Zach Allyn
@zballyn.bsky.social
Cheesemonger, cook, trumpet player, teacher, father, husband, lefty, not necessarily in that order. He/him
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
Very normal, well-adjusted fanbase.
bills mafia: HORNY
Lmao.
November 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Very normal, well-adjusted fanbase.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
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This is an all-timer.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is an all-timer.
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Warning: offensive language
But deeply satisfying.👇
But deeply satisfying.👇
September 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Warning: offensive language
But deeply satisfying.👇
But deeply satisfying.👇
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My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
October 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
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Okay, I'm going to be doing my game recap a little different this time around. There are, believe it or not, some positives that can be taken from this. So I'll do the good, the bad, and the ugly.
The Good: The run defense was very much improved. Stevenson and Henderson are not terrible backs.
The Good: The run defense was very much improved. Stevenson and Henderson are not terrible backs.
October 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Okay, I'm going to be doing my game recap a little different this time around. There are, believe it or not, some positives that can be taken from this. So I'll do the good, the bad, and the ugly.
The Good: The run defense was very much improved. Stevenson and Henderson are not terrible backs.
The Good: The run defense was very much improved. Stevenson and Henderson are not terrible backs.
Happy bottom surgery recovery, @erintuba.bsky.social!
they bring over the bread basket and its full of different sized dilators
Bottom Surgery! at the Texas Roadhouse
October 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Happy bottom surgery recovery, @erintuba.bsky.social!
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As I told @newrepublic.com, "Once last week, twice today, ICE has picked me up and thrown me on the ground. Honestly, it doesn’t compare to what our neighbors who are trapped inside the Broadview processing facility are going through. They’re committing crimes against humanity there."
I’m a Congressional Candidate. I Was Assaulted by ICE.
An interview with Kat Abughazaleh, a 26-year-old Democratic House candidate in Illinois, who was violently thrown to the ground twice at a peaceful protest in Illinois on Friday morning.
newrepublic.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
As I told @newrepublic.com, "Once last week, twice today, ICE has picked me up and thrown me on the ground. Honestly, it doesn’t compare to what our neighbors who are trapped inside the Broadview processing facility are going through. They’re committing crimes against humanity there."
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Crucial to distinguish between
a) the Right claiming the Kirk murder is akin to the 1933 Reichstag fire (and demanding drastic state repression in response)
and
b) an actual comparison between the situation in the United States today and Germany in early 1933.
A few thoughts on both:
a) the Right claiming the Kirk murder is akin to the 1933 Reichstag fire (and demanding drastic state repression in response)
and
b) an actual comparison between the situation in the United States today and Germany in early 1933.
A few thoughts on both:
I had a great conversation with @lincolnsquare.media about where we are today: About political violence and the Right’s desire for escalation.
But also about how we got here: About the recent history of the GOP and the rise of Trumpism. And, finally, about where America might go from here:
But also about how we got here: About the recent history of the GOP and the rise of Trumpism. And, finally, about where America might go from here:
Is the Right Looking for a Reichstag Fire? | Historian Thomas Zimmer joins Susan Demas
We're no longer a democracy, but not yet a dictatorship. Welcome to purgatory, or what political scientists call "competitive authoritarianism."
www.lincolnsquare.media
September 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Crucial to distinguish between
a) the Right claiming the Kirk murder is akin to the 1933 Reichstag fire (and demanding drastic state repression in response)
and
b) an actual comparison between the situation in the United States today and Germany in early 1933.
A few thoughts on both:
a) the Right claiming the Kirk murder is akin to the 1933 Reichstag fire (and demanding drastic state repression in response)
and
b) an actual comparison between the situation in the United States today and Germany in early 1933.
A few thoughts on both:
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Wrote about the week. How the shooter's ID didn't appear to matter to ppl. How the discourse takes place in very same spaces that incubate/perpetuate hate & violence. How shooters now know that their acts will be flattened, analyzed, argued over & amplified. How all of this feels so dark & poisonous
Something Is Very Wrong Online
Our political conversations take place in very same spaces that incubate and perpetuate unthinkable violence.
www.theatlantic.com
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Wrote about the week. How the shooter's ID didn't appear to matter to ppl. How the discourse takes place in very same spaces that incubate/perpetuate hate & violence. How shooters now know that their acts will be flattened, analyzed, argued over & amplified. How all of this feels so dark & poisonous
But my norms! My institutions!
NEW: Senate Republicans trigger 'nuclear option,' changing rules to speed up Trump nominees
The vote is 53-45, with all GOP senators voting in alignment.
Details on the new rule, and what it means >> www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
The vote is 53-45, with all GOP senators voting in alignment.
Details on the new rule, and what it means >> www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Republicans trigger 'nuclear option,' changing rules to speed up Trump nominees
The new rule, established by the GOP on party lines, will enable them to confirm Trump nominees in groups, rather than individually. It's the latest move to erode minority powers.
www.nbcnews.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
But my norms! My institutions!
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
Alone in first, AND a game ahead of Baltimore and KC? I’ll take it any way it comes.
September 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Alone in first, AND a game ahead of Baltimore and KC? I’ll take it any way it comes.
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Josh Allen gets outside the pocket and be doin some bullshit (complimentary)
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Josh Allen gets outside the pocket and be doin some bullshit (complimentary)
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Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...
August 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...
Perpendicularity? Time to make some paste!
Chinese submersible has discovered thousands of worms and molluscs nearly 10 kilometres (six miles) below sea level in the Mariana Trench, the deepest colony of creatures ever observed
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
u.afp.com/Sg9Z
July 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Perpendicularity? Time to make some paste!
That’s my QB1
Josh Allen trying to pull away from the autograph line.
But saw a young girl in tears because she had barely missed out on his signature.
He had to go back. Gave her a hug.
And then signed 30 more autographs.
#Billsmafia
But saw a young girl in tears because she had barely missed out on his signature.
He had to go back. Gave her a hug.
And then signed 30 more autographs.
#Billsmafia
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That’s my QB1
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NEW: 18,500 children have been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.
The Washington Post has just published every single known name.
A seminal moment.
The Washington Post has just published every single known name.
A seminal moment.
July 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
NEW: 18,500 children have been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.
The Washington Post has just published every single known name.
A seminal moment.
The Washington Post has just published every single known name.
A seminal moment.
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There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”
July 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
There is absolutely no excuse for any Democrat asked about trans athletes to ever respond with anything but “why are you wasting my time asking about FEWER THAN FIFTEEN CHILDREN AND YOUNG ADULTS IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH THEIR FRIENDS. What is wrong with you?”