Weed Detective
@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
Industrial problem solver
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I cannot sanction your buffoonery
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I cannot sanction your buffoonery
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@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
· Jan 27
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
When Bob & Sensei part ways and Bob screams 'Viva la revolución' that's the narrative equivalent of Austin Powers getting his mojo back
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
When Bob & Sensei part ways and Bob screams 'Viva la revolución' that's the narrative equivalent of Austin Powers getting his mojo back
Can they really just not understand that bodies/brains are all different from one another? Or is it something more sinister
Initially, some moms of autistic kids eagerly accepted vaccine lies, because that way they could reject the "refrigerator mother" hypothesis, which blamed autism on "cold" mothering.
Now, those same tired vaccine lies will likely be used to blame moms who choose to vaccinate their kids.
Now, those same tired vaccine lies will likely be used to blame moms who choose to vaccinate their kids.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Can they really just not understand that bodies/brains are all different from one another? Or is it something more sinister
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@costumemenagerie.bsky.social as Makima
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@costumemenagerie.bsky.social as Makima
Plan? Get a chainsaw and a couple dozen charcoal grills, problem solved
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Plan? Get a chainsaw and a couple dozen charcoal grills, problem solved
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French authorities are taking X to court because Grok is now doing straight up holocaust denial. Gas chambers intended for disinfection, cyanide residue tiny, ‘story’ persists because of taboo against critical examination. (Full translation in alt text)
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
French authorities are taking X to court because Grok is now doing straight up holocaust denial. Gas chambers intended for disinfection, cyanide residue tiny, ‘story’ persists because of taboo against critical examination. (Full translation in alt text)
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they’re just using the threat of fascism to bludgeon you into accepting their limp dicked non-opposition and protection of the status quo
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
they’re just using the threat of fascism to bludgeon you into accepting their limp dicked non-opposition and protection of the status quo
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Every time I'm waiting for school pickup time
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Every time I'm waiting for school pickup time
Had to bring @braybrayyy.bsky.social's all-time banger over here
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Had to bring @braybrayyy.bsky.social's all-time banger over here
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The Holy Trinity
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Holy Trinity
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you're hearing it more and more: 25th is in play bsky.app/profile/kyle...
The House Oversight Committee has subpoenaed J.P. Morgan and Deutsche Bank for Jeffrey Epstein's financial records. tinyurl.com/mtdt5ny8
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
you're hearing it more and more: 25th is in play bsky.app/profile/kyle...
Not gonna do all 5 right now but here's one:
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Not gonna do all 5 right now but here's one:
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Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular
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This! By removing plenty of adept customer service agents from the equation, corporations have shifted that administrative burden onto each of us who have other full-time jobs so that technology has become more of a nuisance than it is a help. Resolving an administrative problem shouldn’t take hours
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This! By removing plenty of adept customer service agents from the equation, corporations have shifted that administrative burden onto each of us who have other full-time jobs so that technology has become more of a nuisance than it is a help. Resolving an administrative problem shouldn’t take hours
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That’s why they call him Mr. MTM, short for Meeting The Moment bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Hakeem Jeffries defends the congresswoman who texted Jeffrey Epstein during a hearing, saying she "is not accused of violating any House rule, any law, any statute."
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
That’s why they call him Mr. MTM, short for Meeting The Moment bsky.app/profile/kenk...
That's not exactly the issue here my man
Hakeem Jeffries defends the congresswoman who texted Jeffrey Epstein during a hearing, saying she "is not accused of violating any House rule, any law, any statute."
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
That's not exactly the issue here my man
For my birthday in 8th grade a very kind friend snuck her VHS copy of SHOWGIRLS into my backpack as a birthday surprise
Norm, having watching a vhs copy of Species at a sleepover because someone’s older brother rented it for us from the video store: Everyone thinks it’s normal that this really hot alien wants to have sex with every dude she meets, except the diabetic guy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
For my birthday in 8th grade a very kind friend snuck her VHS copy of SHOWGIRLS into my backpack as a birthday surprise
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Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
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New design in my Threadless shop, STRIPPER DEVIL GIRL artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/stri...
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
New design in my Threadless shop, STRIPPER DEVIL GIRL artofcoop.threadless.com/designs/stri...
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Necessary action, not a "nice to have" and not something we can afford to support while we build something else
good evening. the democratic party must be destroyed.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Necessary action, not a "nice to have" and not something we can afford to support while we build something else
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There are like 3 “Trump helps pedos” stories JUST THIS WEEK
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There are like 3 “Trump helps pedos” stories JUST THIS WEEK
This guy just fuckin LOVES sexual predation. It's literally all I know about him. What an all-time piece of shit!
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This guy just fuckin LOVES sexual predation. It's literally all I know about him. What an all-time piece of shit!