Jen’s so smart & pretty & sweet—you should find a job for her!
@transducer.bsky.social
she/her, 40, DC metro area, 🏳️⚧️. Liveposting gender since 2023.
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
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Hi, I’m Jen! In 2025 I turned 40, came out as trans, & lost my job (in that order).
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
I keep forgetting that when I came out I sorta graduated into the very bottom ranks of a whole different class of Poster
Jen, if you're gonna act like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have, you're gonna be treated like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I keep forgetting that when I came out I sorta graduated into the very bottom ranks of a whole different class of Poster
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Once again a bunch of you freaks keep sharing articles about The Worst People and just giving them and your own anger oxygen. FUCKING STOP IT.
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Once again a bunch of you freaks keep sharing articles about The Worst People and just giving them and your own anger oxygen. FUCKING STOP IT.
Quite a few unplanned social interactions today [what a very neurotypical phrasing, Jen 😏🤦🏻♀️😅]. They all went... fine. And I hadn’t even shaved?!
Still not totally used to walking through the world as a self-evidently trans woman (”😠 it’s already been 7 months!“ and/or “😮💨 it’s only been 7 months”).
Still not totally used to walking through the world as a self-evidently trans woman (”😠 it’s already been 7 months!“ and/or “😮💨 it’s only been 7 months”).
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Quite a few unplanned social interactions today [what a very neurotypical phrasing, Jen 😏🤦🏻♀️😅]. They all went... fine. And I hadn’t even shaved?!
Still not totally used to walking through the world as a self-evidently trans woman (”😠 it’s already been 7 months!“ and/or “😮💨 it’s only been 7 months”).
Still not totally used to walking through the world as a self-evidently trans woman (”😠 it’s already been 7 months!“ and/or “😮💨 it’s only been 7 months”).
been feeling a particularly strong urge to Consume Calories lately—like, last week or two—and I genuinely think it’s the snow?
Like, we got snowed in, then I kept going out in it, peaking in the last three days’ marathon ice-breaking work…
My body is all “No. Am mammal. Cold? Eat! Hibernate! 🐻😤” 🤷🏻♀️
Like, we got snowed in, then I kept going out in it, peaking in the last three days’ marathon ice-breaking work…
My body is all “No. Am mammal. Cold? Eat! Hibernate! 🐻😤” 🤷🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
been feeling a particularly strong urge to Consume Calories lately—like, last week or two—and I genuinely think it’s the snow?
Like, we got snowed in, then I kept going out in it, peaking in the last three days’ marathon ice-breaking work…
My body is all “No. Am mammal. Cold? Eat! Hibernate! 🐻😤” 🤷🏻♀️
Like, we got snowed in, then I kept going out in it, peaking in the last three days’ marathon ice-breaking work…
My body is all “No. Am mammal. Cold? Eat! Hibernate! 🐻😤” 🤷🏻♀️
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im Pretty now I don’t have to be smart anymo 😤
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
im Pretty now I don’t have to be smart anymo 😤
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This could fix me
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This could fix me
Whyyyy did I go *seek out* exactly *what* the disgusting soulless fiends in those poorly-redacted badly-typed emails were saying about trans people? 🤦🏻♀️ Why did I do that?
Why didn’t ALL my friends going “wow it fucked me up to see this“ quoting ppl saying “this is so fucked up” clue me to Not Look 🤦🏻♀️
Why didn’t ALL my friends going “wow it fucked me up to see this“ quoting ppl saying “this is so fucked up” clue me to Not Look 🤦🏻♀️
February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Whyyyy did I go *seek out* exactly *what* the disgusting soulless fiends in those poorly-redacted badly-typed emails were saying about trans people? 🤦🏻♀️ Why did I do that?
Why didn’t ALL my friends going “wow it fucked me up to see this“ quoting ppl saying “this is so fucked up” clue me to Not Look 🤦🏻♀️
Why didn’t ALL my friends going “wow it fucked me up to see this“ quoting ppl saying “this is so fucked up” clue me to Not Look 🤦🏻♀️
btw re: de-icing tips, I'm told the recipe for home-made ice melt fluid is 1/2 gal warm water, 6 drops dish soap, 2 oz rubbing alcohol (multiply as needed). I'll let y'all know how it works lol
I appreciate the good work done by some of the… "trans community educators" on the vertical-video apps
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
a cartoon character with flames coming out of his head and the word " angry " on his mouth
Alt: flame-haired Hades from Disney's Hercules flares up in bright crimson, then recedes to his usual dull blue flame and says "okay, fine fine I'm cool I'm fine"
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
btw re: de-icing tips, I'm told the recipe for home-made ice melt fluid is 1/2 gal warm water, 6 drops dish soap, 2 oz rubbing alcohol (multiply as needed). I'll let y'all know how it works lol
Ok so—gross question occurred to me yesterday
Apartment next door sometimes has dogs (weekend dog sitting I assume) that bark. A lot.
Now—understand I would NEVER do this IRL! But HYPOTHETICALLY:
IF I peed on their doorstep… do I have enough prog in my system to influence their doggie behavior? 🤔
Apartment next door sometimes has dogs (weekend dog sitting I assume) that bark. A lot.
Now—understand I would NEVER do this IRL! But HYPOTHETICALLY:
IF I peed on their doorstep… do I have enough prog in my system to influence their doggie behavior? 🤔
turn to page 85: oh no! you took the HRT that makes you smell yummy to canids! you curse your inattention to warning labels as you are torn limb from limb by a roaming pack of wolves. the end
February 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Ok so—gross question occurred to me yesterday
Apartment next door sometimes has dogs (weekend dog sitting I assume) that bark. A lot.
Now—understand I would NEVER do this IRL! But HYPOTHETICALLY:
IF I peed on their doorstep… do I have enough prog in my system to influence their doggie behavior? 🤔
Apartment next door sometimes has dogs (weekend dog sitting I assume) that bark. A lot.
Now—understand I would NEVER do this IRL! But HYPOTHETICALLY:
IF I peed on their doorstep… do I have enough prog in my system to influence their doggie behavior? 🤔
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but yeah, thinking of workshopping a new term for 31+ transitioners and every euphemism relating to age has already been destroyed by this youth-worshipping culture, really struggling with this lol
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
but yeah, thinking of workshopping a new term for 31+ transitioners and every euphemism relating to age has already been destroyed by this youth-worshipping culture, really struggling with this lol
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a lot of jokes about "enrichment in our enclosures" but not enough jokes about how we're only here because habitat destruction and overhunting have made us incredibly rare in the wild
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
a lot of jokes about "enrichment in our enclosures" but not enough jokes about how we're only here because habitat destruction and overhunting have made us incredibly rare in the wild
Jen, if you're gonna act like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have, you're gonna be treated like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Jen, if you're gonna act like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have, you're gonna be treated like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
New mug: "don't make me feel like I wasted the best thirty years of my life to dysphoric depression until I've had my coffee 🙃"
I appreciate the good work done by some of the… "trans community educators" on the vertical-video apps
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
a cartoon character with flames coming out of his head and the word " angry " on his mouth
Alt: flame-haired Hades from Disney's Hercules flares up in bright crimson, then recedes to his usual dull blue flame and says "okay, fine fine I'm cool I'm fine"
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 PM
New mug: "don't make me feel like I wasted the best thirty years of my life to dysphoric depression until I've had my coffee 🙃"
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also ICYMI: first single from the next record dropped 😁
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/track/temporal
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/track/temporal
Temporal, by How I Became Invisible
track by How I Became Invisible
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
also ICYMI: first single from the next record dropped 😁
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/track/temporal
howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com/track/temporal
I appreciate the good work done by some of the… "trans community educators" on the vertical-video apps
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
a cartoon character with flames coming out of his head and the word " angry " on his mouth
Alt: flame-haired Hades from Disney's Hercules flares up in bright crimson, then recedes to his usual dull blue flame and says "okay, fine fine I'm cool I'm fine"
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I appreciate the good work done by some of the… "trans community educators" on the vertical-video apps
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
but I'm flipping through insta for car de-icing tips and suddenly the red-haired punk one's going "*I* didn't start transitioning until I was fucking *21*!! 😱"…
😒😡🤬🔥😮💨
…Ok, no more phone time 📱🙅🏻♀️📴
damn, emoria 😢
Thinking about the sensation of cold water being dumped on my head as the ending was explained to me. I was 8.
I had never heard of trans women. But now I knew they were Bad.
Whatever that is, I cannot be it, I thought to myself. I do not want to be Bad.
I had never heard of trans women. But now I knew they were Bad.
Whatever that is, I cannot be it, I thought to myself. I do not want to be Bad.
The amount of damage Ace Ventura did to young millennial trans girls was incalculable.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
damn, emoria 😢
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I wish I could say "I wish I had more money for lasers" to myself without wanting to caption myself with "things a mad scientist says". I really do wish I had more money for lasers
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I wish I could say "I wish I had more money for lasers" to myself without wanting to caption myself with "things a mad scientist says". I really do wish I had more money for lasers
logged out of bsky on the phone btw. "Instant access to share my thoughts with the world" + "day before shot day" didn't seem to be a winning combo. Still logged in on the actual computer but like, I genuinely don't use that much anymore lol
SO yeah let's see how long that lasts lol. I say < 1 week
SO yeah let's see how long that lasts lol. I say < 1 week
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
logged out of bsky on the phone btw. "Instant access to share my thoughts with the world" + "day before shot day" didn't seem to be a winning combo. Still logged in on the actual computer but like, I genuinely don't use that much anymore lol
SO yeah let's see how long that lasts lol. I say < 1 week
SO yeah let's see how long that lasts lol. I say < 1 week
🏳️⚧️💉4️⃣5️⃣☑️
Executive function for tonight's shot brought to you by the music of My Chemical Romance
Had to pause it for the actual injecting, tho. "The Foundations of Decay" did not prove conducive to muscle relaxation
Also tonight's dishes were done to Conventional Weapons (💖 "Ambulance") so idk
Executive function for tonight's shot brought to you by the music of My Chemical Romance
Had to pause it for the actual injecting, tho. "The Foundations of Decay" did not prove conducive to muscle relaxation
Also tonight's dishes were done to Conventional Weapons (💖 "Ambulance") so idk
February 1, 2026 at 2:17 AM
🏳️⚧️💉4️⃣5️⃣☑️
Executive function for tonight's shot brought to you by the music of My Chemical Romance
Had to pause it for the actual injecting, tho. "The Foundations of Decay" did not prove conducive to muscle relaxation
Also tonight's dishes were done to Conventional Weapons (💖 "Ambulance") so idk
Executive function for tonight's shot brought to you by the music of My Chemical Romance
Had to pause it for the actual injecting, tho. "The Foundations of Decay" did not prove conducive to muscle relaxation
Also tonight's dishes were done to Conventional Weapons (💖 "Ambulance") so idk
In related news, I finally booked my consult for laser hair removal: next Friday morning.
Hopefully their website was right when it said "book now to lock in your deal!"
also, hopefully by then the car will be usable (currently frozen in place, effectively) 😓
Hopefully their website was right when it said "book now to lock in your deal!"
also, hopefully by then the car will be usable (currently frozen in place, effectively) 😓
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
In related news, I finally booked my consult for laser hair removal: next Friday morning.
Hopefully their website was right when it said "book now to lock in your deal!"
also, hopefully by then the car will be usable (currently frozen in place, effectively) 😓
Hopefully their website was right when it said "book now to lock in your deal!"
also, hopefully by then the car will be usable (currently frozen in place, effectively) 😓
today I have handled several tasks, which I have been dreading for days-to-weeks, via such astonishing & novel strategies as "trying" and "asking for help" and "going to the office and requesting an extension" and "checking if their website has a scheduling option."
I will learn nothing from this 🤦🏻♀️
I will learn nothing from this 🤦🏻♀️
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
today I have handled several tasks, which I have been dreading for days-to-weeks, via such astonishing & novel strategies as "trying" and "asking for help" and "going to the office and requesting an extension" and "checking if their website has a scheduling option."
I will learn nothing from this 🤦🏻♀️
I will learn nothing from this 🤦🏻♀️
Any time I end up having to use this thing, I feel obligated to post about it. If you have a car that *can* be jump-started (I think not all new electric or hybrid vehicles can?) then I strongly, strongly recommend you get one of these car-battery-jump-starter thingies. SO much quicker & easier!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Any time I end up having to use this thing, I feel obligated to post about it. If you have a car that *can* be jump-started (I think not all new electric or hybrid vehicles can?) then I strongly, strongly recommend you get one of these car-battery-jump-starter thingies. SO much quicker & easier!!
as I’m maybe a little too fond of saying, “the trans stuff is not a mid-life crisis! I just am also having one of those, too, at the same time.”
I think it doesn’t really matter, ultimately, but for me it’s a certain kind of comforting. “This is something I’ve wanted for longer than I’ve known to name it. This is something that has undergirded my entire life, even when I wasn’t aware.”
(“This is not an impulsive mid-life crisis thing,” lol)
(“This is not an impulsive mid-life crisis thing,” lol)
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
as I’m maybe a little too fond of saying, “the trans stuff is not a mid-life crisis! I just am also having one of those, too, at the same time.”
At least one of my dearest 🏳️⚧️ friends & I have agreed to disagree on this—but I still, just…
Like, fixating on the “Zack dresses as a woman to pretend to be Screech’s girlfriend” episode of “Saved by the Bell,” all that sort of thing?
That was this. That was my brain trying to parse my trans-ness.
Like, fixating on the “Zack dresses as a woman to pretend to be Screech’s girlfriend” episode of “Saved by the Bell,” all that sort of thing?
That was this. That was my brain trying to parse my trans-ness.
I pretty deeply believe that all of us always knew.
Like we didn’t all come out into the world going “I understand what I am, and I am trans” (sadly)
but I haven’t heard of any of us with *nothing* to look back on and go “oh, that was my brain trying to express ‘I am trans’ however it could”
Like we didn’t all come out into the world going “I understand what I am, and I am trans” (sadly)
but I haven’t heard of any of us with *nothing* to look back on and go “oh, that was my brain trying to express ‘I am trans’ however it could”
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
At least one of my dearest 🏳️⚧️ friends & I have agreed to disagree on this—but I still, just…
Like, fixating on the “Zack dresses as a woman to pretend to be Screech’s girlfriend” episode of “Saved by the Bell,” all that sort of thing?
That was this. That was my brain trying to parse my trans-ness.
Like, fixating on the “Zack dresses as a woman to pretend to be Screech’s girlfriend” episode of “Saved by the Bell,” all that sort of thing?
That was this. That was my brain trying to parse my trans-ness.
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If anyone wants to get some mutual aid action going for Emily, she needs it.
Go buy some of her music: howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
Go buy some of her music: howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
If anyone wants to get some mutual aid action going for Emily, she needs it.
Go buy some of her music: howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com
Go buy some of her music: howibecameinvisible.bandcamp.com