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Please don't feel obligated to follow me
Don't dm me for money, I was gonna dm you for money
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· Jan 11
explain your useename:
im a gnome named pixels
im a gnome named pixels
explain your useename:
Well, ya see ... all cops are bastards, yes all cops. That includes your cop aunt that doesn't do a racism IN FRONT OF YOU, or your cop dad who definitely does. Your cousin that writes parking tickets? They're a fucking bastard, homie.
Well, ya see ... all cops are bastards, yes all cops. That includes your cop aunt that doesn't do a racism IN FRONT OF YOU, or your cop dad who definitely does. Your cousin that writes parking tickets? They're a fucking bastard, homie.
Love when my brain wakes me up at 3am and then forces me to only have one line from this menzingers track looped in my head about how things used to be
fuck it we ball
youtu.be/wWEoQTvzoGM?...
fuck it we ball
youtu.be/wWEoQTvzoGM?...
The Menzingers - "Lookers"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Love when my brain wakes me up at 3am and then forces me to only have one line from this menzingers track looped in my head about how things used to be
fuck it we ball
youtu.be/wWEoQTvzoGM?...
fuck it we ball
youtu.be/wWEoQTvzoGM?...
Who the fuck listens to live albums
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Who the fuck listens to live albums
I’m trying to get better because I haven’t been my best
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I’m trying to get better because I haven’t been my best
It’s cool that bsky turned my notifications back on just so I didn’t miss someone letting me know they hate me even though they deleted it right afterwards like some kinda cowardly lion from a motion picture
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
It’s cool that bsky turned my notifications back on just so I didn’t miss someone letting me know they hate me even though they deleted it right afterwards like some kinda cowardly lion from a motion picture
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I could probably listen to Tracy Chapman all day but I guess I’ll go to work instead, like a fuckin’ dipshit moron
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I could probably listen to Tracy Chapman all day but I guess I’ll go to work instead, like a fuckin’ dipshit moron
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gyms could probably maximize attendance if they offered XP
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
gyms could probably maximize attendance if they offered XP
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AI can and is doing cool stuff across multiple scientific branches. It is useful technology, just not in the profit seeking corporate product model that is being pushed everywhere
Rebalancing the Gut: How AI Solved a 25-Year Crohn’s Disease Mystery
UC San Diego researchers have settled a decades-long debate surrounding the role of the first Crohn’s disease gene to be associated with a heightened risk for developing the auto-immune condition.
today.ucsd.edu
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
AI can and is doing cool stuff across multiple scientific branches. It is useful technology, just not in the profit seeking corporate product model that is being pushed everywhere
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fuck the police bro all raccoons know this 💯
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
fuck the police bro all raccoons know this 💯
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"Calm down there isn't going to be Nuremberg trials. And your guillotine memes are stupid."
Okay, nerd, guess I know who's fun at parties.
Okay, nerd, guess I know who's fun at parties.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"Calm down there isn't going to be Nuremberg trials. And your guillotine memes are stupid."
Okay, nerd, guess I know who's fun at parties.
Okay, nerd, guess I know who's fun at parties.
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Gimme the teat, boys, and free my hole
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Gimme the teat, boys, and free my hole
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Bush so big they accusing me of doing 9/11
November 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bush so big they accusing me of doing 9/11
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dick cheney died, mamdani won, and i am once again made aware of james corden. every moment of pleasure must be bought with a moment of pain
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
dick cheney died, mamdani won, and i am once again made aware of james corden. every moment of pleasure must be bought with a moment of pain
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nobody who is a good person plays a paladin, that's a science fact for ya, so jot it down ✍️
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
nobody who is a good person plays a paladin, that's a science fact for ya, so jot it down ✍️
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Pelosi retiring feels pretty good
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Pelosi retiring feels pretty good
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Please don’t take me to funky town.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Please don’t take me to funky town.
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Thursday, you say? Heh. Sure, man. I dunno. Doesn’t make a fucking difference to me,
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thursday, you say? Heh. Sure, man. I dunno. Doesn’t make a fucking difference to me,
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It’s crazy how many people have trouble shitting normal
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s crazy how many people have trouble shitting normal
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The bad news? You guessed it, it's woke
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed a cancer vaccine that has shown STUNNING results, PREVENTING up to 88% of MULTIPLE aggressive cancers by harnessing dual-pathway nanoparticles that train the immune system to recognize and destroy tumor cells. In some cases, it COMPLETELY prevented metastasis.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The bad news? You guessed it, it's woke
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Christmas Elf Hank Hill be like
"that toy ain't right"
"that toy ain't right"
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Christmas Elf Hank Hill be like
"that toy ain't right"
"that toy ain't right"
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reminding you all yet again that you don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
reminding you all yet again that you don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.