#snowbank
listen: you can plow 90% of a bike lane, but if you don’t pass over it again, it’s gonna stay plowed in. #hfxws
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Snowbank Tales

How come I have to learn parkour in order to just bring the friggin’ garbage from the back to the street?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpfh...

#Parkour
#Snow
#Snowbanks
#WinterHell
#GarbageHell
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February 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
"I saw legs sticking out of the snow." Massachusetts snowplow driver is praised for saving an older man trapped face-down in a snowbank. Matte McGarry says he spots the man's legs flailing along Burnett Street during a Sunday night storm and pulls him to safety before freezing temperatures take hold
Mass. snowplow driver who spotted legs sticking out of snowbank praised for saving older man
A quick response during a snowstorm is credited with saving a man’s life in Auburn.
www.boston.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 AM
My malinois also loved the snow. Just had a facebook memory from 11 years ago show up with her leaping over a snowbank...
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Decided to bike a half mile today - hadn’t thought about how hard it would be to lock it up (understandably so a low priority to clear the area around sign posts and bike racks), ended up hauled it up a 4 inch high snowbank tho
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
But if fears of accidents kept officials from closing the Drive, in the end it was an accident that catalyzed the disaster. A CTA bus skidded sidways across both exit ramps at... Fullerton? and got stuck in a snowbank. Well, you know what PM rush is like up there even on a good day.
February 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
YUSSSSSSSS
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
He gonna take it

HE GONNA TAKE IT
February 3, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm aiming for "don't freeze to death in a snowbank," myself.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Of course, I got home from work today, and someone had taken my shoveled space, so I had to park around the corner in a snowbank.
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
A fun game you can play is trying to decide exactly which liquids have stained the snowbank. Dog-piss is the most common, of course, with coffee a close second. In New York these are far from being the only possibilities, but nobody is eager to verify the edge cases, Pepsi Challenge-style.
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
My car was stuck in a snowbank on a small street this Saturday, and the guy behind me hollered at me to move. His woman got out of the truck and offered me their shovel. He just kept hollering. We can do better.
February 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Sounds like they are planning on stripping it for valuables and putting up cheap shit with the piss in snowbank golden color palate and stamp his name all over it.
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
watched a little kid today reach over to make a snowball from a sidewalk snowbank and my god the lighting-quick reflexes of his mom to divert him from catastrophe.
February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
First you build the snowbank, then you heave your snow atop it.

#CanadianWinterOrSelfHelpInsights?
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
a few more shots - no video, sadly, since i was rushing to get her to the show, but she has a working jaw, can tilt her head, & her arms are controlled with a separate hinged hand bar. she floats really eerily & overall i'm very pleased with how she came out!
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Lone guy in MAGA hat standing by the side of the main drag in our little town, with two big flags on poles stuck into a snowbank, each with “JESUS” and “TRUMP” in big letters.This ex-Christian is trying to imagine (well, yeah, I know) how a “Christian” could have missed the Sermon on the Mount.
February 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The Canadian version of CrossFit.

“Okay, push this car out of the snowbank!”
February 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
beyond this, every passing day shifts the visible piss-to-water snowbank ratio farther away from “mostly water.”
new yorkers survive in the city long-term by traveling in a kind of invisible force field bubble that maintains another body's amount of space between you & everyone else whenever possible. the snowbanks are collapsing this & everybody is riding a knife's edge of irritation that is starting to give
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Snowbank removal in River Ward tonight/overnight:

Arnot
Baseline
Claymor
Coldrey
Debra
Eiffel
Falaise
Greenbriar
Heron
Kochar
McCarthy
Meadowlands
Paul Anka
Woodward
February 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Car into snowbank results in impaired driving charge: Barrie police
Car into snowbank results in impaired driving charge: Barrie police
Barrie police say a car ended up in a snowbank, and the motorist was charged with impaired driving
barrie360.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If I scratched the surface, I'd have to out and plunge my face into a dirty snowbank. Hell, I'm gonna do it anyway...sun's finally shining.
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Fridley Fritz says no more weeks of ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Yeah, that actually happens all the time outside of ICE. Where I live, a local Sheriff basically just dumps people who are required to be released on bail in the middle of nowhere.

It was in the news last year after an old lady who suffered from mental illness they released was found in a snowbank.
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM