abenomicon
@abenomicon.bsky.social
proud graduate of Macgoblin university
finally got around to hyperion by Dan simmons
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
finally got around to hyperion by Dan simmons
adobe's "photoshop" must apologize after posting photos of me at a party where I did not attend
fiskars "scissors" are in a timeout after posting a collage of my torso attached to various thoroughbreds cut out of horse magazines, who just had their birthday
fiskars "scissors" are in a timeout after posting a collage of my torso attached to various thoroughbreds cut out of horse magazines, who just had their birthday
I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.
January 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
adobe's "photoshop" must apologize after posting photos of me at a party where I did not attend
fiskars "scissors" are in a timeout after posting a collage of my torso attached to various thoroughbreds cut out of horse magazines, who just had their birthday
fiskars "scissors" are in a timeout after posting a collage of my torso attached to various thoroughbreds cut out of horse magazines, who just had their birthday
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old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
My pleases-nobody sense of Return To Twitter Discourse is that the place can never return to what it was, and can never return to the idealized past version we imagine either, nor can that idealized past version be constructed anywhere else because it was always romantic self-regarding bullshit
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
old twitter was like a place in interwar berlin, paris, or shanghai people have romantic memories about in spite of witnessing knife fights between prostitutes daily and heroin junkies overdosing
when marshall mcluhan gets asked 'hard or soft' at the airport massage chair does he say medium
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
when marshall mcluhan gets asked 'hard or soft' at the airport massage chair does he say medium
elon brockovich
Without saying Star Wars, name a science fiction film.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
elon brockovich
confident in my ability to properly legal, I tell the judge to read my signature. I see the smile on his/her face and smile back. it is unsettling when a judge is nice, I realize. the order to show cause passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.
Smiling at the judge but they’re not smiling back. Mina Dickhurtz on Quora said this would work your honor
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
confident in my ability to properly legal, I tell the judge to read my signature. I see the smile on his/her face and smile back. it is unsettling when a judge is nice, I realize. the order to show cause passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly.
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Going with Occam's razor here: I think they are just dipshits
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Going with Occam's razor here: I think they are just dipshits
let them eat cake DONT let them eat cake
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
let them eat cake DONT let them eat cake
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I faid what I faid.
October 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I faid what I faid.
hate going to the cryopractor for suspended animation and instead it's some guy who cracks your knuckles for you
October 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hate going to the cryopractor for suspended animation and instead it's some guy who cracks your knuckles for you
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I haven't even begun to peak
August 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I haven't even begun to peak
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Holy shit. Read the footnotes. This one, from Jackson, is jaw-dropping.
The Dual State was published in 1941. Fraenkel was writing about Nazi Germany.
The Dual State was published in 1941. Fraenkel was writing about Nazi Germany.
June 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Holy shit. Read the footnotes. This one, from Jackson, is jaw-dropping.
The Dual State was published in 1941. Fraenkel was writing about Nazi Germany.
The Dual State was published in 1941. Fraenkel was writing about Nazi Germany.
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Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Here's a longer video of Brad Lander's detention just now inside 26 Federal Plaza as he tried to walk a man out of immigration court, by masked federal agents.
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Or, as the Car Talk guys so aptly put it, “unencumbered by the thought process”
June 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Or, as the Car Talk guys so aptly put it, “unencumbered by the thought process”
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day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon