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I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
Two zoomers in the seats across the aisle each of them has 5 sandwiches in a ziploc bag. I take my airpod out for one second and i hear one of em go “Ice cream, bruh” while looking at his phone and now im looking away
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Two zoomers in the seats across the aisle each of them has 5 sandwiches in a ziploc bag. I take my airpod out for one second and i hear one of em go “Ice cream, bruh” while looking at his phone and now im looking away
Got to my seat on the train and i had to squeeze in front of the person in the aisle seat, said to em “Hey i’m in 7C… i’d be a very happy pirate!” And would u believe i got 0 reaction not even an exhale. Piicture of small ant with bindle
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Got to my seat on the train and i had to squeeze in front of the person in the aisle seat, said to em “Hey i’m in 7C… i’d be a very happy pirate!” And would u believe i got 0 reaction not even an exhale. Piicture of small ant with bindle
Me looking at my 6 am train leaving the station knowing damn well i could have made it if i didnt stay up till 3am getting the hansry cutscene in kingdom come deliverance 2
February 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Me looking at my 6 am train leaving the station knowing damn well i could have made it if i didnt stay up till 3am getting the hansry cutscene in kingdom come deliverance 2
Biggest condolences to Jack Johnson who i’ve just noticed has comments turned off on instagram, presumably because many people have just clued in that he visually resembles Jeffrey Epstein to a shocking extent
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Biggest condolences to Jack Johnson who i’ve just noticed has comments turned off on instagram, presumably because many people have just clued in that he visually resembles Jeffrey Epstein to a shocking extent
Having to take a shit ten minutes to my therapy session call that trauma dumping
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Having to take a shit ten minutes to my therapy session call that trauma dumping
Geese’s Cameron Winter? more like Geese Dodging Winter by flying south
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Geese’s Cameron Winter? more like Geese Dodging Winter by flying south
Baristas see ts and think “how can i clang this around as much as i can when it’s busy to make a point”
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Baristas see ts and think “how can i clang this around as much as i can when it’s busy to make a point”
The dickhead Retail Giant is back on his bullshit, closing stores. He has a fist of cruelty
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
The dickhead Retail Giant is back on his bullshit, closing stores. He has a fist of cruelty
That one fish in the pond who really likes the taste of copper
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
That one fish in the pond who really likes the taste of copper
Bruh, no one tell Elmer Fudd who was at the Super Bowl last night 😳😳😳😳
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Bruh, no one tell Elmer Fudd who was at the Super Bowl last night 😳😳😳😳
Best part about the TPUSA half time show was this man walking out on stage to teenage girls genuinely squealing for him. Looking like… well, just an alcoholic, really
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Best part about the TPUSA half time show was this man walking out on stage to teenage girls genuinely squealing for him. Looking like… well, just an alcoholic, really
Love getting a breakdown for a commercial audition that consists of “Just type on the computer in a relaxed way. Keep this relatable” girl fuck you. Yesss the way im on my computer like this too 😍 boots
February 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Love getting a breakdown for a commercial audition that consists of “Just type on the computer in a relaxed way. Keep this relatable” girl fuck you. Yesss the way im on my computer like this too 😍 boots
My boyfriend has golden retriever energy im always putting eggs in his mouth and making him carry them around without breaking them
February 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
My boyfriend has golden retriever energy im always putting eggs in his mouth and making him carry them around without breaking them
When a bad basketball player only makes Oscar bait movies call that Badknee Hooper
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
When a bad basketball player only makes Oscar bait movies call that Badknee Hooper
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
Post Malone made War Pigs sound like a racist song somehow
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Post Malone made War Pigs sound like a racist song somehow
Pharrell Williams is honoured at the Grammys for his achievement in developing Toronto condo buildings
February 2, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Pharrell Williams is honoured at the Grammys for his achievement in developing Toronto condo buildings
Lol @ Jelly Roll’s Jesus rant at the Grammys. What the fuck was that
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Lol @ Jelly Roll’s Jesus rant at the Grammys. What the fuck was that
Crushed it. Tysm to everyone who swung by
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Crushed it. Tysm to everyone who swung by
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Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there! twitch.tv/hcjustin
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Justin is live now for the Goo Crew's Smash ICE Friendslopathon and he's already raised almost $7,000! Stefan will be live in about an hour to play Mario Party with Justin, Ricky, and Northernlion! See you there! twitch.tv/hcjustin
We’re watching Tubi slop. I never knew how many shark movies a streaming service could possibly hold… www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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January 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
We’re watching Tubi slop. I never knew how many shark movies a streaming service could possibly hold… www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
Come watch some fucking 90 day fiance this season has been getting great feedback www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
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January 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Come watch some fucking 90 day fiance this season has been getting great feedback www.twitch.tv/slowpukelive
Schedule for this week at slowpukelive
January 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Schedule for this week at slowpukelive
They call it Sapporo because when i talk to the bartender i say “SoPour me another beer”
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
They call it Sapporo because when i talk to the bartender i say “SoPour me another beer”
Avril Laverne Troyer
January 23, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Avril Laverne Troyer