Danny Dammann
@adhdannyboy.bsky.social
I'm a guy, a Dad, and a dude.
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Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fun that that this country is burning down because a handful of emotionally stunted dudes were furious they can’t get laid without living up to the low bar standard of “don’t be a fucking weirdo”
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship!
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...
sign.moveon.org
September 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
Got my @pastaroniravioli.bsky.social youtooz ordered!
December 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Got my @pastaroniravioli.bsky.social youtooz ordered!
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Secret Panel HERE 😐 tapas.io/episode/363848
November 6, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Secret Panel HERE 😐 tapas.io/episode/363848
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Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024
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November 6, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Today’s Historic Front Page: November 6, 2024
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I love all the small shops sending emails today like, “Saw the news. Checking in on your mental health today. Fight the darkness with BOGO 50% candles.”
November 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I love all the small shops sending emails today like, “Saw the news. Checking in on your mental health today. Fight the darkness with BOGO 50% candles.”
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Croonchy Stars (1988-1989) The Swedish Chef got his own cereal, with these sweet, cinnamon toast stars. The most memorable thing about this cereal were the absurdist, sometimes unsolvable games and puzzles on the back of the box.
April 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Croonchy Stars (1988-1989) The Swedish Chef got his own cereal, with these sweet, cinnamon toast stars. The most memorable thing about this cereal were the absurdist, sometimes unsolvable games and puzzles on the back of the box.
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He's a charming criminal who sells fake diamonds to tourists in Dublin
She's the vivacious lead singer of a Cranberries tribute band in Boston
See how they fall in love in the new movie...SHAMROCK
She's the vivacious lead singer of a Cranberries tribute band in Boston
See how they fall in love in the new movie...SHAMROCK
March 3, 2024 at 9:37 PM
He's a charming criminal who sells fake diamonds to tourists in Dublin
She's the vivacious lead singer of a Cranberries tribute band in Boston
See how they fall in love in the new movie...SHAMROCK
She's the vivacious lead singer of a Cranberries tribute band in Boston
See how they fall in love in the new movie...SHAMROCK
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I sat down with the bees from My Girl for a 3000-on-one interview to finally hear their side of story
February 26, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I sat down with the bees from My Girl for a 3000-on-one interview to finally hear their side of story
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Never take any form of transportation with a Kennedy
February 16, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Never take any form of transportation with a Kennedy
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right now an intern is writing a Trump donation email that says “If they can fine me 364 million dollars, they can do it to YOU!”
February 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
right now an intern is writing a Trump donation email that says “If they can fine me 364 million dollars, they can do it to YOU!”
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THE ORIGINAL WAS PERFECT WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITHOUT BILL PAXTON AND PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN
February 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
THE ORIGINAL WAS PERFECT WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITHOUT BILL PAXTON AND PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN
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lol ha ha that jesus foot fetish ad is so bad and gross right? better watch it again so I can make fun of it more lol how dumb. I’ll be right back. does your bathroom door lock?
February 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
lol ha ha that jesus foot fetish ad is so bad and gross right? better watch it again so I can make fun of it more lol how dumb. I’ll be right back. does your bathroom door lock?
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Mississippi’s state auditor is demanding Brett Favre repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state
Brett Favre Ordered To Finish Repaying Misspient Welftare Funds To Mississippi
Auditor Shad White is demanding the former NFL QB repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state.
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February 6, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Mississippi’s state auditor is demanding Brett Favre repay nearly $730,000 that was supposed to help some of the poorest people in the state
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My variant for the Godzilla Valentine's day special out on 2/7!
February 5, 2024 at 4:10 PM
My variant for the Godzilla Valentine's day special out on 2/7!
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It’s one defamatory rage tweet Michael, what could it cost? 83 million dollars??
January 27, 2024 at 12:04 AM
It’s one defamatory rage tweet Michael, what could it cost? 83 million dollars??
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Billing insurances in January be like
January 26, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Billing insurances in January be like
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babe are you ok?? you’ve barely fucked your DUNE 2 promotional popcorn bucket
January 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
babe are you ok?? you’ve barely fucked your DUNE 2 promotional popcorn bucket
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Ron Desantis after ending his presidential run
January 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Ron Desantis after ending his presidential run
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It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws
January 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws
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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza
January 10, 2024 at 8:29 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza
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groimes they’re makin fun of ma cybertruck online
January 7, 2024 at 2:34 PM
groimes they’re makin fun of ma cybertruck online
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finally, this @pixelatedboat.bsky.social comic is 100% legal onegianthand.com/post/1840969...
January 1, 2024 at 5:11 AM
finally, this @pixelatedboat.bsky.social comic is 100% legal onegianthand.com/post/1840969...