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smoltz just said "he's a one-man wrecking crew but he's had a lot of help" and I'm not gonna make it folks
October 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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the cheesy gordita crunch back of notre dame
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Hang the banner.
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Goodnight
September 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster
September 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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"Are you enjoying this app?"

Well, I was.
January 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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SEC did all that talking about Indiana just for Tennessee to get their shit kicked in by Ohio State worse than Indiana did
December 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get out of this entirely
June 7, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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i've identified a pattern in the offseason:

-the red sox express interest
-the yankees are rumored to be involved
-dodgers sign a guy
-blue jays are in talks
-orioles are free agency curious
-dodgers sign a guy
-mariners front office drops hints
-phillies leak intentions
-dodgers sign a guy
November 30, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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Its Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas Season now, bitch
November 29, 2024 at 6:36 AM
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Oklahoma rushing the field with 28 seconds left

So Sooners stealing land before they're allowed to, eh
November 24, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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I have been eating a lot more hot dogs lately and I've put on a little weight but on the plus side I've been eating a lot more hot dogs lately
July 25, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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when the butt thief is in town
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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PAC-12 CHAMPS
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Oregon State gets the win on this 54 yd FG
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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PAC-12 CHAMPIONS
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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using my make a wish to see the factory where the taco bell sauce packets are made and meet the people writing those delightful sayings on them
November 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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clouds really are big, if they ever turn against us we are fucked
November 17, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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drug PSAs always skip the part about how great it is to give in to peer pressure
November 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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One cool thing tv shows do sometimes is kill off the only likable character to let you know that the show doesn’t mess around and also that you can just do something else now
November 14, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Feels like it's been so long.
goms
April 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
GOMS
April 2, 2024 at 4:18 AM
goms
March 30, 2024 at 4:55 AM