#I-mean-I-could-probably
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minakimes.bsky.social
One of the hidden benefits of living in LA is that the Santas here are absolutely elite. I mean look at this guy! He could play Santa in a movie! (He probably does)
Santa
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
wstafrican.bsky.social
I’ve avoided knowing anything Trump said about Rob Reiner’s murder. I mean I can imagine the worst thing he could say and what he actually said is probably worse. I don’t need to confirm.
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
sebhar.bsky.social
AI could probably have come up with a better idea for an article and I mean that with exactly as much vitriol as that implies.
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Artist: Jake Loves Onions
Artist: Jake Loves Onions 1 - if plants could talk to babies 2 - baby sitting in front of plant that says 'cough - i mean, your parents can barely keep me alive' 3 - baby looking 4 - plant continues 'cough but i'm sure you'll be fine cough probably
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
totallydonna.kitrocha.com
The single trait all these folks share is that they're delusional. The tell is how they always insist there was "no reason." Any parent with an ounce of self-awareness will tell you they've made mistakes. Not these sludges.

I mean, if they could ever admit that, their kids probably wouldn't be NC.
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
hologramaticgolem.bsky.social
I mean at least you could squint REAL HARD and get a Devil Wears Prada kinda thing with Cruella. Gaston is basically a dude bro who probably talks about his gains so much you want to stab knitting needles into your ears.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
sbienkowski.bsky.social
I mean, are Thomas Frank or Ruben Amorim the next Mourinho or Guardiola? Probably not, but I’m also not entirely sure Mourinho or Guardiola could get a tune out of the Man Utd or Spurs squads.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
mollyjames.bsky.social
A tumblr text post in 2 parts Part 1 Hey so... this is um... a little awkward. See me and your boyfriend- I mean your *ex* boyfriend - were making out on the couch and I just... wasn't feeling it. Yeah no he's plenty hot. I guess. If you're into men. Which I am of course I mean, why wouldn't I be? But anyway. We broke up. You can have him back. I don't even know why I wanted him in the first place Part 2 He DUMPED you? I'm sorry, what do you mean HE DUMPED YOU?? Oh, oh I am so pissed about this. How could he do something like that? You're such a catch! I mean, I know technically he dumped you before when I stole him, but that's different. That's me. I'm amazing, and moreover, when it comes to you, I actually c- I'm sorry something just came up. I have a dentist appointment and then I have to leave the country. Probably forever. Goodbye.
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
gabjet.bsky.social
I mean, the son in question could be nonbinary transmasc. It's honestly for my best that we don't know though, since it would probably mean he got deanonymized by bigots
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
galileogb.bsky.social
there's probably a lot of people who are like "oh well look how mean and angry you're being, i cant imagine why I'd move now" but like. elon took over years ago. yall have made your choice. nothing i could have said would change your mind because nothing i can say matters, so who gives a shit.
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
bubbaprog.xyz
I just can't believe Mel Brooks & Dick Van Dyke buried Carl five years ago & now they're burying his son, the kid they essentially helped raise.
Rob Reiner is the reason the main char- acter on The Dick Van Dyke Show was named Rob. Like his dad, Rob Reiner Additionally, two other pivotal events transpired during that summer when Norman and the Reiners were neighbors. One of them, monumentally, was Norman‚Äôs discovery that Rob Reiner had inherited his father‚Äôs comedic chops. It was an unexpected revelation that occurred randomly one afternoon while Rob was teaching Ellen how to play jacks and he noticed the funny expressions on his face and the inflections in his voice as the young Reiner demonstrated how to toss the ball and pick up the jacks. And then‚Äîeither shortly before or after‚Äîit was also at a dinner party at Carl Reiner‚Äôs house, where Reiner stood up at some point during the evening and pretended to be the host of a TV talk show as he proceeded to interview several of the guests on a portable reel-to-reel tape recorder. When he got around to interviewing Mel Brooks‚Äîwho also began improvising and pretended to be a man who seemed to know everything‚ÄîReiner then asked how he could have known about something that had taken place centuries before. To which without any prompting, Brooks responded that he was two thousand years old in what became the impetus for their iconic comedy routine ‚ÄúThe 2,000-Year-Old Man,‚Äù which they would soon perform that fall on national television on Your Show of Shows. I just thought, Jesus, there’s no way 'm going to be able to be like him. I was in awe of him; he was like a god to me. I remember when I went over to the Van Dyke show with him, he'd go down to the set, and I’d crawl into his office and sit behind his desk. And I used to look around and think, God, look at all this! He’s creating these TV shows, he’s win- ning Emmys, he’s a genius—and I’m inadequate. There I was, thinking I should be able to write for the Van Dyke show—and at 13, that was probably fairly ambitious, but that’s what I thought. PLAYBOY: We suppose you saw a lot of Mel Brooks. Besides Your Show of Shows, he and your father also did the 2000-Year- Old Man routines together for years. REINER: When I was a kid, Mel would be with us a lot. We'd summer on Fire Island, and he'd go onto the beach and round up all the little kids, the real tiny ones, and say, “Follow me”; then he’d lead them in exercises, I mean, not like knee bends or push-ups but these hysterical, bizarre movements. He was funny when he did that; he was like another kid—a big kid. Mel is also serious at times, but he does love to perform, loves to work as a stand- up, to work a room. You know, in 1979, I was in Venice, along with Mel, as part ofa celebrity group to be on The Merv Griffin Show. We're in Saint Mark’s Square, sum- mertime, and there was a huge group of tourists; they’re recognizing all the celebri- ties. But Mel wasn’t getting recognized as much as he would like. All of a sudden, he jumps up in the middle of Saint Mark’s Square and starts screaming, “I’m Mel Brooks; don’t you know me? I’m a big star! Blazing Saddles! Young Franken- stein!” He just started screaming out all his credits! There was this other scene once, which my father told me about, when he and Mel went to France. And Mel had difficulty communicating in French. So one day, they’re in some little town, and Mel gets up on some steps and begins to yell, “All right, everyone! The joke is over! From now on, everybody goes back to talking English!” PLAYBOY: Didn’t your father and Mel used to do a lot of comedy at your house? REINER: There was a lot of shtick going on, but it was always in party situations. Peo- ple begged them to do their 2000-Year-Old Man, and you'd be privileged to be there when they'd do the routine. There were moments in my house that were pure gen- ius; when Mel was on a roll, it just didn’t get any funnier. PLAYBOY: And you'd just watch? REINER: I was young, but I always wanted to hang around and listen. But I’ll tell you, one of the biggest thrills in my life came when I was about 16. I was sitting at home while Mel and my father were working on some new 2000- Year-Old Man material to do on The Ed Sullivan Show. And I came up with a routine! I couldn't believe how exciting it was. The bit was about the deri- vation of applause, who invented it. What the first man who applauded did was this: He saw something he liked, slapped his hands on the sides of his face and said, “O God, is that good!” But then this other guy points out that if the guy is going to do that all the time, he'll slap himself dead So this first guy, when nobody was look- ing, snapped his head back from between his hands—and clapped. Pretty soon, other guys modified it, and eventually, everyone applauded the way we do now. PLAYBOY: Where was your applause in all this? REINER: Just the fact that they used it was enough for me. Here I was, 16, and 1 thought the stuff they were doing, the 2000- Year-Old Man, was the hippest thing around. I’d come home from school and listen to the record every single day. There was a cult of people, including kids, who loved it. And you knew you had a bond with someone if you could throw out a line from the 2000-Year-Old Man and he could tell you the next joke; it meant you could talk with each other. PLAYBOY: What about the rest of the Your Show of Shows crew? Neil Simon, for instance, was one of the writers there. REINER: He didn’t make a big impression on me, because he was so quiet. My father used to talk about how Neil, during the writing sessions, would invariably come up with some brilliant line, the best line. Trouble was, there were such loud, vocal people in there, my father would have to sit next to Neil so he could listen to what he was saying. Then my father would jump up and yell, “He’s got something! He’s got something!” PLAYBOY: In any case, you got to hang out with all those TV stars and comedians when your father took you to work with him—and you were still just a kid. Didn't you get on everybody’s nerves? REINER: Everybody included me and allowed me to be there. I was like every- one’s kid. I was in awe of those people. PLAYBOY: Was the Van Dyke set as boister- ous as the Show of Shows set? REINER: I remember my father and Sheldon Leonard, the producer, fighting a lot. They’d throw cigars at each other. But all it was, really, was two guys being passionate about something. Sheldon used to say, “Polite story conferences lead to polite scripts.” PLAYBOY: But at that age, was hanging out on a TV set more fun than being out in the sunshine, picking up girls? REINER: Well, I grabbed Mary Tyler Moore by the ass once. Confluence of fates began interlinking at an accelerated clip, for Carl Reiner’s son, Rob Reiner, then went to see this Foreign Man in New York at his father’s insistence and heard the eemetation of de Archie Bunker telling de Meathead to get out of de chair and, since Rob Reiner actually played de Meathead on the sitcom All in the Family, and since he was scheduled to host one of the first Saturday Night broadcasts, he was dutifully impressed and told Andy, who, in turn, declared that he wanted Rob Reiner to be the first person to introduce him on the show, which caused certain havoc and embarrassment in that Lorne Michaels wanted Andy on the first show and Rob Reiner was slated to host the third, on which he could then introduce him again, never mind that Andy was very upset about the whole thing. Meanwhile, there was the Uncle Sammy Denoff connection, which Carl Reiner discovered when he next began to recreate the act for Uncle Sammy, who had cowritten countless episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show and whose manager was Uncle Carl’s nephew George Shapiro, and he stopped Carl Reiner in mid-sentence and said, “I know that kid! He considers me his uncle!” Also: In New York, Carl Reiner had given George Shapiro’s phone number as well as his own to Andy and one day in early November George picked up the phone and heard, “Ummmm ...” and it was Andy calling to say that he was coming out to Los Angeles after his third appearance on Saturday Night—not one installment of which George had seen, since people in his crowd had dismissed the program as “a poor imitation of Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows” (on which Carl Reiner had become famous)—and this was all getting awfully providential. Andy told him that Budd Friedman was flying him out to work at the new West Hollywood Improv. Friedman, at that time, was eager to display the wares of his New York bumper crop in order to compete with Mitzi Shore’s lock on local talent at her Comedy Store on Sunset Boulevard. Shapiro agreed without hesitation to come see Andy when he hit town and hung up and none of this was news to him since Budd Friedman had called him earlier that day to say there was this strange guy from the New York club that he was bringing out and this guy needed a manager and George ought to come see him work, “All of a sudden,” said Shapiro, “there was no escaping this person named Andy Kaufman.” Confluence of fates began interlinking at an accelerated clip, for Carl Reiner’s son, Rob Reiner, then went to see this Foreign Man in New York at his father’s insistence and heard the eemetation of de Archie Bunker telling de Meathead to get out of de chair and, since Rob Reiner actually played de Meathead on the sitcom All in the Family, and since he was scheduled to host one of the first Saturday Night broadcasts, he was dutifully impressed and told Andy, who, in turn, declared that he wanted Rob Reiner to be the first person to introduce him on the show, which caused certain havoc and embarrassment in that Lorne Michaels wanted Andy on the first show and Rob Reiner was slated to host the third, on which he could then introduce him again, never mind that Andy was very upset about the whole thing. Meanwhile, there was the Uncle Sammy Denoff connection, which Carl Reiner discovered when he next began to recreate the act for Uncle Sammy, who had cowritten countless episodes of The Dick Van Dyke Show and whose manager was Uncle Carl’s nephew George Shapiro, and he stopped Carl Reiner in mid-sentence and said, “I know that kid! He considers me his uncle!” Also: In New York, Carl Reiner had given George Shapiro’s phone number as well as his own to Andy and one day in early November George picked up the phone and heard, “Ummmm ...” and it was Andy calling to say that he was coming out to Los Angeles after his third appearance on Saturday Night—not one installment of which George had seen, since people in his crowd had dismissed the program as “a poor imitation of Sid Caesar’s Your Show of Shows” (on which Carl Reiner had become famous)—and this was all getting awfully providential. Andy told him that Budd Friedman was flying him out to work at the new West Hollywood Improv. Friedman, at that time, was eager to display the wares of his New York bumper crop in order to compete with Mitzi Shore’s lock on local talent at her Comedy Store on Sunset Boulevard. Shapiro agreed without hesitation to come see Andy when he hit town and hung up and none of this was news to him since Budd Friedman had called him earlier that day to say there was this strange guy from the New York club that he was bringing out and this guy needed a manager and George ought to come see him work, “All of a sudden,” said Shapiro, “there was no escaping this person named Andy Kaufman.”
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
tracylacy84.bsky.social
Not even a little curious what “mistakes were made”, I mean I could probably guess his top 3.
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
tayloreric.dev
They finally requested I turn on my camera every Monday for our daily stand-up meeting.
Kerry Washington in deep despair and dismay. Her upper lip is raised to the high heavens. It’s almost detached from her mouth. She’s leaning against a wall that her hair could probably stain. Actually no. It looks kind of dry. But it’s an attempt at curls. Her hair, I mean.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
harecomedy.bsky.social
I mean, also possible; I don't know the man's life. BUT HE COULD PROBABLY DRIVE HIMSELF, was my thinking. #HowLongAThon
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
molicioushat.bsky.social
I mean if I really wanted to discuss it I probably could argue the "falls" of Rome would be more accurate. There's the parts that falls and then could be argued evolve into a different form.

Note: I like Rome, but it's not my history fix like the Plantagenets.
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
turnerjoy.bsky.social
I mean, what he did could probably be considered a risk to national security. As I think it was covering the Presidential bunker. But it’s Trump that is the risk.
December 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
levdev.bsky.social
I mean, it probably be similar to other cards that transform in the set, but, could also be a unique gimmick with there transformation as well.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
m0nstarb0i.bsky.social
I was going to say, because it certainly looks like she has only benefited from such a form! I mean...yeah, I can see how people would find that intimidating for sure. Me? I'd probably ask her if she could transform me into a naga as well lol
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
hvillealrailfan.bsky.social
I mean, you could probably pay me, but at a cost that would completely bankrupt Elon Musk 20 times over. It'd also have to be entirely up-front in cold, hard cash with zero guarantee that I'd even make a post.
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
jayzedbee.bsky.social
[Rewatching true blood]
Me: if you could fuck an hamburger which is essentially whar vampire bill does when he sucks sookies blood...would you?

Wife: hm...probably not...i mean the buns are somewhat salacious
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
randompr0file.bsky.social
I mean, Valve could their own "Windows" based on Linux. But I'm not they would be that interested in becoming an general software company (probably for the better).

And its not like there aren't good Linux-Distributions already out there, like Fedora.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
mollyesbian.gayass.io
not saying people can't use old phones i mean hell you could still probably get away with using an iphone 5s even now but how functional it is now for everything you can do in gta online is anyone's guess
December 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
unfunpleasures.bsky.social
more wip wednesday, because why not??? this is the thing inspired by “oh my days” and the david jenkins school of 1970s hollywood and broadway.
“Eddie, darling!" Anne exclaimed, voice dripping with affection in a way that made Ed feel certain he wasn't getting off the phone without giving her what she wanted. "I've missed your sexy voice, you beautiful bastard! How's LA? Is it gorgeous right now?" Ed directed his gaze out the window and over the hills, where the sun was bright and cheery and the air was relatively clear, for the time being. "Pretty nice," he admitted. "Warm and sunny. How's New York?" Anne huffed, and he could picture the look on her face, could imagine the way her curly red hair was artfully draped around it. (He figured her tits were jacked up halfway to her chin, too, but he'd always liked that about her— that she wasn't shy, wasn't afraid to look like a bombshell and constantly get to surprise people with her brains.) "Rainy lately," she answered. "Fucking bleak. But I suppose we were all getting sick of the heat, anyway, so I shouldn't complain about a break. These old buildings are gorgeous, but christ, Ed, the sweat! There were days where I had to keep a fucking hand towel between my tits, it was so miserable. We haven't got AC, you know?" “Sounds rough," Ed said with a little grin, watching the smoke curl upward from his cigarette and make gauzy little shapes. "How's Mary?" "A right bitch, as usual," Anne replied affectionately— enough so that Ed could tell they'd probably gone a few weeks without a big fight, which was promising. "We miss you, darling. Are you gonna come see us and take on our little show?" She was really turning on the charm now, which would probably have been more effective on anyone but him, given that he was far too familiar with her tricks and her temper. "I dunno, Annie," he sighed, taking a final long drag of his cigarette and kicking his feet off the desk to lean over and put it out. "Don't you want— I mean, fuck, wouldn't a woman be a better fit?" “And how many wealthy lesbian theater owners or producers do you think there are wandering around New York City, Edward?" "I mean, gotta be more than zero," he replied, because, fuck, it had to be, right? "Plus, I said a woman; I didn't specify her sexuality." "Eddie, darling, I need a queer," Anne sighed, and he could practically hear her eyes roll from the other side of the country. "I trust you more than I trust almost any other man on the planet, and you know how big that is. And besides, it's not as if I'm trying to use you, but with your name attached—"
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
rapestie.meangirls.online
“pre-prepped excuse”, “not in good faith”, dawg y’all keep lying about my friends helping me report my rape, y’all hate survivors
GMStarson| Consentacle Di... @tentacle.... This is true. Unfortunately a group of exclusionist transmedicalists harassed and attempted to dox someone reportedly with northsky admins present. This was a demand by people who dearly want northsky to suceed seeing if they'd do what's right. Thankfully, they seem to have come down on doing right santa's little rape survivor... @rapestie... who did this group attempt to dox and why? GMStarson| Consentacle Di... @tentacle.... • 7m Nerdskull, another Enby who the transmedicalists have decided isn't "Worthy" Luckily, they where wrong and posted the wrong house, but the attempt alone is enough. santa's little rape survivor @rapestie.... • 4m are you perhaps talking about this? bsky.app/ profile/rape... santa's little rape surv... @rapest... • 4mo she not "keeping your safe", she's lying to you. i needed my rapists name to give to the police. Aletheia @aletheiarevealer.bsky.social • 51m You might want to sit this one out chief. GMStarson| Consentacle Di... @tentacle.... • 3m My understanding was this was a more recent Salty attacks people move. Ya know, different from all the others. But ya know, considering you where so fast to sling that out and probably have a pre-prepped excuse for it, and you've got the mean girls tag? Guessing not it good faith. santa's little rape survivor @rapestie.... • 2m salting was helping me find the name of my cis male rapist so i could report it to the police. that's what jheya tagged nerdskull about from that account GMStarson Consentacle Dis... @tentacle.gay @nerdskull.bsky.social Could you please confirm that the following image is the "Doxxing" attempt from northsky? or that it was a different attempt? Because as i understand it, your issue was with bree (trying to) post your house, but i can't remember it off hand.
December 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
truthaddictvt.bsky.social
"Do you really need to transition? You could just be an effeminate man, it's fine. You could just wear girl clothes" -people who've made fun of me for struggling with masculinity before
4 panel comic of a blue stick person talking to a fem presenting person wearing a white hoodie 1st panel: Stick person says "I mean, you're probably just gay or something. Have you actually tried not being trans?" 2nd panel: fem person with hands on hips says "Have I?" 3rd panel: close up for the fem person uncomfortably close in the stick person's face with a slightly deranged look. 4th panel: background is red as the fem person loudly says "HAVE I?" as the stick person looks uncomfortable
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM