Z. D. Smith
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Z. D. Smith
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I’m on a seapoutine diet. When I see poutine on a menu, I order it to eat
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In 1954, the poet Hersh Rozenfeld translated the Finnish national epic _The Kalevala_ into Yiddish

www.yiddishbookcenter.org/collections/...
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is the basis of some of my most treasured friendships, but I was 17 in 2001 so it’s not Cryptic Slaughter, It’s Old Man’s Child. You don’t get to choose your innermost authentic self.
Remember Some Guys but the guys were in Cryptic Slaughter
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is not the point, but this image made me SO nostalgic for a bygone era of newspaper typesetting.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Farewell sweet Prince
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
> CEO David Zaslav says the move is about “unlocking full value” for shareholders.

Getting a lot of @jdan.me vibes from this...
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gary Gulman and Greg Gutfeld are not the same guy
October 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
He’s right you know
the new Coroner album is the best metal comeback since Satan's "Life Sentence" and there have actually been several good metal comebacks in recent years so go spin the new Coroner if you were at all curious, it is very good
October 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I tried to think through the answer to this question until I remembered I haven't actually _seen_ Company, I've only seen the Documentary Now! spoof of the documentary about the cast recording of Company, Co-op
Are kids a non-issue in Sondheim's Company because it's actually about gay couples or because of like 'it was before kids became special'
October 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why doesn‘t everyone I follow online like all the same things I like

What the fuck
September 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I can fix him
new yorkers, a moment of your time. i know you think, based on the chill early this morning, that it’s time for that one autumn jacket. but if you peek at the forecast you’ll find it’s supposed to be 73 today. so unless you want to fill the jacket with the odor of sweat you must put it away again
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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incredible signs going up in brooklyn
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I recommend this one. Especially for those of us on the left who didn’t get a great education of what radical or militant leftist politics looked like in the years of the Cold War.
September 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Somebody mentioned r/standupworkshop and I recommend you take a look. Just go for a wander.
jokes guys is the quickest episode I’ve ever prepped and the riffs on r/jokes are LEGENDARY
August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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MAN: What's that, girl? Trouble at the old mine?
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [The miners are striking for better pay and conditions]
MAN: B-but Billy's down there!
LEFT-WING LASSIE: Woof! [BILLY'S A SCAB]
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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The Sabellian heresy holds that, as the Godhead consists of only a single Person, God the Father also got overwhelmed by finances
July 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Sabellian heresy holds that, as the Godhead consists of only a single Person, God the Father also got overwhelmed by finances
July 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am above all else a particular type of card game guy and this is so deeply painful for me
July 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you’re interested in an institutional definition of antisemitism that doesn’t launder state violence, allow me to recommend the Jerusalem Declaration

jerusalemdeclaration.org
July 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Yeah
@meganhunt.bsky.social
This you? A state Senator said this? Unbelievable.
July 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Reporting in from an NYC reeling from the mayoral primary victory of a democratic socialist. The atmosphere on the Q train is heavy. Many people are looking at their phones. No cute dogs in this car. The mariachis—for now—have fallen silent.
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM