Jen’s so smart & pretty & sweet—you should find a job for her!
@transducer.bsky.social
she/her, 40, DC metro area, 🏳️⚧️. Liveposting gender since 2023.
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
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Hi, I’m Jen! In 2025 I turned 40, came out as trans, & lost my job (in that order).
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
The most fantastical part is her having the executive function to do all three of those things in a week
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 AM
The most fantastical part is her having the executive function to do all three of those things in a week
A spy. Totally.
a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with their hands on their hips
Alt: the characters from the famously fetishistic children’s cartoon “Totally Spies” stand with arms akimbo and satisfied looks on their faces, as the red-haired one (in green) holds a pair of handcuffs towards the viewer
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February 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
A spy. Totally.
so influential on me. Literally the whole social divide is stoked by capitalism for profit! No war but class war!!!
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
so influential on me. Literally the whole social divide is stoked by capitalism for profit! No war but class war!!!
idk, I’d argue a lot if it meant I got to hear those counter-arguments repeated
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
idk, I’d argue a lot if it meant I got to hear those counter-arguments repeated
…I literally got my ears pierced in December. I literally set my room up in January.
Now it’s February.
Emoria, where you find this to-do list…?? 😳
Now it’s February.
Emoria, where you find this to-do list…?? 😳
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
…I literally got my ears pierced in December. I literally set my room up in January.
Now it’s February.
Emoria, where you find this to-do list…?? 😳
Now it’s February.
Emoria, where you find this to-do list…?? 😳
Literally my financial goal is to be able to afford the maintenance to keep my hair these colors (and it look good, lol)
February 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Literally my financial goal is to be able to afford the maintenance to keep my hair these colors (and it look good, lol)
Right? Disposable cups, Taco Bell interiors, this color scheme can do it all! 🩵💜🩵💜🩵
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Right? Disposable cups, Taco Bell interiors, this color scheme can do it all! 🩵💜🩵💜🩵
“doubling the ratio of females to males“
a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: “I’m doing my part!” meme
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February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
“doubling the ratio of females to males“
this holds up, damn youtu.be/PdLPe7XjdKc
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
this holds up, damn youtu.be/PdLPe7XjdKc
I’m with Smeg tho. That second post, that’s just being a good pal
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I’m with Smeg tho. That second post, that’s just being a good pal
Thneeds and Sneetches, respectively 😉 and yes, clearly that’s where I’m getting it haha
(“ess, en, double-eee tee, see aych eee ess, Sneetches!” 🤦🏻♀️ stuck in my head over thirty years lol)
(“ess, en, double-eee tee, see aych eee ess, Sneetches!” 🤦🏻♀️ stuck in my head over thirty years lol)
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Thneeds and Sneetches, respectively 😉 and yes, clearly that’s where I’m getting it haha
(“ess, en, double-eee tee, see aych eee ess, Sneetches!” 🤦🏻♀️ stuck in my head over thirty years lol)
(“ess, en, double-eee tee, see aych eee ess, Sneetches!” 🤦🏻♀️ stuck in my head over thirty years lol)
Reposted by Jen’s so smart & pretty & sweet—you should find a job for her!
yuri is the right of all sentient beings
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
yuri is the right of all sentient beings
I have no real affection or nostalgia for the Stunticons as characters or toys, and 9/10 of their designs do nothing for me… but I just love G2 Breakdown’s early-90s, Wild Berry Pop-Tarts-ass color scheme 🤩🩵💜🩵
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I have no real affection or nostalgia for the Stunticons as characters or toys, and 9/10 of their designs do nothing for me… but I just love G2 Breakdown’s early-90s, Wild Berry Pop-Tarts-ass color scheme 🤩🩵💜🩵
yeah that looks really good!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
yeah that looks really good!!
god, she even looks like her lol
also, only now realizing “Eleanor Shellstrop” has the same scansion as “Eleanor Rigby” 🤦🏻♀️
also, only now realizing “Eleanor Shellstrop” has the same scansion as “Eleanor Rigby” 🤦🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
god, she even looks like her lol
also, only now realizing “Eleanor Shellstrop” has the same scansion as “Eleanor Rigby” 🤦🏻♀️
also, only now realizing “Eleanor Shellstrop” has the same scansion as “Eleanor Rigby” 🤦🏻♀️
I get some of the reasons why it feels a little different than that for a lot of trans women (including me lol) but you’re right, it is silly 😅
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I get some of the reasons why it feels a little different than that for a lot of trans women (including me lol) but you’re right, it is silly 😅
also I do not at all want to know what a “sneedhon“ is supposed to be—try to tell me, you’re catching a block—I‘m just a weird sort of charmed by how it sounds like if Blanchard were also Dr. Seuss
my dearest hatchlings I am begging you to get out of /tttt/ before it cooks your brain
I promise there is no such thing as a “sneedhon” just like AGP isn’t real
normal people see a trans woman and go “oh huh I guess that lady is trans” not “god what a brick”
I promise there is no such thing as a “sneedhon” just like AGP isn’t real
normal people see a trans woman and go “oh huh I guess that lady is trans” not “god what a brick”
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
also I do not at all want to know what a “sneedhon“ is supposed to be—try to tell me, you’re catching a block—I‘m just a weird sort of charmed by how it sounds like if Blanchard were also Dr. Seuss
You’re great too, Em! 🩵🩷
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You’re great too, Em! 🩵🩷
It’s proving to be a pretty long first year, yeah 🙃 and of course as a former Gifted Kid™ “learn something” is the most painful feeling in the world (“no learn, only perfect immediately first try! 😤“)
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
the people who made up those words want you repping forever or preferably dead
your job is to be a living middle finger in their eye
so put on the hecking skirt and get to it
will you be messy? yeah almost certainly. it’s going to be a long first year. but you’re trying to learn something
your job is to be a living middle finger in their eye
so put on the hecking skirt and get to it
will you be messy? yeah almost certainly. it’s going to be a long first year. but you’re trying to learn something
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It’s proving to be a pretty long first year, yeah 🙃 and of course as a former Gifted Kid™ “learn something” is the most painful feeling in the world (“no learn, only perfect immediately first try! 😤“)
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
yes
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
yes
It has at least a *couple* more I think (including the Jacinthe and Canari outfits, I’m told? 👀 but, i am also told, sadly not the Lebanne or Gwynn outfits 😔)
but for some reason I literally haven’t touched my Switch in two months 🤦🏻♀️
but for some reason I literally haven’t touched my Switch in two months 🤦🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It has at least a *couple* more I think (including the Jacinthe and Canari outfits, I’m told? 👀 but, i am also told, sadly not the Lebanne or Gwynn outfits 😔)
but for some reason I literally haven’t touched my Switch in two months 🤦🏻♀️
but for some reason I literally haven’t touched my Switch in two months 🤦🏻♀️
I am already constantly catching loose clothing on things so uh. No, please not, for me lol
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I am already constantly catching loose clothing on things so uh. No, please not, for me lol
it’s not “bad,” that’s a whole different thing. It is utterly without hinge
February 3, 2026 at 10:14 PM
it’s not “bad,” that’s a whole different thing. It is utterly without hinge
This, this is my exact feelings lol.
i mean I assume there are also some of us who aren’t constantly or even regularly posting—this has to be a *little bit* of selection bias—but I genuinely don’t know where I’d even meet them lmao
i mean I assume there are also some of us who aren’t constantly or even regularly posting—this has to be a *little bit* of selection bias—but I genuinely don’t know where I’d even meet them lmao
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This, this is my exact feelings lol.
i mean I assume there are also some of us who aren’t constantly or even regularly posting—this has to be a *little bit* of selection bias—but I genuinely don’t know where I’d even meet them lmao
i mean I assume there are also some of us who aren’t constantly or even regularly posting—this has to be a *little bit* of selection bias—but I genuinely don’t know where I’d even meet them lmao
what even is a game for that has so many fashion options (and yet still not enough!)
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
what even is a game for that has so many fashion options (and yet still not enough!)