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Natalie Litofsky
@positivelynatalie.bsky.social
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Writer | Editor | Pop Culture Nonfiction Publisher | Horror Podcaster
Mainly comprised of coffee, cheese, and zombie movie hot takes.
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Natalie Litofsky @positivelynatalie.bsky.social · 5d
It's now been a full year since my entire team was laid off in a pivot to AI slop/outsourcing.

So, I'm starting out 2026 reintroducing myself! I have 20+ years experience as a copywriter, marketer, editor, and manager.

If your team is looking to hire for a creative position, I'd love to chat!
Screen grab of the cartoon character Daria sitting at a desktop computer in her bedroom. She has one hand on the mouse and the other hand is resting on her chin in a pensive pose.
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I'm at that point of prolonged unemployment where the madness has reached just the right level to make me want to learn this choreography.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=98XR...
Chairlift - Amanaemonesia (Video)
YouTube video by ChairliftVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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While I'm ultimately looking to find a full time job, I just found out today that I need a new roof, so literally no project is too small to throw my way.

I can help with writing, editing, branding, website content reviews, social media posts, blog posts, etc.

100% human creativity, guaranteed.
positivelynatalie.bsky.social Natalie Litofsky @positivelynatalie.bsky.social · 5d
It's now been a full year since my entire team was laid off in a pivot to AI slop/outsourcing.

So, I'm starting out 2026 reintroducing myself! I have 20+ years experience as a copywriter, marketer, editor, and manager.

If your team is looking to hire for a creative position, I'd love to chat!
Screen grab of the cartoon character Daria sitting at a desktop computer in her bedroom. She has one hand on the mouse and the other hand is resting on her chin in a pensive pose.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
positivelynatalie.bsky.social
Read for filth by a banner ad
Banner ad that shows a foot stepping into a shoe. The text on the ad says, "Walking shoes for elderly with poor balance."
January 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
positivelynatalie.bsky.social
Going to start replying, "I AM HORSE VET" whenever I get exasperated.
ashtonpittman.bsky.social Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 1d
This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.
SCREENSHOT SAYS: heilsbergdvm 1d Hubs and I don't have any children, and the Breeding Season Intern hasn't moved in yet. Two of us. There are TWO adults in this house. I have a service set for twelve people. WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OUT OF BOWLS?!?! heilsbergdvm 1d I AM HORSE VET PEOPLE OF THREADS I AM A HORSE VET
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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Every time we watch @rifftrax.com BLOOD ON HER HANDS, one of us yells "Danish!" when our favorite character appears.

That character being, of course, the cheese pastry that the detective yearns for the whole film and finally gets to enjoy at the end. It's as big as a frisbee and it is glorious.
The two detective characters from the movie Blood on Her Hands. The younger detective is holding a gigantic cheese danish in his left hand and gesturing with his right hand, while the older detective stares longingly directly at the danish.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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The struggle is real
Distracted boyfriend meme. The girlfriend is labeled "unread books," the boyfriend is labeled "my brain," and the other woman is labeled "doomscrolling."
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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Ripping apart the last of the panettone with my bare hands and shoving it into my mouth, maintaining direct eye contact the entire time.
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Big mood.
Screen grab from a dating sim video game. The background is a watercolor-style scene of a field with grass and flowers, with a blue sky and fluffy clouds. The character on screen is a woman with chin-length blonde hair. She is wearing a black baseball cap, denim shorts, and a yellow long sleeve sports jersey. She is identified as being named Allie. Her speech bubble says, "The world's gone crazy, we're all gonna die, you might as well be around people that make life worth living."
June 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The banner ads are feeling frisky.
A small square banner ad that is mostly a photo of some sort of bread in a green loaf pan sitting on a table. The loaf pan extends past the borders of the image on both sides. The text is all lowercase and says, "click to see in my 4x12" x-long loaf pan."
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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The box photo didn't prepare me for just how adorably mini these crackers would be.
Hand holding a box of Club brand mini crackers. It is a green box with pictures of crackers on it that look about 25% smaller than regular Club crackers. Hand holding three mini Club crackers, which are actually even more mini than pictured on the box. They look like adorable doll-sized crackers.
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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My brain, giving me a little pep talk each morning:
A cartoon boy named Buddy in Sim design style is speaking. The speech bubble says, "Try to survive!"
February 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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What it feels like opening up my timeline each morning to check if any fresh horrors were unleashed while I was sleeping.
Scene from the movie What We Do in the Shadows. The character of Viago has the curtains carefully pinched between two fingers, about to open them. The look on his face is one of nervousness and careful concentration.
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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If not slop, why slop shaped?
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
positivelynatalie.bsky.social
The banner ads are feeling frisky.
A small square banner ad that is mostly a photo of some sort of bread in a green loaf pan sitting on a table. The loaf pan extends past the borders of the image on both sides. The text is all lowercase and says, "click to see in my 4x12" x-long loaf pan."
January 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
positivelynatalie.bsky.social
While I'm ultimately looking to find a full time job, I just found out today that I need a new roof, so literally no project is too small to throw my way.

I can help with writing, editing, branding, website content reviews, social media posts, blog posts, etc.

100% human creativity, guaranteed.
positivelynatalie.bsky.social Natalie Litofsky @positivelynatalie.bsky.social · 5d
It's now been a full year since my entire team was laid off in a pivot to AI slop/outsourcing.

So, I'm starting out 2026 reintroducing myself! I have 20+ years experience as a copywriter, marketer, editor, and manager.

If your team is looking to hire for a creative position, I'd love to chat!
Screen grab of the cartoon character Daria sitting at a desktop computer in her bedroom. She has one hand on the mouse and the other hand is resting on her chin in a pensive pose.
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
positivelynatalie.bsky.social
2026 starting off with strong 2025 energy by literally blowing the roof off my house.
Wikihow knife defense meme. There's a guy in an orange shirt in a defensive pose labeled "My Wallet" and a guy in a grey shirt holding a knife labeled "My Roof."
January 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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I've seen a lot of ads over the years that use wildly inappropriate music, but this new Dunkin' ad misunderstands the message of "Little Boxes" by such a wide margin it's jaw-dropping.

How the hell did this make it out into the world?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCEF...
Iconic Home | Dunkin’
YouTube video by Dunkin' at Home
www.youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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When you realize you put Cool Whip in the fridge to defrost over a week ago and then never used it, the only responsible thing to do is eat an obscene amount of it directly from the container before it goes bad.
January 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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doctorofthedead.bsky.social
So we're all agreed that CARNIVAL OF SOULS was definitely a conscious remake of TWILIGHT ZONE's "The Hitch-Hiker" episode, right? Inger Stevens drove so Candace Hilligoss could...well, drive too?
Side-by-side comparison of shots of Inger Stevens in the 1960 TWILIGHT ZONE episode, "The Hitch-Hiker," and Candace Hilligoss in CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962). Both pictures show them facing out to the viewer but not looking directly at the camera (they look bored) behind the wheel of the car, their hands wrapped around the wheel.
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Anyone else's streaming ads suddenly get really weird on January 1st?

I'm getting pummeled with ads for random Amazon products with no clear rhyme or reason. Just this past ad break I got:

Heat lamp for chickens
Decorative map wall art
Comically huge canister of oxygen you huff
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
positivelynatalie.bsky.social
It's now been a full year since my entire team was laid off in a pivot to AI slop/outsourcing.

So, I'm starting out 2026 reintroducing myself! I have 20+ years experience as a copywriter, marketer, editor, and manager.

If your team is looking to hire for a creative position, I'd love to chat!
Screen grab of the cartoon character Daria sitting at a desktop computer in her bedroom. She has one hand on the mouse and the other hand is resting on her chin in a pensive pose.
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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The vibe I'm bringing into 2026
Photo of kids enjoying eating from a table of Jell-O desserts. One kid isn't eating, and instead is holding up a giant spoonful of red Jell-O and staring directly at the camera. He looks both creepy and scared, like he's not sure what to do with Jell-O or his hands or life.
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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PSA for those who enjoy watching the #TwilightZoneMarathon but aren't in the mood for the Season 4 hourlong episodes currently airing on SyFy.

There's a dedicated Twilight Zone channel on @pluto.tv and it's on a run of great episodes right now.

pluto.tv/us/live-tv/6...
Image from the Twilight Zone episode Perchance to Dream. It shows the dancing woman in her leopard outfit with an image of a black cat's face behind her. The edges are faded to give it a dreamlike quality.
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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This feels about right. 🥔
Screenshot of the GIF from the quoted post. It's a green gradient background with the Merriam-Webster logo at the top and the title "Your 2026 Word." The word that I have landed on is... potato.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Every year @doctorofthedead.bsky.social picks a Marx Brothers movie for us to watch on New Year's Eve. Tonight his selection is A NIGHT AT THE OPERA!

Whatever your plans tonight, I hope you have a Happy New Year, filled with as much joy as you can cram into it. 💗
Still from the state room scene from A Night at the Opera, where over a dozen people are crammed into a cabin on a boat. They're either delivering things or offering services, like a tailor, a manicurist, room service, a bellhop, etc. They're climbing all over each other like a mountain of people. Groucho can be seen in the bottom left corner looking toward the camera and smiling.
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM