#Haggle
Everybody loves to haggle over their cancer treatment or their blood pressure pills.
TRUMP: We’re going to give Americans the money to buy health insurance

REPORTER: But won’t they buy it from
Insurance companies?

TRUMP: Ahhh. Some may. I mean they’ll be negotiating prices
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I'm sure you guys are all great at shopping like normal ppl but I wish I could remind some folks:
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
In these busiest shopping weeks of the year, with everyone under horrible pressure over money, job security etc, try to be nice to retail staff (who likely have unreasonable sales targets from HQ to make up for a lousy retail year). Far too many stressed customers will behave appallingly right now.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
haggle as a map is like a gas station bathroom idk why we play it so much
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
you know what people love? working more to haggle for health insurance costs
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm running a discounted sale on my leftover designs from previous auctions for a limited time!
It's also possible to haggle them down further! c:
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Discounted leftover designs! -- Thalbachin's Journal
Hey there everyone! . . The year slowly wraps up and I would like to rehome a few more of my leftover designs.. I don't think I wil ...
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November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There has to be a specific term for someone who risks getting put on a sex offender registry to make it easier to haggle down the price of a blowjob
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When people comment or complain about prices in my shop or try to haggle, I just remind them that it's actually for, er, charity...
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Please do not ever haggle the price with a sex worker. It's extremely disrespectful. This isn't something you bargain.
I wanna say something but i feel like Im gonna get hate for it, it just makes me feel bad when I offer my contents in bundles like 3-4 long videos for 20$ and some ppl in my dms ask it for a more cheaper price, like its already so cheap and I used to sell them for 20$ EACH.
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ah yes. Just what I want to do: haggle with Aetna over unsubsidized private plans.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ah yes. Just what I want to do: haggle with Aetna over unsubsidized private plans.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
So, ‘the people’ will have money to haggle within the (checks notes) BIG FAT RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES?
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sure. I will just roll up to this healthcare bazaar and haggle me some insurance.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Drove 30 miles to sell my guitar only to have some asshole try to haggle me on site.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
my dad is telling me you can always offer what you can afford and see if the person will accept it but idk if i can haggle rent down by 150 euros lol
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There’s a used car showroom full of 1980’s family saloons and hot hatches that doesn’t exist but is extremely consistent from one dream to the next.

I often test drive or haggle over their cars all night. A happy place.

Last night they got fed up with me tyre kicking & banned me from coming back.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you two haggle over what happens to him next, does that mean you're...

... bard-ering?
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is a really useful guide as to why "handing out cash for healthcare" is a really dumb idea. The short version is that you can't haggle with a hospital about what you're going to pay for an ambulance or chemotherapy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The democrats negotiate like I haggle at a garage sale.

"Will you take ___?" "No." "Okay. Yay :)"
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
RIP

She said, "Life's too short to worry"
She said, "Life's too long to wait
And it's too short not to love everybody
And life is too long to hate
Yeah, I meet a lot of men who haggle, finagle all the time
Tryin' to save a nickel and make a dime"

youtu.be/Q32A1ciWN6A?...
The Ballad of the Devil's Backbone Tavern (Live)
YouTube video by Todd Snider - Topic
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November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
See also rural health care! Like I'm going to haggle (like I could?) when I already have to drive 90 minutes to get to the "good hospital"?
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Some dude tryna low ball me over one of the things I’m selling for my dad. Bruh my dick is bigger than yours and I don’t haggle well.
a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a sign that says " sistas "
Alt: a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a sign that says " sistas "
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November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bumping!! Willing to haggle at this point. ;w;
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Todd Snider's songs were an antidote:

Life's too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
Life’s too short not to love everybody And life's too long to hate
I meet a lot of men who haggle, finagle all the time
Tryin to save a nickel maybe make a dime
Not me baby no siree
You know I ain't got the time
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A lot of job positions go up expecting you to haggle upwards for your pay tbh so get your bag, fam
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Five Tips for Managing Symptoms of Shock Long Enough to Haggle at the Emergency Room
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM