Jen’s so smart & pretty & sweet—you should find a job for her!
@transducer.bsky.social
she/her, 40, DC metro area, 🏳️⚧️. Liveposting gender since 2023.
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
I try to keep my posts about me & for me. So if you’re like “eugh, Jen, why would you post that” that is probably why. Sometimes I forget tho lol
Start HRT now. The time will pass either way 💖
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Hi, I’m Jen! In 2025 I turned 40, came out as trans, & lost my job (in that order).
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
Somewhere in there my posts got interesting 🤷🏻♀️
You should figure out a way to hire me for a gig that pays enough for more piercings (and maybe some higher-maintenance hair 👀)
Oh, and start HRT if you haven’t yet 😉💖
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Six seven, chat! Let's skibbidi toilet to the polls!
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Six seven, chat! Let's skibbidi toilet to the polls!
Today on Facebook Messenger: “omg 🙀🏳️⚧️🚺🤯” from a guy with whom I was in a weird, crappy summer theater play* for like 3 weeks literally 14 years ago. I gave him the “thank you, hope you’re well” lol bc like… ok bud! I… appreciate the positivity? Idfk lol
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
![Facebook messenger screenshot. Text reads:
I looked at my memories on FB today because it said I had memories with Jen [redacted in pink] and I’m like “WHO?!?!?” And I looked and saw some comments where I had called you [redacted in blue] and put it together. I hadn’t seen anything from you pop up in quite a while.
But, I wanted to send you this message and tell you how proud of you I am. You look so happy and I hope it feels great to present your true self to the world. Best wishes!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cvf4jqlu6xfzklzjxl2d33tl/bafkreihdhnggfzn7qvffogvnkm333elzk6yzxdeb72xquh34mpot5mtxxq@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Today on Facebook Messenger: “omg 🙀🏳️⚧️🚺🤯” from a guy with whom I was in a weird, crappy summer theater play* for like 3 weeks literally 14 years ago. I gave him the “thank you, hope you’re well” lol bc like… ok bud! I… appreciate the positivity? Idfk lol
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
Still not used to this sort of thing, either 🤷🏻♀️
My partner’s on the phone & I’ll keep hearing them say “he” and I have this initial reaction of “oh, they must be talking about me”
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
My partner’s on the phone & I’ll keep hearing them say “he” and I have this initial reaction of “oh, they must be talking about me”
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
Then I go “wait, no, of course they’re not; they are like the founding member & lifetime president of the ‘Never Doing That’ Club” 🤦🏻♀️
Just getting used to stuff, lol 😅
wait 2005 was the year The Birthday Massacre released their first “real” (not-indie) album too? and “Human After All,” and “Demon Days”? Damn that year was huge actually.
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
…which is… different than usual… totally 👀(quickly hides “From Under the Cork Tree,” A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out,” & The Aquabats’ “Charge!!” behind her back)
February 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
wait 2005 was the year The Birthday Massacre released their first “real” (not-indie) album too? and “Human After All,” and “Demon Days”? Damn that year was huge actually.
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
Wild coincidence that all the good music came out when I, specifically, was twenty
hopefully getting new driver’s license photo soon. I hear the thing is to do your makeup, like, super extra—to the point it looks bad in person—so that it looks good in the driver’s license pic… is there, like, an insta filter or smth one can use to simulate those crappy DMV cameras? For practice? 🤔
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February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
hopefully getting new driver’s license photo soon. I hear the thing is to do your makeup, like, super extra—to the point it looks bad in person—so that it looks good in the driver’s license pic… is there, like, an insta filter or smth one can use to simulate those crappy DMV cameras? For practice? 🤔
Vladimir in the streets, Estragon in the sheets
Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern in Bed
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Vladimir in the streets, Estragon in the sheets
Ice-cold take: the seven years between those two periods saw all the best (Transformers Animated, much of the Revenge of the Fallen toyline, much of Transformers [2010])—and all the worst (almost everything else)—toys in the history of the franchise
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
TFW you realize more time has elapsed between today and the release of the first wave of Combiner Wars toys than between the first Michael Bay Transformers movie and the first episode of Beast Wars
a cartoon of spongebob making a face with his hands
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob making a face with his hands
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February 5, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Ice-cold take: the seven years between those two periods saw all the best (Transformers Animated, much of the Revenge of the Fallen toyline, much of Transformers [2010])—and all the worst (almost everything else)—toys in the history of the franchise
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
“Discuss,” she said, going back to sleep.
My focus is shot, I’m still awake at 2AM when I have to be up in five hours, and I spent most of the night having a lowkey crashout about “why didn’t I start HRT when I was 22? 😩“
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM
My focus is shot, I’m still awake at 2AM when I have to be up in five hours, and I spent most of the night having a lowkey crashout about “why didn’t I start HRT when I was 22? 😩“
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
and then I check my phone notifications… yep, less than 24 hours until it’s time for 🏳️⚧️💉.
🤦🏻♀️ of course it is. Of course.
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Honestly kind of losing my mind right now that I get to be a woman with purple hair
It's just amazing
It's just amazing
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Honestly kind of losing my mind right now that I get to be a woman with purple hair
It's just amazing
It's just amazing
working on this irl
(sans the isekai part)
(sans the isekai part)
while i do enjoy the sheer adorableness of the classic “depressed, angry boy gets isekaid as a girl and becomes happy and bubbly” trope, i think my heart actually yearns for “depressed, angry boy gets isekaid as a girl and finally figures out how her anger can be hot and brash instead of offputting”
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
working on this irl
(sans the isekai part)
(sans the isekai part)
I have a problem like this sometimes with fans of the University of Maryland men's basketball team, the Terrapins.
Or, as they're known colloquially...
Or, as they're known colloquially...
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I have a problem like this sometimes with fans of the University of Maryland men's basketball team, the Terrapins.
Or, as they're known colloquially...
Or, as they're known colloquially...
“Boymoding” (such as that is anymore—few days no shave, no nail polish, hair brushed so as to cover the earrings) and idk gals, I think we might be approaching the point of “malefailing” 🤞🤞
Either way—legal-name-for-now business at the leasing office is over! time to go fix allll that crap lol 🪒💅🏻😮💨
Either way—legal-name-for-now business at the leasing office is over! time to go fix allll that crap lol 🪒💅🏻😮💨
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“Boymoding” (such as that is anymore—few days no shave, no nail polish, hair brushed so as to cover the earrings) and idk gals, I think we might be approaching the point of “malefailing” 🤞🤞
Either way—legal-name-for-now business at the leasing office is over! time to go fix allll that crap lol 🪒💅🏻😮💨
Either way—legal-name-for-now business at the leasing office is over! time to go fix allll that crap lol 🪒💅🏻😮💨
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being rented to go take a baseball bat to an opposing AI agent's server rack
"robots need your body. get paid when agents need someone in the real world" this is probably good right? not a ghost in the shell type situation? proxy war anyone?
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February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
being rented to go take a baseball bat to an opposing AI agent's server rack
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Have done, can confirm.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Have done, can confirm.
it's wild, I saw the @transsalamander.bsky.social post sometime in 2018 (thought it was 2017, but by the post date I must be wrong)
but I was so FREAKING hard-boiled that I was like "no, no, I'm sure I'd be a pretty enough girl; I must be unable to transition for different, *special* reasons" 🤦🏻♀️😩😓😮💨
but I was so FREAKING hard-boiled that I was like "no, no, I'm sure I'd be a pretty enough girl; I must be unable to transition for different, *special* reasons" 🤦🏻♀️😩😓😮💨
This one got to me. Repeatedly. And every time I’d close it as quickly as possible.
February 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
it's wild, I saw the @transsalamander.bsky.social post sometime in 2018 (thought it was 2017, but by the post date I must be wrong)
but I was so FREAKING hard-boiled that I was like "no, no, I'm sure I'd be a pretty enough girl; I must be unable to transition for different, *special* reasons" 🤦🏻♀️😩😓😮💨
but I was so FREAKING hard-boiled that I was like "no, no, I'm sure I'd be a pretty enough girl; I must be unable to transition for different, *special* reasons" 🤦🏻♀️😩😓😮💨
top Taking Care Of Things item: I'm FINALLY going to do my legal name change! 🫢😓🤷🏻♀️
So, ok, question for anyone who's done that before (esp. in VA): the bit about "reason." Is it ok to just write "gender transition," or does that get me on a bad list & I should come up with something else to write? 😕
So, ok, question for anyone who's done that before (esp. in VA): the bit about "reason." Is it ok to just write "gender transition," or does that get me on a bad list & I should come up with something else to write? 😕
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
top Taking Care Of Things item: I'm FINALLY going to do my legal name change! 🫢😓🤷🏻♀️
So, ok, question for anyone who's done that before (esp. in VA): the bit about "reason." Is it ok to just write "gender transition," or does that get me on a bad list & I should come up with something else to write? 😕
So, ok, question for anyone who's done that before (esp. in VA): the bit about "reason." Is it ok to just write "gender transition," or does that get me on a bad list & I should come up with something else to write? 😕
today I am Taking Care Of Things 😤
least of which being, I finally got a USB-C-to-DisplayPort cable so that both of my monitors can be on the same ding-dang color space 🖥️🌈👏
(before, the left one was via USB-C-to-HDMI, so it was YPbPr while the right one was RGB, and it drove me *bonkers* 😫)
least of which being, I finally got a USB-C-to-DisplayPort cable so that both of my monitors can be on the same ding-dang color space 🖥️🌈👏
(before, the left one was via USB-C-to-HDMI, so it was YPbPr while the right one was RGB, and it drove me *bonkers* 😫)
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
today I am Taking Care Of Things 😤
least of which being, I finally got a USB-C-to-DisplayPort cable so that both of my monitors can be on the same ding-dang color space 🖥️🌈👏
(before, the left one was via USB-C-to-HDMI, so it was YPbPr while the right one was RGB, and it drove me *bonkers* 😫)
least of which being, I finally got a USB-C-to-DisplayPort cable so that both of my monitors can be on the same ding-dang color space 🖥️🌈👏
(before, the left one was via USB-C-to-HDMI, so it was YPbPr while the right one was RGB, and it drove me *bonkers* 😫)
The secret to s’mores pop tarts is they need to be just a teensy bit burned. For that authentic campfire taste
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
The secret to s’mores pop tarts is they need to be just a teensy bit burned. For that authentic campfire taste
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also I do not at all want to know what a “sneedhon“ is supposed to be—try to tell me, you’re catching a block—I‘m just a weird sort of charmed by how it sounds like if Blanchard were also Dr. Seuss
my dearest hatchlings I am begging you to get out of /tttt/ before it cooks your brain
I promise there is no such thing as a “sneedhon” just like AGP isn’t real
normal people see a trans woman and go “oh huh I guess that lady is trans” not “god what a brick”
I promise there is no such thing as a “sneedhon” just like AGP isn’t real
normal people see a trans woman and go “oh huh I guess that lady is trans” not “god what a brick”
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
also I do not at all want to know what a “sneedhon“ is supposed to be—try to tell me, you’re catching a block—I‘m just a weird sort of charmed by how it sounds like if Blanchard were also Dr. Seuss
this holds up, damn youtu.be/PdLPe7XjdKc
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
this holds up, damn youtu.be/PdLPe7XjdKc
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yuri is the right of all sentient beings
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
yuri is the right of all sentient beings
I have no real affection or nostalgia for the Stunticons as characters or toys, and 9/10 of their designs do nothing for me… but I just love G2 Breakdown’s early-90s, Wild Berry Pop-Tarts-ass color scheme 🤩🩵💜🩵
February 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I have no real affection or nostalgia for the Stunticons as characters or toys, and 9/10 of their designs do nothing for me… but I just love G2 Breakdown’s early-90s, Wild Berry Pop-Tarts-ass color scheme 🤩🩵💜🩵
It’s proving to be a pretty long first year, yeah 🙃 and of course as a former Gifted Kid™ “learn something” is the most painful feeling in the world (“no learn, only perfect immediately first try! 😤“)
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
the people who made up those words want you repping forever or preferably dead
your job is to be a living middle finger in their eye
so put on the hecking skirt and get to it
will you be messy? yeah almost certainly. it’s going to be a long first year. but you’re trying to learn something
your job is to be a living middle finger in their eye
so put on the hecking skirt and get to it
will you be messy? yeah almost certainly. it’s going to be a long first year. but you’re trying to learn something
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It’s proving to be a pretty long first year, yeah 🙃 and of course as a former Gifted Kid™ “learn something” is the most painful feeling in the world (“no learn, only perfect immediately first try! 😤“)
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
But it’s such a weight off, not to live every day terrified of the wrong person finding out. 😮💨🏳️⚧️💖
I keep forgetting that when I came out I sorta graduated into the very bottom ranks of a whole different class of Poster
Jen, if you're gonna act like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have, you're gonna be treated like ya been doing this a lot longer than you have
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
Shoot your mouth off like you know what you're talking about, you're gonna get called on the carpet like you know what you're talking about
😓 😮💨 🤷🏻♀️
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I keep forgetting that when I came out I sorta graduated into the very bottom ranks of a whole different class of Poster
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Once again a bunch of you freaks keep sharing articles about The Worst People and just giving them and your own anger oxygen. FUCKING STOP IT.
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Once again a bunch of you freaks keep sharing articles about The Worst People and just giving them and your own anger oxygen. FUCKING STOP IT.