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Yoolia
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Lmao, dad behavior to be like "dont you want to thank your parents 🤨"
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lando Norris
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Lando 🥺🥺🥺
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Awww Lando's mom
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I suppose we wouldn't be in a 3 way tie if Max had been properly penalized for ramming another car on purpose
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I've missed so much of this F1 season, but here I am for the finale, let's go
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.

So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Time isn’t real and neither is formula one
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Good advice for a lot of things in life!
"How do I find my art style?"
I've been a creative pro for 10 years, this is the number 1 question I get.

They want creative work to be recognizably theirs in an instant-- like Miyazaki or Wes Anderson movies.

This is the formula for art style, it's much simpler than you think.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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this reminds me that I love telling the story of the first time I went to Confession as a kid and very gravely told Father Harrington that I had picked the whole crust off the pie my mom had baked for guests that night and ate it because I was mad at her, which made him laugh so hard he cried
When I was a kid Ma was known for her desserts. Her Thanksgiving job was several pies, fruit and meat, all with homemade crust. One year her crusts were ruined in a baking accident and she had to use frozen store bought. Did 10-year-old me announce that fact to the whole family? I sure did.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Most emails I receive are simply none of my business
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Oh so now everyone suddenly WANTS this email to find them?!?!
Oh so now everyone suddenly LIKES reading emails?!?!
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Poker Face was such a fun show in the perfect format. Peacock, your sins cannot be forgiven.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Humanity has done some real terrible things but we also came up with stew so it’s not all bad
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Advent calendar chocolates but it’s like also that chili chocolate roulette game
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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We are literally mad about your failure to fight the real dangers.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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One must conclude the median democratic senator watches the Scooby Doo episodes with rapt suspense
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Democrats negotiated a plan where a 8 completely safe dems would vote to open and the rest can post “i voted no” thats what all the negotiations were about: how they would explain the optics of the loss. it was never about saving healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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ur over 6'?? what r ur pronouns, fee/fi/fo/fum?
November 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm so happy for yall, or, I'm sad that happened
Getting a contact high from whatever the fuck is happening in baseball rn
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM