Green Eyed Forest Witch
@witchstephanie.bsky.social
Forest Queen . Midnight Witch . The Forest Is In My DNA 🍄
Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock, folk and classical). 💜 💍 Quirky southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦
I roll the ugliest joints.
Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock, folk and classical). 💜 💍 Quirky southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦
I roll the ugliest joints.
Watching a horror movie called Death Note and it finally dawned on me that’s Willem Dafoe’s voice!
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Watching a horror movie called Death Note and it finally dawned on me that’s Willem Dafoe’s voice!
I baked a cake and it looks atrocious. Like cake fail atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I baked a cake and it looks atrocious. Like cake fail atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Oh my, I have never seen my name in a title of a movie. The title concerns me…🤣
this years experiment was a massive success @weard.moe
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Oh my, I have never seen my name in a title of a movie. The title concerns me…🤣
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The Pickle will only use the scratcher if it is positioned in the single most inconvenient spot for human traffic. She has also claimed 2 air conditioner covers as her due.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Pickle will only use the scratcher if it is positioned in the single most inconvenient spot for human traffic. She has also claimed 2 air conditioner covers as her due.
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The hotel I stayed at in Boston text me that they want me to visit again. Like omg, so obsessed with me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The hotel I stayed at in Boston text me that they want me to visit again. Like omg, so obsessed with me.
And now I am going to smoke a jay and watch horror movies!
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
And now I am going to smoke a jay and watch horror movies!
Went for a long drive this Hallows Eve. It was beautiful, foggy, fall night. The best night of all. I listen to the Doors and took pictures of local pumpkins. 🎃
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Went for a long drive this Hallows Eve. It was beautiful, foggy, fall night. The best night of all. I listen to the Doors and took pictures of local pumpkins. 🎃
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃👻🫶🏻
The best day of the whole year, imo!
The best day of the whole year, imo!
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃👻🫶🏻
The best day of the whole year, imo!
The best day of the whole year, imo!
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It’s honestly sad how many people are out here wanting to have sex with a six foot emotionally intelligent man who reads, smells like cedar and sin, apologizes correctly, cooks shirtless, listens actively, and actually cares about your snack preferences, and aren’t.
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s honestly sad how many people are out here wanting to have sex with a six foot emotionally intelligent man who reads, smells like cedar and sin, apologizes correctly, cooks shirtless, listens actively, and actually cares about your snack preferences, and aren’t.
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🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
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When your farts smell like brimstone, that’s your demons rage-quitting your ass.
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When your farts smell like brimstone, that’s your demons rage-quitting your ass.
Oh my witchy stars! I’m sipping Tofino Old Growth Cedar gin and it’s tastes like a pine forest! So tasty and smooth. Yummy! 🌲 🌖
Cheers! 🥂
Cheers! 🥂
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh my witchy stars! I’m sipping Tofino Old Growth Cedar gin and it’s tastes like a pine forest! So tasty and smooth. Yummy! 🌲 🌖
Cheers! 🥂
Cheers! 🥂
I had a dream the other night that I saw Eugene Levy, in a cream coloured suit, at a tiki bar mixing drinks. as I approached he lifted those big eyebrows, winked at me while doing finger guns 😂.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a house and saying `` keep it real , homies . ''
Alt: The actor Eugene Levy in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a house with a nice hedge and saying `` keep it real , homies . ''
He has thick dark hair, bushy eyebrows and glasses and he’s pointing index fingers on both hands.
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October 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I had a dream the other night that I saw Eugene Levy, in a cream coloured suit, at a tiki bar mixing drinks. as I approached he lifted those big eyebrows, winked at me while doing finger guns 😂.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
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Them:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Them:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
We are entering into my favourite month! It’s spooky season and the start of mushroom season! 2 of this witch‘ favourite things. 💚 🧹🎃👻🧹 🧙 🍄🌲🐾 🍄🟫
October 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
We are entering into my favourite month! It’s spooky season and the start of mushroom season! 2 of this witch‘ favourite things. 💚 🧹🎃👻🧹 🧙 🍄🌲🐾 🍄🟫
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A bluesky bio so long you need a nap before you finish reading it.
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A bluesky bio so long you need a nap before you finish reading it.
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Loki and Thor. Members of the family as of yesterday. 🖤
September 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Loki and Thor. Members of the family as of yesterday. 🖤
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I'm blocked by 1175 people and I just know I can do better
September 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm blocked by 1175 people and I just know I can do better
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„Bílé kotě a snídaně.“ 🙈😅 To prý zaznělo dnes ráno u v depozitu u Terky… a hned na to Freddík vykulil oči: „Co tím jako myslíš teto? A druhou kapsičku mi dáš, když už je řeč o jídle?“ 😄
Freddie je statečný kluk; papá poctivě, aby nabral síly a mohl brzy vykročit vstříc
„Bílé kotě a snídaně.“ 🙈😅 To prý zaznělo dnes ráno u v depozitu u Terky… a hned na to Freddík vykulil oči: „Co tím jako myslíš teto? A druhou kapsičku mi dáš, když už je řeč o jídle?“ 😄
Freddie je statečný kluk; papá poctivě, aby nabral síly a mohl brzy vykročit vstříc
September 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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„Bílé kotě a snídaně.“ 🙈😅 To prý zaznělo dnes ráno u v depozitu u Terky… a hned na to Freddík vykulil oči: „Co tím jako myslíš teto? A druhou kapsičku mi dáš, když už je řeč o jídle?“ 😄
Freddie je statečný kluk; papá poctivě, aby nabral síly a mohl brzy vykročit vstříc
„Bílé kotě a snídaně.“ 🙈😅 To prý zaznělo dnes ráno u v depozitu u Terky… a hned na to Freddík vykulil oči: „Co tím jako myslíš teto? A druhou kapsičku mi dáš, když už je řeč o jídle?“ 😄
Freddie je statečný kluk; papá poctivě, aby nabral síly a mohl brzy vykročit vstříc
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Humans kill over 100 million sharks every year. Sharks kill fewer than ten humans worldwide. Remind me again who the monsters are? 🦈
Sharks on the Menu: Contamination, Exploitation, and Extinction
Sharks, rays, and skates have been on this planet for more than 400 million years, surviving mass extinctions that wiped out entire branches of life.
open.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Humans kill over 100 million sharks every year. Sharks kill fewer than ten humans worldwide. Remind me again who the monsters are? 🦈
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Don't make a hole thing about it but the butthole in me sees the butthole in you
September 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Don't make a hole thing about it but the butthole in me sees the butthole in you