Natalie Litofsky
@positivelynatalie.bsky.social
Writer | Editor | Pop Culture Nonfiction Publisher | Horror Podcaster
Mainly comprised of coffee, cheese, and zombie movie hot takes.
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Mainly comprised of coffee, cheese, and zombie movie hot takes.
📚 atbpublishing.com
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I had a ton of fun with my autumnal vintage and branded recipe posts, so I'm rolling into November with daily CASSEROLES from my archives of convenience cooking.
As the weather turns colder and Thanksgiving approaches, warm up with these bubbling pans of good intentions and questionable choices. 🥫🥘
As the weather turns colder and Thanksgiving approaches, warm up with these bubbling pans of good intentions and questionable choices. 🥫🥘
Our version of Facebook Memories was cleaning out an old stack of MapQuest directions from the backseat pocket of the Saturn.
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Our version of Facebook Memories was cleaning out an old stack of MapQuest directions from the backseat pocket of the Saturn.
Had to unfollow an artist I enjoy, because even though they are vocally anti-AI in visual arts, apparently they're fine dropping a casual reference to personally using ChatGPT.
If you're against AI coming for your livelihood, you need to be against it coming for mine too. Solidarity or GTFO.
If you're against AI coming for your livelihood, you need to be against it coming for mine too. Solidarity or GTFO.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Had to unfollow an artist I enjoy, because even though they are vocally anti-AI in visual arts, apparently they're fine dropping a casual reference to personally using ChatGPT.
If you're against AI coming for your livelihood, you need to be against it coming for mine too. Solidarity or GTFO.
If you're against AI coming for your livelihood, you need to be against it coming for mine too. Solidarity or GTFO.
Guy in front of me at the post office just paid to mail his letter by scrounging through his pockets for every coin like he was Columbo filling up the Peugeot.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Guy in front of me at the post office just paid to mail his letter by scrounging through his pockets for every coin like he was Columbo filling up the Peugeot.
Waking up every day in 2025 like
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Waking up every day in 2025 like
When a company asks me if I hit that unsubscribe button by mistake.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When a company asks me if I hit that unsubscribe button by mistake.
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It's quite a feat to produce a food-shaped cake that looks like the least appetizing version of both that food AND cake.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's quite a feat to produce a food-shaped cake that looks like the least appetizing version of both that food AND cake.
@doctorofthedead.bsky.social: What's that Michael Dudikoff movie where he's the villain? You know, where Susan Lucci hires a P.I. and wears a lot of turquoise?
Me, no hesitation, not looking up from my game: The Woman Who Sinned
I blame @rifftrax.com for this knowledge taking up brain space. 😂
Me, no hesitation, not looking up from my game: The Woman Who Sinned
I blame @rifftrax.com for this knowledge taking up brain space. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
@doctorofthedead.bsky.social: What's that Michael Dudikoff movie where he's the villain? You know, where Susan Lucci hires a P.I. and wears a lot of turquoise?
Me, no hesitation, not looking up from my game: The Woman Who Sinned
I blame @rifftrax.com for this knowledge taking up brain space. 😂
Me, no hesitation, not looking up from my game: The Woman Who Sinned
I blame @rifftrax.com for this knowledge taking up brain space. 😂
Why are these called Tums Gummy Bites when Tummies is *right there* as a product name?
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why are these called Tums Gummy Bites when Tummies is *right there* as a product name?
Did women ruin the workplace?
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Did women ruin the workplace?
It's quite a feat to produce a food-shaped cake that looks like the least appetizing version of both that food AND cake.
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's quite a feat to produce a food-shaped cake that looks like the least appetizing version of both that food AND cake.
The moon was lined up juuuuust right so that it looked like the trees were holding it in place. 🌔
November 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The moon was lined up juuuuust right so that it looked like the trees were holding it in place. 🌔
'Tis the season to celebrate the strange powers of the Lindt chocolate chef and his pleasure balls.
Lindt LINDOR 'Made to Melt You' - 30s (2020)
YouTube video by Lindt Chocolate USA
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November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
'Tis the season to celebrate the strange powers of the Lindt chocolate chef and his pleasure balls.
Every time I read about another mass layoff of editorial folks, I want to reach out and commiserate. But I also feel my anxiety kick up another notch because I know that's even *more* talented, creative people I'll have to battle for the job scraps that remain. It's all so cruel and unnecessary.
November 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Every time I read about another mass layoff of editorial folks, I want to reach out and commiserate. But I also feel my anxiety kick up another notch because I know that's even *more* talented, creative people I'll have to battle for the job scraps that remain. It's all so cruel and unnecessary.
I'm just played a video game for a few hours and now my elbow is radiating pain years old, apparently.
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm just played a video game for a few hours and now my elbow is radiating pain years old, apparently.
"We get an hour back, so we may as well eat some more cheese," I said to my husband.
He instantly and excitedly replied, "It's the cheese hour!" and I think @doctorofthedead.bsky.social and I have a new Daylight Saving tradition.
He instantly and excitedly replied, "It's the cheese hour!" and I think @doctorofthedead.bsky.social and I have a new Daylight Saving tradition.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"We get an hour back, so we may as well eat some more cheese," I said to my husband.
He instantly and excitedly replied, "It's the cheese hour!" and I think @doctorofthedead.bsky.social and I have a new Daylight Saving tradition.
He instantly and excitedly replied, "It's the cheese hour!" and I think @doctorofthedead.bsky.social and I have a new Daylight Saving tradition.
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Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
I made the Peter Pumpkin Mousse from Amazing Magical Jell-O Desserts and... it's damn good.
I went with butterscotch pudding and ignored the seasoning instructions in favor of 1/2 tsp each of pumpkin pie spice and cinnamon.
I don't own dessert glasses, but Halloween pint glasses work just fine.
I went with butterscotch pudding and ignored the seasoning instructions in favor of 1/2 tsp each of pumpkin pie spice and cinnamon.
I don't own dessert glasses, but Halloween pint glasses work just fine.
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I made the Peter Pumpkin Mousse from Amazing Magical Jell-O Desserts and... it's damn good.
I went with butterscotch pudding and ignored the seasoning instructions in favor of 1/2 tsp each of pumpkin pie spice and cinnamon.
I don't own dessert glasses, but Halloween pint glasses work just fine.
I went with butterscotch pudding and ignored the seasoning instructions in favor of 1/2 tsp each of pumpkin pie spice and cinnamon.
I don't own dessert glasses, but Halloween pint glasses work just fine.
Golden goodness 🌳💛
November 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Golden goodness 🌳💛
I had a ton of fun with my autumnal vintage and branded recipe posts, so I'm rolling into November with daily CASSEROLES from my archives of convenience cooking.
As the weather turns colder and Thanksgiving approaches, warm up with these bubbling pans of good intentions and questionable choices. 🥫🥘
As the weather turns colder and Thanksgiving approaches, warm up with these bubbling pans of good intentions and questionable choices. 🥫🥘
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I had a ton of fun with my autumnal vintage and branded recipe posts, so I'm rolling into November with daily CASSEROLES from my archives of convenience cooking.
As the weather turns colder and Thanksgiving approaches, warm up with these bubbling pans of good intentions and questionable choices. 🥫🥘
As the weather turns colder and Thanksgiving approaches, warm up with these bubbling pans of good intentions and questionable choices. 🥫🥘
Yesterday I was rummaging around in my laundry room trying to find rope to anchor a Halloween decoration in the wind. Thought I saw rope through the mesh in a storage drawer, and opened it to find... the ENTIRE drawer filled with extension cords.
When you’re in your 40’s you are at your best at collecting extension cords
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Yesterday I was rummaging around in my laundry room trying to find rope to anchor a Halloween decoration in the wind. Thought I saw rope through the mesh in a storage drawer, and opened it to find... the ENTIRE drawer filled with extension cords.
Came inside to make dinner and a kid took the ENTIRE BUCKET of candy off my porch instead of emptying the candy into their own bag.
I genuinely don't care if you take all of it (though it's a bummer for the other late trick-or-treaters), but stealing my big fun Halloween bucket is a real jerk move.
I genuinely don't care if you take all of it (though it's a bummer for the other late trick-or-treaters), but stealing my big fun Halloween bucket is a real jerk move.
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Came inside to make dinner and a kid took the ENTIRE BUCKET of candy off my porch instead of emptying the candy into their own bag.
I genuinely don't care if you take all of it (though it's a bummer for the other late trick-or-treaters), but stealing my big fun Halloween bucket is a real jerk move.
I genuinely don't care if you take all of it (though it's a bummer for the other late trick-or-treaters), but stealing my big fun Halloween bucket is a real jerk move.
Making sure we have the most sincere living room on the block.
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Making sure we have the most sincere living room on the block.
Last minute elder millennial Halloween costume ideas:
🔥 Any member of the Midnight Society
🕸️ That weird Daria episode where Halloween is personified
✳️ Random page from the dELiA*s catalog
📬 Logging on to AOL (Make a dialup noise followed by "You've got mail!" Pass out blank CDs)
🔥 Any member of the Midnight Society
🕸️ That weird Daria episode where Halloween is personified
✳️ Random page from the dELiA*s catalog
📬 Logging on to AOL (Make a dialup noise followed by "You've got mail!" Pass out blank CDs)
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Last minute elder millennial Halloween costume ideas:
🔥 Any member of the Midnight Society
🕸️ That weird Daria episode where Halloween is personified
✳️ Random page from the dELiA*s catalog
📬 Logging on to AOL (Make a dialup noise followed by "You've got mail!" Pass out blank CDs)
🔥 Any member of the Midnight Society
🕸️ That weird Daria episode where Halloween is personified
✳️ Random page from the dELiA*s catalog
📬 Logging on to AOL (Make a dialup noise followed by "You've got mail!" Pass out blank CDs)
👩🍳📚 I've officially completed my daily vintage/branded recipe thread for October!
Read through, and feel free to let me know if there's any cookbook you'd like to see more from.
I'm thinking about doing a themed thread for November as well, perhaps all soups and stews? Or maybe casseroles?
Read through, and feel free to let me know if there's any cookbook you'd like to see more from.
I'm thinking about doing a themed thread for November as well, perhaps all soups and stews? Or maybe casseroles?
To celebrate my favorite season, every day in October I'll post a random autumnal recipe from my collection of vintage and branded cookbooks.
🍎 October 1: More Joys of JELL-O (1993) brings us Harvest Pie. It's a throw-it-all-in sweet stuff extravaganza + apples and nuts in a graham cracker crust.
🍎 October 1: More Joys of JELL-O (1993) brings us Harvest Pie. It's a throw-it-all-in sweet stuff extravaganza + apples and nuts in a graham cracker crust.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
👩🍳📚 I've officially completed my daily vintage/branded recipe thread for October!
Read through, and feel free to let me know if there's any cookbook you'd like to see more from.
I'm thinking about doing a themed thread for November as well, perhaps all soups and stews? Or maybe casseroles?
Read through, and feel free to let me know if there's any cookbook you'd like to see more from.
I'm thinking about doing a themed thread for November as well, perhaps all soups and stews? Or maybe casseroles?