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every "tech genius" texts like "R U n Jeff go in to mailbo ??"
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
every "tech genius" texts like "R U n Jeff go in to mailbo ??"
Those covid precautions, they're just so polarizing. I am being polarized by Justin Trudeau closing the bars.
“divisiveness” is becoming a little bit of a tell
Sydney Sweeney tried again to address her American Eagle jeans ad controversy, saying she is ‘against hate and divisiveness.’
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Those covid precautions, they're just so polarizing. I am being polarized by Justin Trudeau closing the bars.
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it worked
I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it worked
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a Billy Crystal opening monologue song about Hamnet would save this nation
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
a Billy Crystal opening monologue song about Hamnet would save this nation
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Modal Premier League shirt sponsor: Thai gambling app; illegal to use in the UK and also in Thailand; no indentifiable owners; compaany may not actually exist
Modal MLS shirt sponsor: regional heathcare provider+hospital chain founded as part of shipbuilding conglomerate in WWII
Modal MLS shirt sponsor: regional heathcare provider+hospital chain founded as part of shipbuilding conglomerate in WWII
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Modal Premier League shirt sponsor: Thai gambling app; illegal to use in the UK and also in Thailand; no indentifiable owners; compaany may not actually exist
Modal MLS shirt sponsor: regional heathcare provider+hospital chain founded as part of shipbuilding conglomerate in WWII
Modal MLS shirt sponsor: regional heathcare provider+hospital chain founded as part of shipbuilding conglomerate in WWII
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smh at tonight's Pistons-Pacers matchup being gated by "Fanduel Sports Network"
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
smh at tonight's Pistons-Pacers matchup being gated by "Fanduel Sports Network"
My idea is for like a heartfelt poem written by a child, and it starts with the line: good things and bad things, many there are.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My idea is for like a heartfelt poem written by a child, and it starts with the line: good things and bad things, many there are.
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there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
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To be clear, the anti-Hitler wing of the party still supports extrajudicial killing of a class of humans they deem to be inferior
Cool how even senior GOP politicians now openly admit that the Republicans have a “Hitler sucks” wing and also another one that is not that
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
To be clear, the anti-Hitler wing of the party still supports extrajudicial killing of a class of humans they deem to be inferior
The problems are very good, and the causes are also good, but the exacerbations? I can't get behind all of those.
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The problems are very good, and the causes are also good, but the exacerbations? I can't get behind all of those.
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This is a real deep cut pardon because unlike the crypto guys he’s flat broke and the company is worthless, so they’re just pardoning him for the love of the game (the game is fraud)
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a real deep cut pardon because unlike the crypto guys he’s flat broke and the company is worthless, so they’re just pardoning him for the love of the game (the game is fraud)
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you know what, I love their commitment to the bit
October 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you know what, I love their commitment to the bit
I bet unschooling works really well because it teaches the kid that he is centre of the universe. Bad for society, but big advantage for the kid.
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I bet unschooling works really well because it teaches the kid that he is centre of the universe. Bad for society, but big advantage for the kid.
Peter dinklage may or may not be doing a matt berry voice at all times
October 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Peter dinklage may or may not be doing a matt berry voice at all times
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Seems quaint to recall today, but Jimmy Carter was forced to de-list his $PEANUT memecoin when he was elected president
August 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seems quaint to recall today, but Jimmy Carter was forced to de-list his $PEANUT memecoin when he was elected president
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The parallels between what’s happening now and what happened after Putin was first elected are inescapable.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Larry Ellison, a major stakeholder in CBS and Paramount, now has CNN, HBO and a major share of TikTok in his sights, William Cohan writes. If all goes as expected, Ellison is poised “to become one of the most powerful media and entertainment moguls America has ever seen.”
Larry Ellison, a major stakeholder in CBS and Paramount, now has CNN, HBO and a major share of TikTok in his sights, William Cohan writes. If all goes as expected, Ellison is poised “to become one of the most powerful media and entertainment moguls America has ever seen.”
Opinion | Larry Ellison Is Closing In on CNN, HBO and TikTok
Larry Ellison is now suddenly poised to become the most powerful media mogul America has ever seen.
nyti.ms
September 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The parallels between what’s happening now and what happened after Putin was first elected are inescapable.
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miss that guy www.splinter.com/if-you-truly...
If You Truly Care About Speech, You Will Invite Me to Your Office to Personally Call You a Dipshit
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
www.splinter.com
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
miss that guy www.splinter.com/if-you-truly...
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"A Hamas camera"
BREAKING: The Israeli military says its strike on a Gaza hospital that killed 20 people, including five journalists, was aimed at what it believed was a Hamas camera.
Israeli military says strike on Gaza hospital was targeting a Hamas camera
The Israeli military says its strike on a Gaza hospital that killed 20 people, including five journalists, was aimed at what military officials believed was a Hamas surveillance camera, as well as people they identified as militants.
bit.ly
August 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"A Hamas camera"
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Gonna do a backup of the normal_now thread…
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Gonna do a backup of the normal_now thread…
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I love that people seem to think that “luxury apartments” somehow means the apartments are made in such a way that makes them intrinsically cost more to rent and that there is a type of new construction that would result in the new building having lower rent than existing buildings
August 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I love that people seem to think that “luxury apartments” somehow means the apartments are made in such a way that makes them intrinsically cost more to rent and that there is a type of new construction that would result in the new building having lower rent than existing buildings
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Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
August 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
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The next James Bond should be a short, elderly, extremely nearsighted man who survives adventures he is unaware of through sheer luck
August 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The next James Bond should be a short, elderly, extremely nearsighted man who survives adventures he is unaware of through sheer luck
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Adding sugar packets to my diet coke, for health reasons
July 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Adding sugar packets to my diet coke, for health reasons