Annalise
@zerowing23.bsky.social
GenXr. Resting bitch face. First world problems, banter, cats. Louder than God’s revolver and twice as shiny ✨
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The Catholic Church should refrain from giving moral advice given their history and reputation.
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Catholic Church should refrain from giving moral advice given their history and reputation.
I might like your post but I don’t like being told that what to do about it
i know i'm chaotic neutral instead of chaotic good because sometimes a post will say "RT if you agree" but i'll only like it even though i agree
January 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I might like your post but I don’t like being told that what to do about it
Sitting on my couch having just finished these bad boys and cutting up fruit for the Xmas pav and incredibly glad I’m nowhere near shops today
December 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Sitting on my couch having just finished these bad boys and cutting up fruit for the Xmas pav and incredibly glad I’m nowhere near shops today
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Follow me for more cooking recipes 😋 🤣🤣🤣
December 23, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Follow me for more cooking recipes 😋 🤣🤣🤣
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Cat 911: what’s your emergency
Cat: my human is bleeding to death!
911: stay calm. what happened
Cat: she tried to pet my stomach so I scratched and bit her
911:
Cat:
911: hahahaha
Cat: ahahaHAHA
Cat Paramedics: *arriving on scene* HAHAHAHA
December 22, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Cat 911: what’s your emergency
Cat: my human is bleeding to death!
911: stay calm. what happened
Cat: she tried to pet my stomach so I scratched and bit her
911:
Cat:
911: hahahaha
Cat: ahahaHAHA
Cat Paramedics: *arriving on scene* HAHAHAHA
Hehehe
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Hehehe
Yeppppp
Okay if no one else is going to say it I'm going to say it: having a cat is great, EXCEPT for when they're giving themselves a bath next to you in a quiet room
Then it's the most disgusting thing in the world
Just SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP *pause* SCHLORP SCHLORP
Then it's the most disgusting thing in the world
Just SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP *pause* SCHLORP SCHLORP
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Yeppppp
One’s feelings about Michael Leunig’s death depend greatly on the ability to separate art from the artist. Twenty years ago I considered him a national treasure…
December 19, 2024 at 9:51 PM
One’s feelings about Michael Leunig’s death depend greatly on the ability to separate art from the artist. Twenty years ago I considered him a national treasure…
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Gorgeous stained glass piece made by my friend @stonkers.bsky.social, inspired by the medieval Old Gaelic poem, Pangur Bán. The poem was written by a monk who would work tirelessly at his studies as his cat, Pangur Bán, faithfully hunted mice. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Gorgeous stained glass piece made by my friend @stonkers.bsky.social, inspired by the medieval Old Gaelic poem, Pangur Bán. The poem was written by a monk who would work tirelessly at his studies as his cat, Pangur Bán, faithfully hunted mice. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
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Stop criticizing how cat accounts spell. My god, you people are thieves of joy. Leave that behavior on Twitter
December 16, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Stop criticizing how cat accounts spell. My god, you people are thieves of joy. Leave that behavior on Twitter
Hi friends 🎄Kmart are selling pillowcases in a little bag so 2 cloth bags for $5, if you have gifts to wrap (especially for kids) this is sustainable and reusable. PS Other shops may sell similar pillowcases - I don’t work for Kmart lol
December 7, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Hi friends 🎄Kmart are selling pillowcases in a little bag so 2 cloth bags for $5, if you have gifts to wrap (especially for kids) this is sustainable and reusable. PS Other shops may sell similar pillowcases - I don’t work for Kmart lol
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My cat: and then when they finally fed me, they sang a little song mocking the way I sat at their table to communicate my desperate hunger
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My cat: and then when they finally fed me, they sang a little song mocking the way I sat at their table to communicate my desperate hunger
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
Cat podcast host: wow, holy shit
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
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Having cats is like running a hotel for guests who want to speak to the manager all the time & don’t even pay their bill
December 4, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Having cats is like running a hotel for guests who want to speak to the manager all the time & don’t even pay their bill
Yes this is a perfectly normal way to sleep 😴
December 3, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Yes this is a perfectly normal way to sleep 😴
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Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Indeed
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Indeed
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Who else remembers the mad rush the night before an assignment was due in high school to get it done.
The spelling mistakes, the jumbled mess of thoughts, the repetition of bullshit arguments to fill the word count?
Reminds me of Parliament over the last 24 hours.
The spelling mistakes, the jumbled mess of thoughts, the repetition of bullshit arguments to fill the word count?
Reminds me of Parliament over the last 24 hours.
November 28, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Who else remembers the mad rush the night before an assignment was due in high school to get it done.
The spelling mistakes, the jumbled mess of thoughts, the repetition of bullshit arguments to fill the word count?
Reminds me of Parliament over the last 24 hours.
The spelling mistakes, the jumbled mess of thoughts, the repetition of bullshit arguments to fill the word count?
Reminds me of Parliament over the last 24 hours.
Stella is visiting the vet today and she’s big mad 😠
November 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Stella is visiting the vet today and she’s big mad 😠
🎶 I would go out tonight but I haven’t got a stitch to wear
November 27, 2024 at 10:19 AM
🎶 I would go out tonight but I haven’t got a stitch to wear
Breakfast for dinner tonight ☺️
November 26, 2024 at 7:58 AM
Breakfast for dinner tonight ☺️
Show yourself the love you deserve this week ✨💖 PS if you’re Xmas present shopping, this book makes a wonderful gift (Charlie Macksey, The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse)
November 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Show yourself the love you deserve this week ✨💖 PS if you’re Xmas present shopping, this book makes a wonderful gift (Charlie Macksey, The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse)