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Begging cities to just build normal trains
A gondola that transports 5k people an hour with no surge capability is fundamentally incompatible with a stadium that needs to quickly accommodate 56,000 fans arriving and departing at roughly the same times.

Does no one try this thing called math anymore?

www.latimes.com/california/s...
Toys, turkeys and grants: How backers and critics of the Dodger Stadium gondola are wooing locals
The proposed Dodger Stadium gondola goes before the Metro board as the fight for community support intensifies at William Mead Homes, a public housing project on the edge of Chinatown.
www.latimes.com
February 23, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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Just was told by my pal Kiliii Yuyan, who shot the NatGeo cover picture for the current issue (shown), that this is the last issue of the magazine that will be sold on newsstands.
December 18, 2023 at 2:54 PM
i spend a lil time every day tending to a few dead-end crushes & have just folded it into my routine like a job
December 4, 2023 at 1:32 AM
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December 3, 2023 at 8:46 PM
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When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
November 30, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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i’m at the laundromat
i’m at the tanning salon
i’m at the notary
i’m at bingo
i’m at the canoe rental
i’m at the combination laundromat tanning salon notary bingo canoe rental
screw Amazon, this is the *true* Everything Store
November 28, 2023 at 5:17 AM
work
November 11, 2023 at 12:26 AM
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banksy you’ve done it again
November 8, 2023 at 11:57 PM
iron claw premiere
November 9, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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Tiny truckers.
November 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
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the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
November 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
November 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM
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Eric Adams pretending to get a phone call to get out of a meeting at the White House, somehow spotted minutes later in Manhattan laughing with Enes Kanter and Ja Rule at the 57th birthday party of a lesser Dick Tracy villain. They're at a "supper club" called Le Crime.
November 3, 2023 at 5:47 AM
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Remember that some people just like to argue, because it's the only time they know what to say.

It's kind of like when you're lost in a video game but then you run across enemies and it's a relief because now you know what to do.
November 1, 2023 at 9:15 PM
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Did you know bears are good at operating computers

https://www.popsci.com/environment/are-bears-smart/
November 2, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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You have been sentenced to death by ginger gooch
October 31, 2023 at 12:28 AM
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if someone gives my kids a Woke Snickers for Halloween, im going to shoot them😤
October 31, 2023 at 1:29 AM
unwound
October 26, 2023 at 5:24 PM
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“sorry i burned dinner. i was thinking about how wile e. coyote could afford all those rockets”

“… again?”

“do you think he had a job and just hunted the roadrunner as a hobby?”
October 25, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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Oh he’s going to jail-jail
Sam Bankman-Fried WILL TESTIFY in his own defense, his lawyer Mark Cohen just told Judge Kaplan, per Rachel Scharf of Law360
October 25, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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i guess my favorite thing about the headline "Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill" is that it kind of implies 19 times is okay

www.ktvu.com/news/man-arr...
Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say
Most recently, the man tried the ruse after ordering a seafood paella and two whiskeys at a restaurant in Spain, according to local news outlets, citing police.
www.ktvu.com
October 20, 2023 at 11:14 PM
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October 19, 2023 at 12:54 AM
October 19, 2023 at 1:21 AM