puke (was almost in Priscilla)
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I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
I’ve watched Red One 3 times in the span of a year
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’ve watched Red One 3 times in the span of a year
Started watching Tulsa King and i hate to report that its fire
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Started watching Tulsa King and i hate to report that its fire
Gotta have them Wings… and McCartney II!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gotta have them Wings… and McCartney II!!
Microdosed mushrooms today to get silly while running some errands, hopped on the subway and the woman sat in front of me is watching reels on facebook of toddlers getting surgery
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Microdosed mushrooms today to get silly while running some errands, hopped on the subway and the woman sat in front of me is watching reels on facebook of toddlers getting surgery
Just wrote a xmas csrd to my best friend and his fiancee and and after i sealed it up first thought was “fuck did i accidentally put a different name instead of hers and theyre gonna open it and i wrote a card to him and another woman” My mind is a waterfall
December 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Just wrote a xmas csrd to my best friend and his fiancee and and after i sealed it up first thought was “fuck did i accidentally put a different name instead of hers and theyre gonna open it and i wrote a card to him and another woman” My mind is a waterfall
Lanky streak of piss
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lanky streak of piss
I hate that chess is normalised
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I hate that chess is normalised
Friend reenacted a popular gif at trivia to “emote” and got the best laugh of the night. I did one back and no one liked the gif choice. Fuck my chud life.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Friend reenacted a popular gif at trivia to “emote” and got the best laugh of the night. I did one back and no one liked the gif choice. Fuck my chud life.
movie scenes that will be in my brain forever #163
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
movie scenes that will be in my brain forever #163
I have an abbreviated septum
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have an abbreviated septum
I’ve been noticing this habit i have more and more which is when im thinking about stuff and i get excited i stand up and walk around for like 10 seconds rhen sit back down again
December 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve been noticing this habit i have more and more which is when im thinking about stuff and i get excited i stand up and walk around for like 10 seconds rhen sit back down again
I might not be doing great but at least ive never said to myself “damn. I rly gotta quit energy drinks”
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I might not be doing great but at least ive never said to myself “damn. I rly gotta quit energy drinks”
big toothbrush comes into frame and brushes them all and then they become little angels and fly away and zap everyy ai data center and water flows into the oceans
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
big toothbrush comes into frame and brushes them all and then they become little angels and fly away and zap everyy ai data center and water flows into the oceans
They should invent a flash mob that kills you
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
They should invent a flash mob that kills you
Oop! Forgot to say on here that Abandonware Night was rescheduled. TO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! Playing old shitty tycoon games www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oop! Forgot to say on here that Abandonware Night was rescheduled. TO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! Playing old shitty tycoon games www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road is a soccer JRPG where u can also create a large tomato man. Stream edit just dropped
youtu.be/DQoMmfD0_aA
youtu.be/DQoMmfD0_aA
Slowpuke's Victory Road
YouTube video by slowpuke
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road is a soccer JRPG where u can also create a large tomato man. Stream edit just dropped
youtu.be/DQoMmfD0_aA
youtu.be/DQoMmfD0_aA
everyones favourites shows now are The Pitt… The Floor… The Paper… like. Whats next. The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe????
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
everyones favourites shows now are The Pitt… The Floor… The Paper… like. Whats next. The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe????
Yeah like, all my bills are just on my email now. I don’t get a single paper bill. Dude look— internet bill. Email. Its just in my email now. Phone bill’s in my email too. Dont get the paper ones ever.
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Yeah like, all my bills are just on my email now. I don’t get a single paper bill. Dude look— internet bill. Email. Its just in my email now. Phone bill’s in my email too. Dont get the paper ones ever.
Blackout drunk trudging up to the DJ at a nightclub filled mostly with college students and screaming over the noise to request he plays Mammagamma by The Alan Parsons Project
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Blackout drunk trudging up to the DJ at a nightclub filled mostly with college students and screaming over the noise to request he plays Mammagamma by The Alan Parsons Project
Live rn with Black & White. Chat bouta be the unction fr www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Live rn with Black & White. Chat bouta be the unction fr www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
My stream froze im back tho
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My stream froze im back tho