#Wheezy
having thoughts about being barely mobile again...
squeezing through doors sideways, getting wheezy and winded from waddling 50 steps, eating a meal fit for 20, caretakers helping me settle in for true immobility, preparing for the last time i ever stand......
sigh,,, maybe someday,,,,,
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
the new lis game….………..i’m gonna be honest i feel like they’re gonna fuck it up so bad.
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Insert Rhys’ wheezy laugh here as my reaction to this 😆
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Some day my head won't be stuffed up and I won't be a wheezy mess and it'll be over for all y'all!
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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'Sonnet to Mrs. Reynold's Cat'
—John Keats

#poetry #poems #booksky
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
First time he's done more than stick his head inside, look around, and duck back out.

*Wheezy has a bum hind leg that doesn't bend right. Think it was probably fractured a few years back and healed unset. Leaving food & water out for him makes his life a little easier.
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Currently making some content and I cant take myself seriously tonight 😂 excuse whe wheezy laugh, I have athsma 🥺
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Cold, drizzly day.

When I opened the door to take out trash, Wheezy, the broken* street cat who spends most of his time in our courtyard slipped inside. House cats curious rather than hostile; they're used to seeing him thru the front window. Spent the morning in our bedroom closet.

1/2
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
when he has a breeding kinkbut he's a trans man with no bottom operation AND his partner is a cis man. Mhw Torres struggle
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
it’s 2034. i wake up and immediately push away the mandatory feeding tube above my bed before it can dispense 10000Cal of lard into my mouth. downstairs my smart watch calls me a “wheezy little piggy”. i ignore it. i ponder making toast but the only brand of bread still sold is Wonderbread. i sigh.
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I may have picked up a bit of disco fever….
Hoarse & wheezy…
Doing my best Mariella Frostrup impression.
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
my breathing has become wheezy too
i think i've developed asthma, i've been getting moments where it's like i can't take a full breath, and sometimes where breathing itself is just... difficult
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That Coupe de Blanc sounds interesting. I love Riesling but it makes me wheezy in hay fever season. It’s ok at the beach though
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
🍋 Squeezy #701 🍋
Wheezy Mode
EZ: 😎 🍋
PZ: 😎 🍋
LS: 😎 🍋
ImSqueezy.com

OK, sure

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December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ditto from Mr Wheezy.
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ah boxing day, I'm tired, wheezy and full of cheesey
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Having a slow pathetic waddle would be so fucking hot.... getting sweaty and wheezy moving from one end of the room to the other...
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
update…. it’s like… non stop body aches, all while feeling chilled to the bone but also im drenched in a perpetual sweat. nothing is comfy. my chest is wheezy. i wanna scream! this is so fun! what a lovely christmas 😊
i’m sick again……gonna fling myself off a bridge
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This episode of Kojak had Wheezy and Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A nice Easter egg is that the Dukes show up destitute on a park bench in a later Eddie Murphy film and he gives them a dollar (IIRC).

I think it's Coming to America, but my memory is a bit wheezy some days.
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ugh, the absolute worst feeling (fellow wheezy gang). I hope you start to feel better after you get some rest!
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A beautiful misty morning in Mountsfield Park for Catford #parkrun, my run was heavy legged & still wheezy, but the surroundings made up for it. Moving branches, plus litter picking before; some relief timekeeping afterwards as Emer dealt with an emergency.
#JogDivision #RunningPunks #GreenRunners
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Easy wheezy lemon pissy or whatever
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
walking normally to slow breathy to wheezy flabby waddle pipeline
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
[the most gravelly, but also wheezy voice]

“Oh you mean a Harvest Pie, yes, of course.”
Pillsbury had to know what they were doing when they approved the contestants' recipe titles, because this is delightfully filthy.
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM