Dorris Knob-Dolt
@zesty-tony.bsky.social
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like if i were a 31 year old debate bro i would simply debunk the “science” of a bullet and kill it with facts and logic before it could do anything to me
September 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
like if i were a 31 year old debate bro i would simply debunk the “science” of a bullet and kill it with facts and logic before it could do anything to me
Dude he deserved it so fuckin hard please go buy yourselves a round of shots tonight to celebrate, remember he wanted you dead first
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dude he deserved it so fuckin hard please go buy yourselves a round of shots tonight to celebrate, remember he wanted you dead first
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Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
August 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Rock Looked Way Cooler Wet
Fuck this country 4th is cancelled this year unless someone does it and we get an Independence Day miracle
July 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fuck this country 4th is cancelled this year unless someone does it and we get an Independence Day miracle
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It is the 4th of July so this must be posted, as always
July 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It is the 4th of July so this must be posted, as always
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manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
June 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter?
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked
manager: what
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important reminder
May 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
important reminder
Basketball is a game full of facials it’s a facial heavy sport facials everywhere
May 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Basketball is a game full of facials it’s a facial heavy sport facials everywhere
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
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[thom yorke seeing a weird fish] i have to write a song about this
April 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[thom yorke seeing a weird fish] i have to write a song about this
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i strongly feel that this mug would fix me
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
i strongly feel that this mug would fix me
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right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
April 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk soul brother right about now the funk soul brother check it out now the funk sou
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Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
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April 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
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New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming
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April 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
New Study Finds Average American Stands No Chance Against What’s Coming
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"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy
March 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
"Empathy is a weakness" crowd is so funny. That's the meaning of life dawg. That's the one great and universal sense of joy. Playboy
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Forgot to dunk my head into a bowl of Saratoga ice water today fuck
March 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Forgot to dunk my head into a bowl of Saratoga ice water today fuck
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despite it all I am slicing up some shallots
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
despite it all I am slicing up some shallots
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it’s so annoying being a stupid little animal. last week I was feeling half dead and all it took was a little bit of sun and grilling hamburgers in my backyard to turn me into mr. natural
March 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
it’s so annoying being a stupid little animal. last week I was feeling half dead and all it took was a little bit of sun and grilling hamburgers in my backyard to turn me into mr. natural
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i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees
February 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i am about to cook so much food to 165 degrees
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usually a blowout in the super bowl is boring and shitty but this is different. this feels great.
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
usually a blowout in the super bowl is boring and shitty but this is different. this feels great.