Might have started a modest minifig collection today, mostly stuff for an array of cool player characters. I got this big, cardboard-page battle map book for my birthday yesterday.

This is my character for a dnd 1-shot using an awesome species and subclass from the crooked moon book. The better looking skeleton is an image I traced because I'm no good at this, but I'm practicing so I won't ever have to rely on AI image generators. His name is Rattlin' Scrivel Rackland.

The future has mannequin hands and is wearing Merrells.

Gonna DM the first session of my feywild story arc tomorrow. I kind of just want to have this merchant guy walking around yelling shit like, "Stuff for sale! Come and touch an item for an implicit, nonverbal, binding, magical transaction!"

I'm lucky they reached out to me to validate their "work" as a tech person, and I was dreading what I'd have to tell them after the text thread. However, after a long talk, they were not too proud to admit they were fooled into a very fantastic delusion. Here is a small snippet of our texts

"Groimes... Tha chayze din'nt werk, Groimes! I thawt tha chayze was ginna werk."

He's an ad I saw on Reddit just now. Really @washingtonpost.com ? How fucking pathetic are you? Shocked you'd even print this shit, but to advertise yourselves with it? Can subscribers pay with Trump meme coins?

*Getting a sense of how many bot followers I have*

My favorite part of the confirmation hearing was when Tim Kaine asked Hegseth how many of the squares contained traffic lights. Wasn't that hilarious, and how many btw?

D&D in December is the best D&D. Let's goooooo!!!!!

I cooked a wagyu filet with pan sauce and some butternut squash risotto last night. I don't know if people post their cooking on bsky or if I should. I never see food on my feed. Maybe this is my ticket into the food algorithm.

I won a Halloween chili cooking competition at my church with a slightly blasphemous submission.

Back to back meals on my griddler; God's perfect appliance.

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I've been proud to contribute probably over a dozen skeets and counting.

I'M GONNA SAY VIVAAAAAAA LAS VEGAS!!!