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“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
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hi i’m gunner stockton, welcome to jackass
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
hi i’m gunner stockton, welcome to jackass
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my goodness Trinidad making those three throws back to back to back
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
my goodness Trinidad making those three throws back to back to back
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McDonough's audible disgust at Ole Miss' catastrophic clock management >>>>
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
McDonough's audible disgust at Ole Miss' catastrophic clock management >>>>
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Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Indiana has broken Alabama's will in the sport of football.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
Just needed to see what that looked like typed out.
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Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Indiana fans can legally uproot an In-N-Out and take it home now
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every snap against Texas Tech
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
every snap against Texas Tech
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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mario in the locker room trying to resist the temptation to go jumbo and run clock coming out of ht
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
mario in the locker room trying to resist the temptation to go jumbo and run clock coming out of ht
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The plot of 1991's "BEETHOVEN" is that the absurdly large, misbehaving dog has escaped from a facility using large-skulled dogs to test FIREARM AMMUNITION, i.e. it's an animal-rights/anti-gun movie. Dean Jones plays the villain, satirizing having made Disney films in this same genre in the 60s.
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The plot of 1991's "BEETHOVEN" is that the absurdly large, misbehaving dog has escaped from a facility using large-skulled dogs to test FIREARM AMMUNITION, i.e. it's an animal-rights/anti-gun movie. Dean Jones plays the villain, satirizing having made Disney films in this same genre in the 60s.
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1. This is weird as fuck and should never ever happen
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
December 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
1. This is weird as fuck and should never ever happen
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
2. We got advanced stats for erections before a Dolphins playoff win
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
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Watching Love Island
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching Love Island
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
FCS is awesome because you look up and some white dude from Billings named Taco is absolutely shredding out there
God dang Texas A&M volleyball plays absolutely fearless and I love it!!!
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
God dang Texas A&M volleyball plays absolutely fearless and I love it!!!
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Carbon Monoxide Detector
eagles twitter: what's a good gift for a diehard eagles fan
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Carbon Monoxide Detector
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“and if you are invited to do an ‘iconic Jewish dance’ and you don’t see two people sitting in chairs held aloft by a crowd, do NOT do the dance”
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
“and if you are invited to do an ‘iconic Jewish dance’ and you don’t see two people sitting in chairs held aloft by a crowd, do NOT do the dance”
The volleyball semis are one set in and it’s already been awesome
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The volleyball semis are one set in and it’s already been awesome