court eunuch
@zeropegia.bsky.social
not here for a good time or a long time
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Word of Power Learned: Amplify Staggering Logging Off
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Word of Power Learned: Amplify Staggering Logging Off
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Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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Dogbert has been executed by firing squad
January 17, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Dogbert has been executed by firing squad
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Tonight I learned that Harris losing every swing state was a Great campaign which she only lost bc tankies, who are Russian bots but also US voters and are few in number yet a huge voting bloc, didn't vote for her. But also it was rigged by Elon. But it's also maybe Sanders and Stein's fault.
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Tonight I learned that Harris losing every swing state was a Great campaign which she only lost bc tankies, who are Russian bots but also US voters and are few in number yet a huge voting bloc, didn't vote for her. But also it was rigged by Elon. But it's also maybe Sanders and Stein's fault.
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family grimly throwing out trash bags of dungeon synth cassette tapes after you die
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
family grimly throwing out trash bags of dungeon synth cassette tapes after you die
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i’m convinced you can make anyone nostalgic for anything if you give it a little bit of film grain and make it blurry
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
i’m convinced you can make anyone nostalgic for anything if you give it a little bit of film grain and make it blurry
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The world feels too heavy lately.
#monoprint Acrylic on paper.
#art #printmaking #figuratively #grief
#monoprint Acrylic on paper.
#art #printmaking #figuratively #grief
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
The world feels too heavy lately.
#monoprint Acrylic on paper.
#art #printmaking #figuratively #grief
#monoprint Acrylic on paper.
#art #printmaking #figuratively #grief
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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Jais Nielsen (1885-1961) Denmark
Mother and child, Christmas c1920. Woodcut, artist's own print.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Mother and child, Christmas c1920. Woodcut, artist's own print.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Jais Nielsen (1885-1961) Denmark
Mother and child, Christmas c1920. Woodcut, artist's own print.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Mother and child, Christmas c1920. Woodcut, artist's own print.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Cardón, State of Oaxaca — José María Velasco, 1887
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Cardón, State of Oaxaca — José María Velasco, 1887
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I like Pluribus a lot but I can understand why some people might not like it. It's because they're bad people with awful taste in television
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I like Pluribus a lot but I can understand why some people might not like it. It's because they're bad people with awful taste in television
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I like this guy in Pluribus
December 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I like this guy in Pluribus
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Ukrainian artist Andrii Kovalyk, based in Madrid, ‘Where the Winter Dreams Begin’
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Ukrainian artist Andrii Kovalyk, based in Madrid, ‘Where the Winter Dreams Begin’
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watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
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in canada bottom surgery is free but they give your pussy gacha mechanics
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
in canada bottom surgery is free but they give your pussy gacha mechanics
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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
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The Simpsons has been on TV for 36 years and Bart hasn't aged a day. We should all be so lucky.
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Simpsons has been on TV for 36 years and Bart hasn't aged a day. We should all be so lucky.
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I'm just gonna post a piece of my art from my files every day til the New Year because WHY NOT.
Here's a colored pencil piece I did in 2021.
Here's a colored pencil piece I did in 2021.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I'm just gonna post a piece of my art from my files every day til the New Year because WHY NOT.
Here's a colored pencil piece I did in 2021.
Here's a colored pencil piece I did in 2021.
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median american voter moment
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
median american voter moment
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December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop