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Emily Wynne
@aemiliavind.bsky.social
Author of Princess of the Pomegranate Moon and Tales of Elsinore.
Buy my books here:
✨ linktr.ee/aemiliavind ✨

I'm really cool and normal, actually.

she/fae

bi enby transsexual xennial pagan gal

I am not a crackpot
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Reminder that I'm not just pretty and fucked up - I also wrote some weirdo queer fantasy books you'll like
I think right now would be a good time for you to buy physical copies of my enthusiastically queer, transsexual books about a far-future world where another way of life is possible

bookshop.org/p/books/prin...

bookshop.org/p/books/tale...
While writing in Libreoffice just now, I typed the word "decor"

The word processor itself autocorrected it to "décor", which, sure, thank you,

then it underlined "décor" in red for being misspelled and recommended I replace it with "decor"
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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It pains 16yo me to say this, but..............

Jack White >>>>>> Jack Black
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
having fries takes the sting out of not having fries
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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The last thing I’m going to define myself by is what I have done to make money so I can eat and pay my bills. Absolute least interesting thing about me.
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Not posting 5 jobs I’ve had because fuck capitalism
January 30, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Hugo eligibility post!

“The Cuddled Little Vice,” my book-length essay on the poison legacy of Sandman, is eligible for Best Related Work.
The Cuddled Little Vice (Sandman)
Previously in The Last War in Albion: Alan Moore wrote Watchmen, which, for complicated reasons involving William S. Burroughs and the weak nuclear force, ended the Cold War and replaced it with a mag...
www.eruditorumpress.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Some Girls Try Too Hard: an all trans girl cover compilation of Blink-182's Enema Of The State
all proceeds go to TransLifeline
AVAILABLE NOW, from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...
Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records
12 track album
afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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Me: I'm feeling really Sapphic

You: Tell me more 😏

Me: ............... and if
......... [thy]me......
..........................
hands.......... [swan, or possibly an extinct species of gourd]
.........................s
October 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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tlm1986.bandcamp.com/track/remember

Here's a piece from my first album that I'm pretty pleased with. NOW, you may notice that it sounds quite a bit like the ambient synths in "Twin Peaks." Is this a coincidence?

I'll let you decide.
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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you should NEVER call someone an egg! EVER! if you think a cis person is secretly trans the correct thing to call them is a coward. then flap your elbows and make chicken noises for awhile before looking them in the eye and saying “thats you.” you can also double dog dare them, but its not required.
June 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Using only G1 Transformers from before '86, show me your perfect two-car solution.

Here's mine - Trailbreaker and Skids. Versatility, reliability, and a motocompo.
February 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Oh hey I know those ones (because I only know what a car is if it's a 1984 autobot)
February 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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A statue of Kybele, Mother of the Gods; Found inside the Royal Palace of Amsterdam.

By Artus Quellinus (betw. the years 1650 and 1664)
February 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Waiting for Godot (to cum)
Vladimir in the streets, Estragon in the sheets
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern in Bed
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern in Bed
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Think of all those people who have it worse than you. Do you admire their resiliency?

Well, knock it off, dipshit. They’re miserable! You have to be some kind of stupid fucking asshole to romanticize suffering. You must have rocks in your head.

It’s much better for good things to happen to people.
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Need people to commission me to draw cute barbarian girls with axes (or other weapons).
I finished a comm today!
I've added swords and other fantasy weapons to my offerings! They are $50.

Feel free to reserve a slot for a sword, weapon, or anything else on the list!
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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ALL OVID FANS READ HESIOD'S THEOGONY TODAY
I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT OVID'S METAMORPHOSIS AS IF IT IS THE ONLY OR MOST VALID VERSION OF GREEK AND ROMAN MYTH

ONE IMPERIAL POET WITH A TF/NONCON KINK (WHO ALSO WROTE A PICKUP ARTIST'S GUIDE) DID NOT WRITE THE DEFINITIVE ACCOUNT OF THE GODS AND THEIR (MIS)DEEDS
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

Hi I'm Emily.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

Same I was Kelly Jean before I was born, like first girl period was going to be Kelly Jean. Luckily I like my first name and my middle name 🥰
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

My dad is Irish and I was born the day after st Patrick's day. There is no version of this universe where I'm not named patrick.
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct...

Hiiii
Just about there with a tiny bit to go!
Please help me close the last like 10%
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
ko-fi.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I very much hate having clothes all up in my neck and armpits so a dress that really works like this looks would be very great for me, actually
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
men are not competent to comment on the Chappell Roan Mugler dress
February 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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I stand by this.
February 3, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcoo...

okay who wants the ducktales moon theme in Ska
The Moon Theme (Ducktales NES) SKA cover
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM