Weed Detective
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@wolfmanzack.bsky.social
· Jan 27
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
The 24/7 channel is on a fucking HEATER right now, jeez
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 AM
The 24/7 channel is on a fucking HEATER right now, jeez
Get on my level
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Get on my level
"sir please do something about all the perverted satanists in the Epstein files" so how do they reconcile that they're asking this of the dude mentioned more than anyone besides Epstein himself? What exactly do they think is going on here
interesting thing going on on truth social right now is the amount of people disagreeing with trump on pam bondis hearing, they’re so pissed off by her performance lol
February 14, 2026 at 4:55 AM
"sir please do something about all the perverted satanists in the Epstein files" so how do they reconcile that they're asking this of the dude mentioned more than anyone besides Epstein himself? What exactly do they think is going on here
Another banger from that same episode: youtu.be/pbyHseP4NLo?...
Devil Can't Write No Love Song - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Another banger from that same episode: youtu.be/pbyHseP4NLo?...
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February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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So much bullshit could have been avoided if Ray was a better communicator. He's way up in his own head and whining like a little baby. If you just use your words like a grownup you could have avoided almost all of this shit homeboy
February 14, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So much bullshit could have been avoided if Ray was a better communicator. He's way up in his own head and whining like a little baby. If you just use your words like a grownup you could have avoided almost all of this shit homeboy
I really miss @upnextcriterion.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I really miss @upnextcriterion.bsky.social
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Every authority figure in existence doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you treat all bullies.
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Every authority figure in existence doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you treat all bullies.
One of the biggest grifters in modern music. Talentless hack. I hate this motherfucker
Biggest condolences to Jack Johnson who i’ve just noticed has comments turned off on instagram, presumably because many people have just clued in that he visually resembles Jeffrey Epstein to a shocking extent
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
One of the biggest grifters in modern music. Talentless hack. I hate this motherfucker
I'd rather lose my left hand than sit thru that
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I'd rather lose my left hand than sit thru that
I'm with you on this, I just cannot fucking stand Rami Malek. Literally any other actor in history would have elevated the material. He talks like a fucking chump and he's deeply unpleasant to look at even without all the makeup
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I'm with you on this, I just cannot fucking stand Rami Malek. Literally any other actor in history would have elevated the material. He talks like a fucking chump and he's deeply unpleasant to look at even without all the makeup
Been rewatching True Detective s1 and for my money it's still the single best season of TV ever made. I don't even give a fuck. It's unbeatable.
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Been rewatching True Detective s1 and for my money it's still the single best season of TV ever made. I don't even give a fuck. It's unbeatable.
Awful Bond villain and one of the worst actors in cinema history
February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Awful Bond villain and one of the worst actors in cinema history
✌️✌️✌️✌️ one of the whiniest bitches in NBA history, he will not be missed, wish he never wore my team's uniform ✌️✌️✌️✌️
Chris Paul announces he is officially retiring from basketball after 21 seasons, ending a Hall of Fame career.
The Toronto Raptors have waived Chris Paul.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
✌️✌️✌️✌️ one of the whiniest bitches in NBA history, he will not be missed, wish he never wore my team's uniform ✌️✌️✌️✌️
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if you’re losing elections it’s on you to figure out how to appeal to voters in future elections, not on disinterested people to vote for what they don’t want.
that’s the deal! that’s what elections are!
that’s the deal! that’s what elections are!
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
if you’re losing elections it’s on you to figure out how to appeal to voters in future elections, not on disinterested people to vote for what they don’t want.
that’s the deal! that’s what elections are!
that’s the deal! that’s what elections are!
Mine have a fuckin four day weekend!!
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Mine have a fuckin four day weekend!!
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Never say never. But certainly not soon enough.
History has shown these reckonings to have almost always fallen short, which is why I'm proposing what I call the "Lamppost Doctrine"
History has shown these reckonings to have almost always fallen short, which is why I'm proposing what I call the "Lamppost Doctrine"
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Never say never. But certainly not soon enough.
History has shown these reckonings to have almost always fallen short, which is why I'm proposing what I call the "Lamppost Doctrine"
History has shown these reckonings to have almost always fallen short, which is why I'm proposing what I call the "Lamppost Doctrine"
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Woke 2 is gonna make the original one look like a school field trip
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Woke 2 is gonna make the original one look like a school field trip