"Good bill, we win; they cheat, they will lose."

Why do you think you can punish their cheating now when you have never been able to before? You and the cowards should quit. You're not up to the moment, and there are better people who could do your jobs.

This joke is less of an "Oof" and more of an "Orff"

Punishment for some of the worst crimes imaginable is to end up common like you, but still probably a lot richer.

The important thing is that he had an onion on his belt.

Just voted for you, good luck!

Why isn't he behind the podium? This doesn't look like a military address. It looks like it's his first time preaching. He sucks at this so bad.

The artist with actual talent is named Lionheart on Pinterest.

I became obsessed with this plane and the imaginary things it could do after my dad rented this from Blockbuster. Still my favorite plane.

You got my hopes so high that he was gonna do the voice in that video.

He'll be "far left" again in a month. They're gonna make sure he remains a nobody. They did it with Trump's would-be assassins. Both right-wing nutjobs with names no one remembers, but Trump gets to trot out the "violent left wing attacks on his life" anytime he likes without being challenged.

You might have to become a real newspaper if no one else is willing to do the work.

We're days away from Nate saying the "woke mind virus" infects bluesky, and then he'll get hired for the next season of the Twitter files.