Alana
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As they keep talking about ICE carrying out "lawful operations," it is essential to keep MLK's reasoning from "Letter from a Birmingham Jail" in mind:
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
As they keep talking about ICE carrying out "lawful operations," it is essential to keep MLK's reasoning from "Letter from a Birmingham Jail" in mind:
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ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
I'm just gonna get angry at the headline/framing: IT HASN'T BEEN A FOOD PYRAMID FOR 20 YEARS!!! I know RFKJr doesn't know that, but a reporter should know!
The Trump admin wants Americans to eat more meat, lol. How are these men still alive? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Kennedy’s Health Department Flips Food Pyramid to Emphasize Meat and Dairy
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I'm just gonna get angry at the headline/framing: IT HASN'T BEEN A FOOD PYRAMID FOR 20 YEARS!!! I know RFKJr doesn't know that, but a reporter should know!
Nothing more American in my eyes than committing tax fraud against the American taxpayer. Senator Scott and President Trump have both done it and they are obvious patriots!
Tom Emmer: "I have three words regarding Somalis who have committed fraud against the American taxpayer and have refused to assimilate as Americans: send them home"
January 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Nothing more American in my eyes than committing tax fraud against the American taxpayer. Senator Scott and President Trump have both done it and they are obvious patriots!
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Anyone who
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Anyone who
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was “too early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being “too woke”
Is: wrong
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what if we did something about it. the crimes
January 7, 2026 at 8:46 AM
what if we did something about it. the crimes
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IBM's "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" was from 1979. That was 47 years ago.
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
If you're reporting on the deepfake porn site because of Grok, please make clear in the headline that governments not acting are allowing the scaled abuse of women and children online.
Don't say Grok is doing that harm. Grok isn't doing anything. It's human men who are doing these things.
Don't say Grok is doing that harm. Grok isn't doing anything. It's human men who are doing these things.
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 AM
IBM's "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" was from 1979. That was 47 years ago.
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google.
Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"
Nobody believes you cause it's not true, you stupid, fucking weirdo.
Trump: "Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we're gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don't even tell the parents. Nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don't tell the parents. It's not believable."
January 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Nobody believes you cause it's not true, you stupid, fucking weirdo.
Hmmmmm.
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Hmmmmm.
The best part is when Jake Tapper goes "I.... honestly.... don't know what you're talking about right now" as Miller continues to yell about how much he hates postWW2 economic stability.
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The best part is when Jake Tapper goes "I.... honestly.... don't know what you're talking about right now" as Miller continues to yell about how much he hates postWW2 economic stability.
I aspire to this. I asked my thinnest friend if I could squat her and she said yes. But this guy, he's 220. Mina's so strong!
I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I aspire to this. I asked my thinnest friend if I could squat her and she said yes. But this guy, he's 220. Mina's so strong!
Tramell Tillman showing up about 2 hours into Mission Impossible Final Reckoning was the loveliest surprise (along with Katy O'Brien). He makes everything better.
Tramell Tillman has won Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series for ‘SEVERANCE’ at the Critics Choice Awards.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Tramell Tillman showing up about 2 hours into Mission Impossible Final Reckoning was the loveliest surprise (along with Katy O'Brien). He makes everything better.
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no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
January 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability
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Fim de impérios não são coisas bonitas de se ver.
just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Fim de impérios não são coisas bonitas de se ver.
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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This is the inspiration I needed today 💚
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
This is the inspiration I needed today 💚
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Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
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this is why I think publications that focus almost solely on culture war issues are so empty. The genuine economic, health, welfare etc impacts of policy are much more important than Ivy League coursework discourse but become sideshows to these people.
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
this is why I think publications that focus almost solely on culture war issues are so empty. The genuine economic, health, welfare etc impacts of policy are much more important than Ivy League coursework discourse but become sideshows to these people.
Oceans Zero Heist Babies is what makes it art. ::chef's kiss::
surely my housemates have to revoke my whiteboard privileges at some point, right
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Oceans Zero Heist Babies is what makes it art. ::chef's kiss::
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Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written