MitziPDX
@mitzipdx.bsky.social
Soccer, fancy dancing & oontz. She/her/tired.
this gets me right in my competency fetish!
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
this gets me right in my competency fetish!
There are so many other things I've learned on the fly but most importantly, ask for help, tell your people you love them, and try to not go out like Pooh Bear. People will send each other gifs of your untimely departure. 6/6
a winnie the pooh statue is sitting on the floor
ALT: a winnie the pooh statue is sitting on the floor
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January 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
There are so many other things I've learned on the fly but most importantly, ask for help, tell your people you love them, and try to not go out like Pooh Bear. People will send each other gifs of your untimely departure. 6/6
5. Write down your final wishes. If you wanna get buried, cool. Tell them which sports team to invite so they can let you down one last time. If you wanna get cremated and yeeted, also cool! Direct cremation services are "cheap" if you don't want anything fancy. 5/?
January 12, 2026 at 11:47 PM
5. Write down your final wishes. If you wanna get buried, cool. Tell them which sports team to invite so they can let you down one last time. If you wanna get cremated and yeeted, also cool! Direct cremation services are "cheap" if you don't want anything fancy. 5/?
3. Keep copies of everything related to expenses. This is one thing I could have done better at. Fortunately my brother trusts me so it's not a big deal but money makes people crazy.
4. Get a real accountant. You may think you can't handle it yourself but you probably can't. 4/?
4. Get a real accountant. You may think you can't handle it yourself but you probably can't. 4/?
January 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
3. Keep copies of everything related to expenses. This is one thing I could have done better at. Fortunately my brother trusts me so it's not a big deal but money makes people crazy.
4. Get a real accountant. You may think you can't handle it yourself but you probably can't. 4/?
4. Get a real accountant. You may think you can't handle it yourself but you probably can't. 4/?
2. Add payable on death beneficiaries to your accounts if there are people in your life you trust. This will free up funds for expenses and keep people from getting it who shouldn't. All state laws are different so it's just a conservative move. 3/?
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
2. Add payable on death beneficiaries to your accounts if there are people in your life you trust. This will free up funds for expenses and keep people from getting it who shouldn't. All state laws are different so it's just a conservative move. 3/?
1. Make sure your paperwork is in order. If you don't have a will, make one. It doesn't have to be fancy, just signed, witnessed and give a copy to somebody you trust. Avoiding probate is the name of the game. Same for naming a medical proxy. 2/?
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
1. Make sure your paperwork is in order. If you don't have a will, make one. It doesn't have to be fancy, just signed, witnessed and give a copy to somebody you trust. Avoiding probate is the name of the game. Same for naming a medical proxy. 2/?
Today is one year gone for the best man I ever knew. Still a few loose ends to finish up with but it's mostly administrative stuff because of how the estate was structured. Now that I've dealt with three of these things, some unsolicited advice for things that really helped the process 1/?
January 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Today is one year gone for the best man I ever knew. Still a few loose ends to finish up with but it's mostly administrative stuff because of how the estate was structured. Now that I've dealt with three of these things, some unsolicited advice for things that really helped the process 1/?
That place was so good!
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
That place was so good!
it's the only logical explanation
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
it's the only logical explanation
and then Goretzka gets a dogshit goal like that and I am equal parts LOL and STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
and then Goretzka gets a dogshit goal like that and I am equal parts LOL and STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
2nd half has been a whompin thus far
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
2nd half has been a whompin thus far
If you're a Wolfsburg supporter please avert your eyes
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If you're a Wolfsburg supporter please avert your eyes
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
nah all 4 have to be onboard for it to count
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 PM
nah all 4 have to be onboard for it to count
The way you would hear me screaming the entire way down the track "HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!"
Here's the issue at the top for Kris Horn's team.
You can see where Hunter Powell slips, then overcompensates trying to pull himself in. He bumps Ryan Rager and they both fall out. I'm not 100% sure what happened to Caleb Furnell back there.
That said, incredible job by Horn to get that sled down
You can see where Hunter Powell slips, then overcompensates trying to pull himself in. He bumps Ryan Rager and they both fall out. I'm not 100% sure what happened to Caleb Furnell back there.
That said, incredible job by Horn to get that sled down
January 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The way you would hear me screaming the entire way down the track "HELP ME JESUS! HELP ME TOM CRUISE!"
Some day my head won't be stuffed up and I won't be a wheezy mess and it'll be over for all y'all!
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Some day my head won't be stuffed up and I won't be a wheezy mess and it'll be over for all y'all!
He is and always will be the definition of the barfing rainbows gif. Radiates sunshine and glitter and one of the best artistic skaters to ever do it.
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
He is and always will be the definition of the barfing rainbows gif. Radiates sunshine and glitter and one of the best artistic skaters to ever do it.
Amber Glenn just whipped some ass. Hell yeah.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Amber Glenn just whipped some ass. Hell yeah.
This is tremendous content for me, a hater.
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This is tremendous content for me, a hater.
Yayyyy human golden retriever Jason Brown yaaaaaay. still showing the childrens what's up.
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Yayyyy human golden retriever Jason Brown yaaaaaay. still showing the childrens what's up.
one of those landscaper pump backpacks filled with bleach or lysol instead of weed killer
January 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
one of those landscaper pump backpacks filled with bleach or lysol instead of weed killer
prime "I'm in this post and don't like it"
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
prime "I'm in this post and don't like it"
I feel like such a dick
January 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I feel like such a dick
As a girl born in the late 70's I file Michelle, Melissa and Jennifer in the same drawer and basically respond to any of those things.
January 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
As a girl born in the late 70's I file Michelle, Melissa and Jennifer in the same drawer and basically respond to any of those things.