Bryce Tetraeder
@brycetetraeder.bsky.social
Global Tetrahedron CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist.
Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress.
Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress:
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Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress:
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
June 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress.
Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress:
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress:
theonion.com/letter-to-co...
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...
The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishi...
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December 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social: theonion.com/a-message-of...
December 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social: theonion.com/a-message-of...
We’re always bunkmates at the annual Bilderberg Meeting.
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Össur Þorsteinsson - This 1,200-year-old glacier has held a seat on the board since the Dark Ages.
Össur Þorsteinsson - This 1,200-year-old glacier has held a seat on the board since the Dark Ages.
December 3, 2024 at 8:29 PM
We’re always bunkmates at the annual Bilderberg Meeting.
Great guy!
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Keith Raniere - Keith brings a wealth of experience to Global Tetrahedron’s board from his 21 years at NXIVM.
Keith Raniere - Keith brings a wealth of experience to Global Tetrahedron’s board from his 21 years at NXIVM.
December 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Great guy!
Wait, they’re still on the board? I thought I had them killed.
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Lloyd R. Windom, Chief Transformation Officer, was inspired to pursue a career in business after taking part in the Milgram experiment in 1961 and falling in love with leadership.
Lloyd R. Windom, Chief Transformation Officer, was inspired to pursue a career in business after taking part in the Milgram experiment in 1961 and falling in love with leadership.
November 26, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Wait, they’re still on the board? I thought I had them killed.
Accusations of an improper workplace relationship between us are misleading.
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.
The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.
November 25, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Accusations of an improper workplace relationship between us are misleading.
This guy is godfather to my youngest blood boy.
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Nathan Wentworth VIII - Born in Greenwich, CT, Nathan graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University before overseeing the Rwandan genocide.
Nathan Wentworth VIII - Born in Greenwich, CT, Nathan graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University before overseeing the Rwandan genocide.
November 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
This guy is godfather to my youngest blood boy.
He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s getting fired tomorrow.
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Liam Shepherd: This was a Make-A-Wish thing.
Liam Shepherd: This was a Make-A-Wish thing.
November 21, 2024 at 8:29 PM
He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s getting fired tomorrow.
We've done so much blow together.
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Crisp $100 Bill - A preeminent figure in the world of business and finance. Global Tetrahedron is honored to have Mr. Franklin on board.
Crisp $100 Bill - A preeminent figure in the world of business and finance. Global Tetrahedron is honored to have Mr. Franklin on board.
November 20, 2024 at 8:38 PM
We've done so much blow together.
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Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.
Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.
November 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron:
Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.
Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.
Just got to the studio. Podcasting mic all chewed up. Disgusting.
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Just got to the studio. Podcasting mic all chewed up. Disgusting.
Please stop DMing me. I already have wives.
November 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Please stop DMing me. I already have wives.
Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.
November 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Global Tetrahedron is committed to silencing all voices.
Redundant InfoWars employees will be laid off with a humane 25-gram cocktail of Brain Force and pentobarbital.
November 14, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Redundant InfoWars employees will be laid off with a humane 25-gram cocktail of Brain Force and pentobarbital.
To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.
November 14, 2024 at 10:36 PM
To all the pathetic reporters asking: I am not available for comment as I am currently submerged in an adrenochrome fountain.
Any muscle mass or male sex hormones previously derived from SuperMale Vitality will be rendered inactive on December 1.
November 14, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Any muscle mass or male sex hormones previously derived from SuperMale Vitality will be rendered inactive on December 1.
It has been a pleasure working with members of the Deep State, the global cabal of elites, and the United States shadow government to close this deal.
November 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
It has been a pleasure working with members of the Deep State, the global cabal of elites, and the United States shadow government to close this deal.
Infinite Growth Forever:
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November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Infinite Growth Forever:
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Read my full letter here: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
November 14, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Read my full letter here: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...
Put simply, we understand that The Onion is special, and Global Tetrahedron’s entire executive team is dedicated to extracting all the value we can from that specialness.
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘The Onion’
Since Global Tetrahedron bought this publication several months ago, there has been significant chatter about who our company is and what it represents. Much has been made of my past as a tech entrepr...
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August 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Put simply, we understand that The Onion is special, and Global Tetrahedron’s entire executive team is dedicated to extracting all the value we can from that specialness.