Eden
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Eden
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Gaytarist
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March 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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One of those growing bits of ahistorical nonsense I see online is 'Games were just optimized better in the old days'.

Like fuck they were. The entire history of videogames is stuff barely running on intended hardware. Why do you think we've had ultra-low graphics options available since hte 90s?
March 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Siri help, she won't stop singing Pink Pony Club but saying Twink Brony club
March 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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i bit down into a mcdonalds cheeseburger and for a brief moment i was transported to an alternate reality devoid of conscious invention where humans are perpetually engaged in acts of fornication as biblical entities gleefully feed upon their unknowing mortal flesh in a morbid dance macabre
March 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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'Queer joy will not be erased!'

Good for you, but I live on queer disdain
February 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Oh you’re conservative? That’s a funny way to say chaser.
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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My favorite part of Zuckerberg's Joe Rogan interview is when he suggests there is not enough masculine energy at his company, where two out of every three employees is a man.
January 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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David Brooks: Jordan B Peterson is the most influential public intellectual in the Western world

Jordan B Peterson:
July 31, 2023 at 1:30 PM
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In Love Actually, the President of the United States is a sexual predator, a warmonger, and has no respect for our foreign allies. It’s very cruel of that movie to remind us of reality when it should entertain us.
December 27, 2024 at 12:34 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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December 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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arpeggios are not cute. composers only do this when they are in distress
December 18, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image.

All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.
December 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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Me if having a beautiful wife was illegal
December 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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i get why folks like to rate and rank game changer episodes, but for what it's worth, i don't like thinking about the series that way!! i like thinking about it a ~portfolio~ of evidence that will one day lead to my arrest
December 18, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's
Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's
REGINA, SK - In a groundbreaking speech, Dr. Jeremy Edgar of Fairmont Grover Health Research Institute, delivered new findings that the female body may have innate biological differences than male bod...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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success is not wealth, nor longevity, nor power. all these are temporary, ephemeral. success is when you get Pringles, the extruded potato snack
December 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM