Green Eyed Forest Witch
@witchstephanie.bsky.social
Forest Queen . Midnight Witch . The Forest Is In My DNA 🍄
Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock, folk and classical). 💜 💍 Quirky southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦
I roll the ugliest joints.
Horror Movies . Silly Humour. Art . Vegan . 420 . Music (blues, classic rock, folk and classical). 💜 💍 Quirky southpaw from BC Island 🇨🇦
I roll the ugliest joints.
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Crucifix dagger, Spain (circa 1650s)
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Crucifix dagger, Spain (circa 1650s)
This stuff is going to be the death of me 🪦😈
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
White Chocolate Flavored Peppermint Drizzled Kettle Corn | Angie's Boomchickapop
Did someone say white chocolate? Angie’s BOOMCHICKAPOP white chocolate peppermint popcorn is like if peppermint bark and popcorn had a holiday miracle.
www.boomchickapop.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This stuff is going to be the death of me 🪦😈
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
It’s so freaking good! Ugh
www.boomchickapop.com/seasonal-pop...
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[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[during sex] where’s the laugh track coming from?
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getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
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Sometimes other people make noise and I don't like that.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes other people make noise and I don't like that.
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when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
when you get all cozy then realize your snacks are way over there..
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Chipmunk
Bald Eagle
Red Tail Hawk
Buck
Bison
Chipmunk
Bald Eagle
Red Tail Hawk
Buck
Bison
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Chipmunk
Squirrel
Chickadee
Poodle
Chupacabra
Chipmunk
Squirrel
Chickadee
Poodle
Chupacabra
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
1. Moose
2. Grizzly Bear
3. Cougar
4. Deer
5. Otter
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Mama Told Me (Not To Come)
YouTube video by Three Dog Night - Topic
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December 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Watching a horror movie called Death Note and it finally dawned on me that’s Willem Dafoe’s voice!
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Watching a horror movie called Death Note and it finally dawned on me that’s Willem Dafoe’s voice!
I baked a cake and it looks atrocious. Like cake fail atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I baked a cake and it looks atrocious. Like cake fail atrocious. 🤣🤣🤣
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Tastes good but you have to close your eyes 😂.
Oh my, I have never seen my name in a title of a movie. The title concerns me…🤣
this years experiment was a massive success @weard.moe
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Oh my, I have never seen my name in a title of a movie. The title concerns me…🤣
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The Pickle will only use the scratcher if it is positioned in the single most inconvenient spot for human traffic. She has also claimed 2 air conditioner covers as her due.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Pickle will only use the scratcher if it is positioned in the single most inconvenient spot for human traffic. She has also claimed 2 air conditioner covers as her due.
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The hotel I stayed at in Boston text me that they want me to visit again. Like omg, so obsessed with me.
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The hotel I stayed at in Boston text me that they want me to visit again. Like omg, so obsessed with me.
And now I am going to smoke a jay and watch horror movies!
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
And now I am going to smoke a jay and watch horror movies!
Went for a long drive this Hallows Eve. It was beautiful, foggy, fall night. The best night of all. I listen to the Doors and took pictures of local pumpkins. 🎃
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Went for a long drive this Hallows Eve. It was beautiful, foggy, fall night. The best night of all. I listen to the Doors and took pictures of local pumpkins. 🎃
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
I explored the dark forest and let my soul frolic with my ancient ancestors. 🫶🏻🌖👻🎃 🧙 🧹 🦇
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃👻🫶🏻
The best day of the whole year, imo!
The best day of the whole year, imo!
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Happy Halloween! 👽🎃👻🫶🏻
The best day of the whole year, imo!
The best day of the whole year, imo!
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It’s honestly sad how many people are out here wanting to have sex with a six foot emotionally intelligent man who reads, smells like cedar and sin, apologizes correctly, cooks shirtless, listens actively, and actually cares about your snack preferences, and aren’t.
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s honestly sad how many people are out here wanting to have sex with a six foot emotionally intelligent man who reads, smells like cedar and sin, apologizes correctly, cooks shirtless, listens actively, and actually cares about your snack preferences, and aren’t.
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🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.
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When your farts smell like brimstone, that’s your demons rage-quitting your ass.
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When your farts smell like brimstone, that’s your demons rage-quitting your ass.
Oh my witchy stars! I’m sipping Tofino Old Growth Cedar gin and it’s tastes like a pine forest! So tasty and smooth. Yummy! 🌲 🌖
Cheers! 🥂
Cheers! 🥂
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh my witchy stars! I’m sipping Tofino Old Growth Cedar gin and it’s tastes like a pine forest! So tasty and smooth. Yummy! 🌲 🌖
Cheers! 🥂
Cheers! 🥂
I had a dream the other night that I saw Eugene Levy, in a cream coloured suit, at a tiki bar mixing drinks. as I approached he lifted those big eyebrows, winked at me while doing finger guns 😂.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a house and saying `` keep it real , homies . ''
Alt: The actor Eugene Levy in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a house with a nice hedge and saying `` keep it real , homies . ''
He has thick dark hair, bushy eyebrows and glasses and he’s pointing index fingers on both hands.
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October 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I had a dream the other night that I saw Eugene Levy, in a cream coloured suit, at a tiki bar mixing drinks. as I approached he lifted those big eyebrows, winked at me while doing finger guns 😂.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
To be fair this isn’t my first Eugene Levy dream.
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Them:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Them:
What are your plans tonight?
Me:
What are your plans tonight?
Me: