Lee
@wizardtime.bsky.social
Dad, musician, engineer, cook, video gamer, dungeon master, probably an infrequent poster of a mixed bag of interests which you'd only care for about 20%.
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Lee
@wizardtime.bsky.social
· Sep 23
This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.
"I, too, was just a mayor once. He could become somebody important one day, like me."
lol. lmao.
lol. lmao.
What nauseates about Mayor Pete is that he’s an Atlantic Monthly-reading retiree’s idea of what a young (ok, 43-yr-old) person should be like. Thank god for competitive primaries
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"I, too, was just a mayor once. He could become somebody important one day, like me."
lol. lmao.
lol. lmao.
Might have started a modest minifig collection today, mostly stuff for an array of cool player characters. I got this big, cardboard-page battle map book for my birthday yesterday.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Might have started a modest minifig collection today, mostly stuff for an array of cool player characters. I got this big, cardboard-page battle map book for my birthday yesterday.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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Didn't even know we had a jet that connected the payload bay directly to the pilot's rectum. And now our adversaries know... well played.
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Didn't even know we had a jet that connected the payload bay directly to the pilot's rectum. And now our adversaries know... well played.
I've searched the whole flat earth and saved all of my Iraqi dinar for a medbed, and now just anyone can have one?
September 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I've searched the whole flat earth and saved all of my Iraqi dinar for a medbed, and now just anyone can have one?
This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.
September 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.
Zuck wearing a VR headset, screaming and breaking a bunch of chairs in the metaverse where no one can see him.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Zuck wearing a VR headset, screaming and breaking a bunch of chairs in the metaverse where no one can see him.
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Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk warns that Haitian migrants "will become your masters" if Trump loses the election
www.mediamatters.org
September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
RIGHT WING GUY: we will turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blood and rid the nation of their vile ideological sickness and anyone who isn't white (sees people joking about Charlie Kirk's death) NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR! we MUST turn the streets of america's cities into rivers of blo
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young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
"Our young men have sperm counts half what they ought to be," Kennedy said.
Vaccine Injuries, Violent Video Games, and Infertility Challenge: RFK Jr. Releases New MAHA 'Strategy' Report for Children
gizmodo.com
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said
young man, give your brain some more worms,
you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
The future has mannequin hands and is wearing Merrells.
September 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The future has mannequin hands and is wearing Merrells.
I just woke up from a new kind of nightmare:
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
August 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I just woke up from a new kind of nightmare:
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
We were hosting my son's 5th b-day, and only adults showed up. They all had excuses for their kids being sick or whatever, and they still decided to come. Some also brought friends who don't have kids.
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Mamaw ways it's my turn to be president
August 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mamaw ways it's my turn to be president
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Donald Trump, the American president, has died at the IQ of 79.
August 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Donald Trump, the American president, has died at the IQ of 79.
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The simple fact is, AI is the future, that's why companies keep forcing it on people who are begging them to stop.
It's like how when the Walkman was invented, Sony had to glue them to people's hands, because no one wanted to listen to music on the go. But now we all want that, because of the glue.
It's like how when the Walkman was invented, Sony had to glue them to people's hands, because no one wanted to listen to music on the go. But now we all want that, because of the glue.
YouTube’s Sneaky AI ‘Experiment’
The video platform is quietly using AI to “improve clarity” in uploaded content. Why?
www.theatlantic.com
August 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The simple fact is, AI is the future, that's why companies keep forcing it on people who are begging them to stop.
It's like how when the Walkman was invented, Sony had to glue them to people's hands, because no one wanted to listen to music on the go. But now we all want that, because of the glue.
It's like how when the Walkman was invented, Sony had to glue them to people's hands, because no one wanted to listen to music on the go. But now we all want that, because of the glue.
Dear @nintendousa.bsky.social, my 4 yr old has asked me why "Baby Waluigi" is not in Mario Kart. Please advise.
August 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Dear @nintendousa.bsky.social, my 4 yr old has asked me why "Baby Waluigi" is not in Mario Kart. Please advise.
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Gonna DM the first session of my feywild story arc tomorrow. I kind of just want to have this merchant guy walking around yelling shit like, "Stuff for sale! Come and touch an item for an implicit, nonverbal, binding, magical transaction!"
August 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gonna DM the first session of my feywild story arc tomorrow. I kind of just want to have this merchant guy walking around yelling shit like, "Stuff for sale! Come and touch an item for an implicit, nonverbal, binding, magical transaction!"
Company retreat coming up, and there had been a survey. No engineer I talked to voted for "hackathon" as the daytime group activity, but I'm pretty sure the CTO just chose "AI hackathon" for us. We wanted to touch grass.
August 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Company retreat coming up, and there had been a survey. No engineer I talked to voted for "hackathon" as the daytime group activity, but I'm pretty sure the CTO just chose "AI hackathon" for us. We wanted to touch grass.
Dumb people who think they're smarter than everyone, like RFK jr, will have a conspiracy for any gov-made medicine and tout whatever alternative creeps into their social feeds first, posing as "suppressed knowledge." They don't realize their dumb peers are just operating at "ouchie needles bad."
RFK jr. announces the NIH is working on a “universal vaccine” (actually a whole virus vaccine platform) that will be “safe and effective”. This is actually…fine? It’s being pitched as an alternative to the “dangerous” mRNA platform, which is dumb.
But the response from his people is…predictable.
But the response from his people is…predictable.
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Dumb people who think they're smarter than everyone, like RFK jr, will have a conspiracy for any gov-made medicine and tout whatever alternative creeps into their social feeds first, posing as "suppressed knowledge." They don't realize their dumb peers are just operating at "ouchie needles bad."
My wife and I finished Andor this week, so last night we watched rogue one because she'd never seen it. I remember it being one of my favorite SW movies, but coming right off of Andor, the scenes change too fast, and the music isn't subtle.
August 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My wife and I finished Andor this week, so last night we watched rogue one because she'd never seen it. I remember it being one of my favorite SW movies, but coming right off of Andor, the scenes change too fast, and the music isn't subtle.
Coldplay catching strays for doing God's work. Never heard a song of theirs that I didn't enjoy.
July 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Coldplay catching strays for doing God's work. Never heard a song of theirs that I didn't enjoy.
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Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
July 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.