So wait the Party led by the Knight of the Realm is more in touch than Hypnotits because Labour Values, which under Starmer are fuck the poor, disabled, trans, Palestine, and also his literal Labour party members if they are left of Augusto Pinochet.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So wait the Party led by the Knight of the Realm is more in touch than Hypnotits because Labour Values, which under Starmer are fuck the poor, disabled, trans, Palestine, and also his literal Labour party members if they are left of Augusto Pinochet.
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He’s just jumped on the hypnotits bandwagon without even thinking I expect. Perhaps he like Farage for leader of our country too!
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He’s just jumped on the hypnotits bandwagon without even thinking I expect. Perhaps he like Farage for leader of our country too!
Hypnotits apologists:
a man with a beard and a crown is standing in front of a stone wall and says blasfemia !!! .
ALT: a man with a beard and a crown is standing in front of a stone wall and says blasfemia !!! .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hypnotits apologists:
The bourgeoisie will never understand the imperative to oppose acts of charity and fight against false consciousness. Only then will the proletariat glimpse the chains that hold them down and rise up under the enlightened leadership of Zarah? Jeremy? Zarah and Jeremy? Hypnotits, Zarah and Jeremy?
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The bourgeoisie will never understand the imperative to oppose acts of charity and fight against false consciousness. Only then will the proletariat glimpse the chains that hold them down and rise up under the enlightened leadership of Zarah? Jeremy? Zarah and Jeremy? Hypnotits, Zarah and Jeremy?
Is there is anything more nauseating than dozy Greens trying to pretend 'hypnotits' Zack Polanski *not his real name is anything but a snake oil salesman
Is being gullible compulsory for party membership?
Is being gullible compulsory for party membership?
December 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Is there is anything more nauseating than dozy Greens trying to pretend 'hypnotits' Zack Polanski *not his real name is anything but a snake oil salesman
Is being gullible compulsory for party membership?
Is being gullible compulsory for party membership?
You support hypnotits & you're worried about 'poor quality?'
Okay Craig
I voted Ecology in 1983 & a Green Council in Mid-Suffolk saved me & my wife from homelessness last year. I respected the Greens
Until you elected a total clown as leader
Okay Craig
I voted Ecology in 1983 & a Green Council in Mid-Suffolk saved me & my wife from homelessness last year. I respected the Greens
Until you elected a total clown as leader
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You support hypnotits & you're worried about 'poor quality?'
Okay Craig
I voted Ecology in 1983 & a Green Council in Mid-Suffolk saved me & my wife from homelessness last year. I respected the Greens
Until you elected a total clown as leader
Okay Craig
I voted Ecology in 1983 & a Green Council in Mid-Suffolk saved me & my wife from homelessness last year. I respected the Greens
Until you elected a total clown as leader
This was inspired by Hypnotits’ new fact about a million seconds vs a billion seconds
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This was inspired by Hypnotits’ new fact about a million seconds vs a billion seconds
Hypnotits has this fundamental being nuts disadvantage...
The Greens are a joke. They were serious. They elected a failed actor as leader
The Greens are a joke. They were serious. They elected a failed actor as leader
a woman in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a mirror .
ALT: a woman in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a mirror .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hypnotits has this fundamental being nuts disadvantage...
The Greens are a joke. They were serious. They elected a failed actor as leader
The Greens are a joke. They were serious. They elected a failed actor as leader
Hypnotits right now:
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Hypnotits right now:
“Appeasement? Brilliant!” Shouts Hypnotits at a world falling into fascism because of Trump, Putin, Xi etc.
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
“Appeasement? Brilliant!” Shouts Hypnotits at a world falling into fascism because of Trump, Putin, Xi etc.
Hypnotits’ ‘hyper-Corbyn’ impersonation isn’t helping this.
Quite remarkable to see how many in Starmer's party are so trapped in a kind of Corbyn era PTSD that they can't grasp the kind of serious challenge the Greens represent rather than the 1980s flashback caricature of what Starmerites think the Left always will be.
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Hypnotits’ ‘hyper-Corbyn’ impersonation isn’t helping this.
Jesus Christ is the best the Starmer cult has on Polanski STILL just hypnotits and tone policing?
Morgan McSweeney retire bitch
Morgan McSweeney retire bitch
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Jesus Christ is the best the Starmer cult has on Polanski STILL just hypnotits and tone policing?
Morgan McSweeney retire bitch
Morgan McSweeney retire bitch
(Tells us what you really think/get back in the knife drawer Ms Sharp/etc)
I find him intensely creepy, and very surprised he’s taken as seriously as he is (in some quarters) with his #HypnoTits past. There’s something of the Peter Mandelson about him for me…*shudder*
I find him intensely creepy, and very surprised he’s taken as seriously as he is (in some quarters) with his #HypnoTits past. There’s something of the Peter Mandelson about him for me…*shudder*
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
(Tells us what you really think/get back in the knife drawer Ms Sharp/etc)
I find him intensely creepy, and very surprised he’s taken as seriously as he is (in some quarters) with his #HypnoTits past. There’s something of the Peter Mandelson about him for me…*shudder*
I find him intensely creepy, and very surprised he’s taken as seriously as he is (in some quarters) with his #HypnoTits past. There’s something of the Peter Mandelson about him for me…*shudder*
Labour fan boys going from 'hur hur hypnotits' to ' if zack wants to be taken seriously he needs to do x'
Very funny not least cos your mates polling like a bag of sick at a dinner party, im not sure your advice is going to be great 😂
Very funny not least cos your mates polling like a bag of sick at a dinner party, im not sure your advice is going to be great 😂
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Labour fan boys going from 'hur hur hypnotits' to ' if zack wants to be taken seriously he needs to do x'
Very funny not least cos your mates polling like a bag of sick at a dinner party, im not sure your advice is going to be great 😂
Very funny not least cos your mates polling like a bag of sick at a dinner party, im not sure your advice is going to be great 😂
But, as a Labour partisan, I'm happy the Greens have more effective leadership. Hypnotits is an effective communicator who speaks for an underserved part of the electorate, and if his function is to push Starmer into fulfilling his electoral reform pledge to actually head off Reform...I'll take it.
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
But, as a Labour partisan, I'm happy the Greens have more effective leadership. Hypnotits is an effective communicator who speaks for an underserved part of the electorate, and if his function is to push Starmer into fulfilling his electoral reform pledge to actually head off Reform...I'll take it.
I WREKT a Hypnotits worshipper into getting gobby then blocking me first yesterday 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I WREKT a Hypnotits worshipper into getting gobby then blocking me first yesterday 🤣
Ok, Hypnotits ho 🤷🏻♂️
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Ok, Hypnotits ho 🤷🏻♂️
also i'm not really talking about polanski here, he knows what he signed up for, but it is funny that just last week reeves found time in her budget speech to hit out at him with something from the gutter press, and you know it won't be the last time they deploy the hypnotits story.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
also i'm not really talking about polanski here, he knows what he signed up for, but it is funny that just last week reeves found time in her budget speech to hit out at him with something from the gutter press, and you know it won't be the last time they deploy the hypnotits story.
'Hypnotits' - going to use that 👍
Bloody hypocrites, Labour are a constant annoyance, but they're still the only game in town if you want any party to even vaguely stand up to 'money', this is the eternal truth and why the Press attacks them so much. Hypnotits and Davey's yellow Tories aren't a threat to their money
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
'Hypnotits' - going to use that 👍
Bloody hypocrites, Labour are a constant annoyance, but they're still the only game in town if you want any party to even vaguely stand up to 'money', this is the eternal truth and why the Press attacks them so much. Hypnotits and Davey's yellow Tories aren't a threat to their money
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Bloody hypocrites, Labour are a constant annoyance, but they're still the only game in town if you want any party to even vaguely stand up to 'money', this is the eternal truth and why the Press attacks them so much. Hypnotits and Davey's yellow Tories aren't a threat to their money
surely the real box office draw would be Hypnotits vs. the Panto King in Islington ?
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
surely the real box office draw would be Hypnotits vs. the Panto King in Islington ?
There are literally two if not three hundred Labour MPs who are nothing more than interchangeable easily reprogrammable meatbags but Hypnotits wants to replace one of the few dozen who actually have principles...
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There are literally two if not three hundred Labour MPs who are nothing more than interchangeable easily reprogrammable meatbags but Hypnotits wants to replace one of the few dozen who actually have principles...
You heard of hypnotits now meet hypnochocs
Still in hypnosis mode. But today it is green for a batch of Raspberry Pistachio chocolates.
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You heard of hypnotits now meet hypnochocs
yeah that honestly made me cringe.
just extremely bad.
claiming to be the adults in the room or whatever and you're talking about hypnotits in your budget.
just extremely bad.
claiming to be the adults in the room or whatever and you're talking about hypnotits in your budget.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
yeah that honestly made me cringe.
just extremely bad.
claiming to be the adults in the room or whatever and you're talking about hypnotits in your budget.
just extremely bad.
claiming to be the adults in the room or whatever and you're talking about hypnotits in your budget.