having thoughts about being barely mobile again...
squeezing through doors sideways, getting wheezy and winded from waddling 50 steps, eating a meal fit for 20, caretakers helping me settle in for true immobility, preparing for the last time i ever stand......
sigh,,, maybe someday,,,,,
squeezing through doors sideways, getting wheezy and winded from waddling 50 steps, eating a meal fit for 20, caretakers helping me settle in for true immobility, preparing for the last time i ever stand......
sigh,,, maybe someday,,,,,
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
having thoughts about being barely mobile again...
squeezing through doors sideways, getting wheezy and winded from waddling 50 steps, eating a meal fit for 20, caretakers helping me settle in for true immobility, preparing for the last time i ever stand......
sigh,,, maybe someday,,,,,
squeezing through doors sideways, getting wheezy and winded from waddling 50 steps, eating a meal fit for 20, caretakers helping me settle in for true immobility, preparing for the last time i ever stand......
sigh,,, maybe someday,,,,,
the new lis game….………..i’m gonna be honest i feel like they’re gonna fuck it up so bad.
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
the new lis game….………..i’m gonna be honest i feel like they’re gonna fuck it up so bad.
Insert Rhys’ wheezy laugh here as my reaction to this 😆
January 7, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Insert Rhys’ wheezy laugh here as my reaction to this 😆
Some day my head won't be stuffed up and I won't be a wheezy mess and it'll be over for all y'all!
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Some day my head won't be stuffed up and I won't be a wheezy mess and it'll be over for all y'all!
January 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
First time he's done more than stick his head inside, look around, and duck back out.
*Wheezy has a bum hind leg that doesn't bend right. Think it was probably fractured a few years back and healed unset. Leaving food & water out for him makes his life a little easier.
*Wheezy has a bum hind leg that doesn't bend right. Think it was probably fractured a few years back and healed unset. Leaving food & water out for him makes his life a little easier.
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
First time he's done more than stick his head inside, look around, and duck back out.
*Wheezy has a bum hind leg that doesn't bend right. Think it was probably fractured a few years back and healed unset. Leaving food & water out for him makes his life a little easier.
*Wheezy has a bum hind leg that doesn't bend right. Think it was probably fractured a few years back and healed unset. Leaving food & water out for him makes his life a little easier.
Currently making some content and I cant take myself seriously tonight 😂 excuse whe wheezy laugh, I have athsma 🥺
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Currently making some content and I cant take myself seriously tonight 😂 excuse whe wheezy laugh, I have athsma 🥺
Cold, drizzly day.
When I opened the door to take out trash, Wheezy, the broken* street cat who spends most of his time in our courtyard slipped inside. House cats curious rather than hostile; they're used to seeing him thru the front window. Spent the morning in our bedroom closet.
1/2
When I opened the door to take out trash, Wheezy, the broken* street cat who spends most of his time in our courtyard slipped inside. House cats curious rather than hostile; they're used to seeing him thru the front window. Spent the morning in our bedroom closet.
1/2
January 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Cold, drizzly day.
When I opened the door to take out trash, Wheezy, the broken* street cat who spends most of his time in our courtyard slipped inside. House cats curious rather than hostile; they're used to seeing him thru the front window. Spent the morning in our bedroom closet.
1/2
When I opened the door to take out trash, Wheezy, the broken* street cat who spends most of his time in our courtyard slipped inside. House cats curious rather than hostile; they're used to seeing him thru the front window. Spent the morning in our bedroom closet.
1/2
when he has a breeding kinkbut he's a trans man with no bottom operation AND his partner is a cis man. Mhw Torres struggle
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
when he has a breeding kinkbut he's a trans man with no bottom operation AND his partner is a cis man. Mhw Torres struggle
it’s 2034. i wake up and immediately push away the mandatory feeding tube above my bed before it can dispense 10000Cal of lard into my mouth. downstairs my smart watch calls me a “wheezy little piggy”. i ignore it. i ponder making toast but the only brand of bread still sold is Wonderbread. i sigh.
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
it’s 2034. i wake up and immediately push away the mandatory feeding tube above my bed before it can dispense 10000Cal of lard into my mouth. downstairs my smart watch calls me a “wheezy little piggy”. i ignore it. i ponder making toast but the only brand of bread still sold is Wonderbread. i sigh.
I may have picked up a bit of disco fever….
Hoarse & wheezy…
Doing my best Mariella Frostrup impression.
Hoarse & wheezy…
Doing my best Mariella Frostrup impression.
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I may have picked up a bit of disco fever….
Hoarse & wheezy…
Doing my best Mariella Frostrup impression.
Hoarse & wheezy…
Doing my best Mariella Frostrup impression.
my breathing has become wheezy too
i think i've developed asthma, i've been getting moments where it's like i can't take a full breath, and sometimes where breathing itself is just... difficult
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my breathing has become wheezy too
That Coupe de Blanc sounds interesting. I love Riesling but it makes me wheezy in hay fever season. It’s ok at the beach though
January 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
That Coupe de Blanc sounds interesting. I love Riesling but it makes me wheezy in hay fever season. It’s ok at the beach though
🍋 Squeezy #701 🍋
Wheezy Mode
EZ: 😎 🍋
PZ: 😎 🍋
LS: 😎 🍋
ImSqueezy.com
OK, sure
Minute Cryptic - 31 December, 2025
"Hunted lost bear, sleep-deprived grizzly with an appetite" (8)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (78,350 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
(groans)
Wheezy Mode
EZ: 😎 🍋
PZ: 😎 🍋
LS: 😎 🍋
ImSqueezy.com
OK, sure
Minute Cryptic - 31 December, 2025
"Hunted lost bear, sleep-deprived grizzly with an appetite" (8)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (78,350 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
(groans)
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🍋 Squeezy #701 🍋
Wheezy Mode
EZ: 😎 🍋
PZ: 😎 🍋
LS: 😎 🍋
ImSqueezy.com
OK, sure
Minute Cryptic - 31 December, 2025
"Hunted lost bear, sleep-deprived grizzly with an appetite" (8)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (78,350 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
(groans)
Wheezy Mode
EZ: 😎 🍋
PZ: 😎 🍋
LS: 😎 🍋
ImSqueezy.com
OK, sure
Minute Cryptic - 31 December, 2025
"Hunted lost bear, sleep-deprived grizzly with an appetite" (8)
🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
🏆 0 hints – 2 under the community par (78,350 solvers so far).
www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
(groans)
Ditto from Mr Wheezy.
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ditto from Mr Wheezy.
Ah boxing day, I'm tired, wheezy and full of cheesey
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ah boxing day, I'm tired, wheezy and full of cheesey
Having a slow pathetic waddle would be so fucking hot.... getting sweaty and wheezy moving from one end of the room to the other...
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Having a slow pathetic waddle would be so fucking hot.... getting sweaty and wheezy moving from one end of the room to the other...
update…. it’s like… non stop body aches, all while feeling chilled to the bone but also im drenched in a perpetual sweat. nothing is comfy. my chest is wheezy. i wanna scream! this is so fun! what a lovely christmas 😊
i’m sick again……gonna fling myself off a bridge
December 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
update…. it’s like… non stop body aches, all while feeling chilled to the bone but also im drenched in a perpetual sweat. nothing is comfy. my chest is wheezy. i wanna scream! this is so fun! what a lovely christmas 😊
This episode of Kojak had Wheezy and Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This episode of Kojak had Wheezy and Ginger from Gilligan's Island.
A nice Easter egg is that the Dukes show up destitute on a park bench in a later Eddie Murphy film and he gives them a dollar (IIRC).
I think it's Coming to America, but my memory is a bit wheezy some days.
I think it's Coming to America, but my memory is a bit wheezy some days.
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A nice Easter egg is that the Dukes show up destitute on a park bench in a later Eddie Murphy film and he gives them a dollar (IIRC).
I think it's Coming to America, but my memory is a bit wheezy some days.
I think it's Coming to America, but my memory is a bit wheezy some days.
Ugh, the absolute worst feeling (fellow wheezy gang). I hope you start to feel better after you get some rest!
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ugh, the absolute worst feeling (fellow wheezy gang). I hope you start to feel better after you get some rest!
A beautiful misty morning in Mountsfield Park for Catford #parkrun, my run was heavy legged & still wheezy, but the surroundings made up for it. Moving branches, plus litter picking before; some relief timekeeping afterwards as Emer dealt with an emergency.
#JogDivision #RunningPunks #GreenRunners
#JogDivision #RunningPunks #GreenRunners
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
A beautiful misty morning in Mountsfield Park for Catford #parkrun, my run was heavy legged & still wheezy, but the surroundings made up for it. Moving branches, plus litter picking before; some relief timekeeping afterwards as Emer dealt with an emergency.
#JogDivision #RunningPunks #GreenRunners
#JogDivision #RunningPunks #GreenRunners
Easy wheezy lemon pissy or whatever
December 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Easy wheezy lemon pissy or whatever
walking normally to slow breathy to wheezy flabby waddle pipeline
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
walking normally to slow breathy to wheezy flabby waddle pipeline
[the most gravelly, but also wheezy voice]
“Oh you mean a Harvest Pie, yes, of course.”
“Oh you mean a Harvest Pie, yes, of course.”
Pillsbury had to know what they were doing when they approved the contestants' recipe titles, because this is delightfully filthy.
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
[the most gravelly, but also wheezy voice]
“Oh you mean a Harvest Pie, yes, of course.”
“Oh you mean a Harvest Pie, yes, of course.”