Jen’s so smart & pretty & sweet—you should find a job for her!
@transducer.bsky.social
she/her, 40, DC metro area, 🏳️⚧️. Liveposting gender since 2023.
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
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happy Jen Got Stabbed By A Professional—Twice! Day! 👂🏻🪡🥳
Hi, I’m Jen! In 2025 I turned 40, came out as trans, & lost my job (in that order).
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
now, on the other hand, I am a daredevil maxx to the extreme:
not an antacid in the house last night, but I ate pasta sauce *anyway* 🤘😎🎸
(she said at 5:45 AM, having been awake for almost three hours 🤦🏻♀️)
not an antacid in the house last night, but I ate pasta sauce *anyway* 🤘😎🎸
(she said at 5:45 AM, having been awake for almost three hours 🤦🏻♀️)
and like, for a minute (in my repression years, notably)—I weren’t no daredevil, but I would just take a lane in the street and be like “fucking deal with it, you auto-cucks 🖕😤“ Because literally what else can you do when there’s no bike lane?! 🤷🏻♀️
That feels like an even worse idea in the OJE, NGL.
That feels like an even worse idea in the OJE, NGL.
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
now, on the other hand, I am a daredevil maxx to the extreme:
not an antacid in the house last night, but I ate pasta sauce *anyway* 🤘😎🎸
(she said at 5:45 AM, having been awake for almost three hours 🤦🏻♀️)
not an antacid in the house last night, but I ate pasta sauce *anyway* 🤘😎🎸
(she said at 5:45 AM, having been awake for almost three hours 🤦🏻♀️)
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My discontinuity was a matter of self-conception. I thought of myself as a boy with feminine inclusions: flawed by definition. Only when I recontextualized the flaws as the base material, and saw the boy features as damage from improper handling, did everything make sense
I have been fascinated by people who experience a significant discontinuity after transition. The whole "egg" metaphor seems to imply this, and I see people wrestling with how to conceptualize their former self. I actually had such a concept all lined up and then found out I didn't have use for it.
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 AM
My discontinuity was a matter of self-conception. I thought of myself as a boy with feminine inclusions: flawed by definition. Only when I recontextualized the flaws as the base material, and saw the boy features as damage from improper handling, did everything make sense
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Sweetie & I (finally) started “Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake.” Savoring it some—1st ep yesterday, 2nd today—but just based on those…
…They really trust their audience to have watched all of OG AT & done some soul-searching/therapy/maybe (prescription) drugs since, huh? Bold. Confident. I respect it
…They really trust their audience to have watched all of OG AT & done some soul-searching/therapy/maybe (prescription) drugs since, huh? Bold. Confident. I respect it
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Sweetie & I (finally) started “Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake.” Savoring it some—1st ep yesterday, 2nd today—but just based on those…
…They really trust their audience to have watched all of OG AT & done some soul-searching/therapy/maybe (prescription) drugs since, huh? Bold. Confident. I respect it
…They really trust their audience to have watched all of OG AT & done some soul-searching/therapy/maybe (prescription) drugs since, huh? Bold. Confident. I respect it
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You’re telling me theres no trans woman named Cruella who specifically seeks puppygirls?? Not even as a bit??
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
You’re telling me theres no trans woman named Cruella who specifically seeks puppygirls?? Not even as a bit??
there’s this nearby-ish park I used to bike to all the time—good turnaround point for rides; had decent public bathrooms
Last night I dreamt I biked there but had to use a 3rd, all-gender bathroom that was just a hole in the ground surrounded by gravel & a chain-link fence.
Weird dream, ngl.
Last night I dreamt I biked there but had to use a 3rd, all-gender bathroom that was just a hole in the ground surrounded by gravel & a chain-link fence.
Weird dream, ngl.
February 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
there’s this nearby-ish park I used to bike to all the time—good turnaround point for rides; had decent public bathrooms
Last night I dreamt I biked there but had to use a 3rd, all-gender bathroom that was just a hole in the ground surrounded by gravel & a chain-link fence.
Weird dream, ngl.
Last night I dreamt I biked there but had to use a 3rd, all-gender bathroom that was just a hole in the ground surrounded by gravel & a chain-link fence.
Weird dream, ngl.
Had a weird interaction with the lady at the laser place today. (Storytime? sure)
So first she had her pitch deck & her rehearsed spiel. I wanted to be like “ma’am I’ve done the reading, you’re selling past the close here”—but, y’know, rude, right? So, 🤐.
Then, in her spiel, she said something—
So first she had her pitch deck & her rehearsed spiel. I wanted to be like “ma’am I’ve done the reading, you’re selling past the close here”—but, y’know, rude, right? So, 🤐.
Then, in her spiel, she said something—
February 7, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Had a weird interaction with the lady at the laser place today. (Storytime? sure)
So first she had her pitch deck & her rehearsed spiel. I wanted to be like “ma’am I’ve done the reading, you’re selling past the close here”—but, y’know, rude, right? So, 🤐.
Then, in her spiel, she said something—
So first she had her pitch deck & her rehearsed spiel. I wanted to be like “ma’am I’ve done the reading, you’re selling past the close here”—but, y’know, rude, right? So, 🤐.
Then, in her spiel, she said something—
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This would fix me.
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
This would fix me.
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concept: domme who really believed in you, and really thought you were going to be good this time.
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
concept: domme who really believed in you, and really thought you were going to be good this time.
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And see? I was right 😎
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
And see? I was right 😎
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
Alright, laser consult all done, first session set for Monday! LBTF (Let’s Blast This Face)
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Alright, laser consult all done, first session set for Monday! LBTF (Let’s Blast This Face)
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I’m teaching a survey course on the short story in the fall. What stories would it be criminal for me to omit from my syllabus?
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I’m teaching a survey course on the short story in the fall. What stories would it be criminal for me to omit from my syllabus?
And see? I was right 😎
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
And see? I was right 😎
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
(…about the first part 😅 🙃 🏳️⚧️ 🤦🏻♀️ )
Rose-red cheeks brought to you by one (1) glass of red wine 🍷🫠
🏳️⚧️💉4️⃣6️⃣☑️
felt risky… after the immense dinner of butter chicken from the new Indian takeout place, I was afraid being poked with a needle might actually make me pop 🫠
Seems fine tho! 😉
felt risky… after the immense dinner of butter chicken from the new Indian takeout place, I was afraid being poked with a needle might actually make me pop 🫠
Seems fine tho! 😉
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
🏳️⚧️💉4️⃣6️⃣☑️
felt risky… after the immense dinner of butter chicken from the new Indian takeout place, I was afraid being poked with a needle might actually make me pop 🫠
Seems fine tho! 😉
felt risky… after the immense dinner of butter chicken from the new Indian takeout place, I was afraid being poked with a needle might actually make me pop 🫠
Seems fine tho! 😉
😔 sadly, I can’t quotepost this with a hottie who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned…
…bc I was never afraid of that 😎💅🏻✨
(and I don’t post pics of other ppl lol 😉)
but yeah no you should start HRT if you haven’t yet. Second-best time to plant a tree is today, babe 💖
…bc I was never afraid of that 😎💅🏻✨
(and I don’t post pics of other ppl lol 😉)
but yeah no you should start HRT if you haven’t yet. Second-best time to plant a tree is today, babe 💖
Quotepost with a hotty who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
(And if you just read that sentence and got anxious, this is your sign to start estrogen)
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
😔 sadly, I can’t quotepost this with a hottie who was afraid she’d be ugly if she transitioned…
…bc I was never afraid of that 😎💅🏻✨
(and I don’t post pics of other ppl lol 😉)
but yeah no you should start HRT if you haven’t yet. Second-best time to plant a tree is today, babe 💖
…bc I was never afraid of that 😎💅🏻✨
(and I don’t post pics of other ppl lol 😉)
but yeah no you should start HRT if you haven’t yet. Second-best time to plant a tree is today, babe 💖
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Six seven, chat! Let's skibbidi toilet to the polls!
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Six seven, chat! Let's skibbidi toilet to the polls!
Today on Facebook Messenger: “omg 🙀🏳️⚧️🚺🤯” from a guy with whom I was in a weird, crappy summer theater play* for like 3 weeks literally 14 years ago. I gave him the “thank you, hope you’re well” lol bc like… ok bud! I… appreciate the positivity? Idfk lol
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
![Facebook messenger screenshot. Text reads:
I looked at my memories on FB today because it said I had memories with Jen [redacted in pink] and I’m like “WHO?!?!?” And I looked and saw some comments where I had called you [redacted in blue] and put it together. I hadn’t seen anything from you pop up in quite a while.
But, I wanted to send you this message and tell you how proud of you I am. You look so happy and I hope it feels great to present your true self to the world. Best wishes!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cvf4jqlu6xfzklzjxl2d33tl/bafkreihdhnggfzn7qvffogvnkm333elzk6yzxdeb72xquh34mpot5mtxxq@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Today on Facebook Messenger: “omg 🙀🏳️⚧️🚺🤯” from a guy with whom I was in a weird, crappy summer theater play* for like 3 weeks literally 14 years ago. I gave him the “thank you, hope you’re well” lol bc like… ok bud! I… appreciate the positivity? Idfk lol
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
My partner’s on the phone & I’ll keep hearing them say “he” and I have this initial reaction of “oh, they must be talking about me”
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My partner’s on the phone & I’ll keep hearing them say “he” and I have this initial reaction of “oh, they must be talking about me”
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
wait 2005 was the year The Birthday Massacre released their first “real” (not-indie) album too? and “Human After All,” and “Demon Days”? Damn that year was huge actually.
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
…which is… different than usual… totally 👀(quickly hides “From Under the Cork Tree,” A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out,” & The Aquabats’ “Charge!!” behind her back)
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
wait 2005 was the year The Birthday Massacre released their first “real” (not-indie) album too? and “Human After All,” and “Demon Days”? Damn that year was huge actually.
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
hopefully getting new driver’s license photo soon. I hear the thing is to do your makeup, like, super extra—to the point it looks bad in person—so that it looks good in the driver’s license pic… is there, like, an insta filter or smth one can use to simulate those crappy DMV cameras? For practice? 🤔
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February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
hopefully getting new driver’s license photo soon. I hear the thing is to do your makeup, like, super extra—to the point it looks bad in person—so that it looks good in the driver’s license pic… is there, like, an insta filter or smth one can use to simulate those crappy DMV cameras? For practice? 🤔
Vladimir in the streets, Estragon in the sheets
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern in Bed
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Vladimir in the streets, Estragon in the sheets
Ice-cold take: the seven years between those two periods saw all the best (Transformers Animated, much of the Revenge of the Fallen toyline, much of Transformers [2010])—and all the worst (almost everything else)—toys in the history of the franchise
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
TFW you realize more time has elapsed between today and the release of the first wave of Combiner Wars toys than between the first Michael Bay Transformers movie and the first episode of Beast Wars
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ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a face with his hands
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February 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Ice-cold take: the seven years between those two periods saw all the best (Transformers Animated, much of the Revenge of the Fallen toyline, much of Transformers [2010])—and all the worst (almost everything else)—toys in the history of the franchise
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
My focus is shot, I’m still awake at 2AM when I have to be up in five hours, and I spent most of the night having a lowkey crashout about “why didn’t I start HRT when I was 22? 😩“
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM
My focus is shot, I’m still awake at 2AM when I have to be up in five hours, and I spent most of the night having a lowkey crashout about “why didn’t I start HRT when I was 22? 😩“
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
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Honestly kind of losing my mind right now that I get to be a woman with purple hair
It's just amazing
It's just amazing
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Honestly kind of losing my mind right now that I get to be a woman with purple hair
It's just amazing
It's just amazing