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Matt Jones
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Plymouth UK, love my dog, love gaming
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inframan is an incredible movie but nothing could have prepared me for the insane one-two punch of the subtitler going completely rogue followed by an extremely funny boat shot
December 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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This is what I saw
March 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
Charli XCX Does Line Of Coke With 11-Year-Old Make-A-Wish Fan
MINNEAPOLIS—In a touching moment that left the terminally ill child excitedly rambling and beaming from ear to ear, witnesses confirmed Friday that Charli XCX had done a line of coke with 11-year-old ...
theonion.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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'COUNTRIES GUESS WHO THEY ARE' - Our first post here, hope you enjoy.

#comedy #irishcomedy #sketchcomedy
February 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Sen. Tammy Duckworth with receipts!
February 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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*Billie Joe Armstrong voice* “not gonna call it the Gulf of America”

[power chords]
February 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Motherfucker.
February 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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So many to choose from!
February 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🤔
February 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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debbie does the delta quadrant
February 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Bonus gift for Christmas folks!
December 24, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.

In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishi...
theonion.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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how long does cocaine take to kick in
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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www.moonkarta.com
Our family fictional podcast go listen.
Tx
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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Kiss all that ass and all you get is chapped lips.
Trump pre-fires Nikki Haley
November 10, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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What you mean we've had video for over a week and no one has posted the fucking AFSCME video?!!
September 24, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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To everyone just finding out about Minnesota, sometimes when it gets too cold here people will start their vehicles to warm them up and leave them unattended and they get stolen and the people who left the vehicles unattended are always surprised by this.
November 4, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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The BBC released their entire archive of 33k+ sound effects for free! There’s a lot of fun recordings to dig into but also a lot of potential for stream alerts as well!

sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk

#streaming#soundeffects#sfx
BBC Sound Effects
BBC Sound Effects
sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk
October 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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Save this image (and/or its Alt text) to your mobile device. If you experience or see intimidation, harassment, or suppression of voters at a polling site, call the number for your state, or the national number. If you are turned away at the polls, ask to vote by provisional ballot per federal law.
November 1, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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are klingon halloween costumes racist
October 31, 2024 at 8:13 PM
@justinmclachlan.bsky.social Was wondering why the musk app hadn't notified me of your tweets for a while. I just hope this platform doesn't fail.
February 20, 2024 at 11:53 AM