The Unblockable Wiseguy Brown
@wiseguysix.bsky.social
Lawyer, movie lover, newly minted Democrat, childless maker of dad jokes. #Kodos2024
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April 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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America’s foremost expert on not being up to the task has weighed in!
These people are clearly not up for the job.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social. theatln.tc/AmsjsuT6
March 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
America’s foremost expert on not being up to the task has weighed in!
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Good advice from someone familiar with Social Security
In the, apparently increasingly likely, event that someone doesn't receive their Social Security benefit I would recommend that your first stop not be trying to call SSA directly. Report it to your local Congressperson or Senator's office, using their website constituent services form if possible
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The most obvious thing about this is it is evil and sociopathic. But there’s another element: speaking as someone who has both prosecuted fraudsters and defended people very wrongfully accused of being fraudsters, it’s absolute bullshit.
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March 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Good advice from someone familiar with Social Security
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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Well, I'm sure she won't do anything anti-worker that future Democratic primary challengers could stuff them with.
The Senate just voted 67-32 to confirm Lori Chavez-DeRemer as labor secretary, which means a lot of Dems voted for her. During a fucking constitutional crisis.
March 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Well, I'm sure she won't do anything anti-worker that future Democratic primary challengers could stuff them with.
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Jesus what an absolutely useless party.
Stupid and Evil will continue to beat stupid and useless.
Stupid and Evil will continue to beat stupid and useless.
March 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Jesus what an absolutely useless party.
Stupid and Evil will continue to beat stupid and useless.
Stupid and Evil will continue to beat stupid and useless.
#Bales2025FilmChallenge
@januarymovie.bsky.social @krazykeithrules.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social
March 11-A Movie that Takes Place in Close Quarters
The Genius Club (2006)
(A wonderfully batshit religious movie. A madman (Tom Sizemore, acting his ass off) has planted a nuke under DC...
@januarymovie.bsky.social @krazykeithrules.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social
March 11-A Movie that Takes Place in Close Quarters
The Genius Club (2006)
(A wonderfully batshit religious movie. A madman (Tom Sizemore, acting his ass off) has planted a nuke under DC...
March 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
#Bales2025FilmChallenge
@januarymovie.bsky.social @krazykeithrules.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social
March 11-A Movie that Takes Place in Close Quarters
The Genius Club (2006)
(A wonderfully batshit religious movie. A madman (Tom Sizemore, acting his ass off) has planted a nuke under DC...
@januarymovie.bsky.social @krazykeithrules.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social
March 11-A Movie that Takes Place in Close Quarters
The Genius Club (2006)
(A wonderfully batshit religious movie. A madman (Tom Sizemore, acting his ass off) has planted a nuke under DC...
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[watching anora] nobody in this movie would last two days at a conclave
March 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
[watching anora] nobody in this movie would last two days at a conclave
March 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Your Outie doesn't spend the entire week complaining about missing an hour of sleep.
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Your Outie doesn't spend the entire week complaining about missing an hour of sleep.
#Bales2025FilmChallenge @januarymovie.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social
March 10-Films that You Think @ithrah69 Would Like
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)
A young chess prodigy learns the game from two very different coaches
March 10-Films that You Think @ithrah69 Would Like
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)
A young chess prodigy learns the game from two very different coaches
a man in a military uniform is standing in a dark room and says `` there it is ! ''
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a dark room and says `` there it is ! ''
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March 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
#Bales2025FilmChallenge @januarymovie.bsky.social @quirkyfilms.bsky.social
March 10-Films that You Think @ithrah69 Would Like
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)
A young chess prodigy learns the game from two very different coaches
March 10-Films that You Think @ithrah69 Would Like
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)
A young chess prodigy learns the game from two very different coaches
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Last week I said that the pentagon needs to start planning for what happens when the Germans give us the boot and the Canadians deny their airspace to our military craft and it seemed like wild supposition even to me.
But! We are running headlong towards that reality.
But! We are running headlong towards that reality.
March 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Last week I said that the pentagon needs to start planning for what happens when the Germans give us the boot and the Canadians deny their airspace to our military craft and it seemed like wild supposition even to me.
But! We are running headlong towards that reality.
But! We are running headlong towards that reality.
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Overwhelmingly the biggest saving that Musk has delivered to the American people is that they can now buy Tesla stock much more cheaply.
Tesla stock has lost one-third of its value since Trump became president and Musk became whatever he is now.
The company was worth $1.35 TRILLION dollars then. It's worth $929 Billion now. That's a loss of $421 billion
The company was worth $1.35 TRILLION dollars then. It's worth $929 Billion now. That's a loss of $421 billion
February 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Overwhelmingly the biggest saving that Musk has delivered to the American people is that they can now buy Tesla stock much more cheaply.
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More divorce than man
My favorite part of the Bezos letter is when he says "we must commit ourselves to freedom by only printing words I personally wish to see"
February 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
More divorce than man
Are we taking bets on how many people answered 'Your mom' to the question of what they did last week?
“Two sources familiar with the matter, including a Trump administration official, tell Rolling Stone that the replies to the recent Musk OPM email have been flooded with pranks and, in the words of the Trump official, “very rude” emails listing fake, vulgar “accomplishments,”…
oh no too bad. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
February 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Are we taking bets on how many people answered 'Your mom' to the question of what they did last week?
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If you’re not in the NWFP Discord, you should be. It’s been popping off: discord.gg/PF8wCbRT
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February 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you’re not in the NWFP Discord, you should be. It’s been popping off: discord.gg/PF8wCbRT
Does Elon make his baby mamas submit weekly email summaries too?
February 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Does Elon make his baby mamas submit weekly email summaries too?
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1. Monday - fell apart
2. Tuesday - broke my heart
3. Wednesday - same
4. Thursday - didn't even start
5. Friday - I'm in love
2. Tuesday - broke my heart
3. Wednesday - same
4. Thursday - didn't even start
5. Friday - I'm in love
The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is HR@opm.gov, so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit
February 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
1. Monday - fell apart
2. Tuesday - broke my heart
3. Wednesday - same
4. Thursday - didn't even start
5. Friday - I'm in love
2. Tuesday - broke my heart
3. Wednesday - same
4. Thursday - didn't even start
5. Friday - I'm in love
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If I were an evil prick I would let everyone know that elon's reply email for federal workers to list what they did for the last week is hr@opm.gov.
Good thing I'm not, people could REALLY just overwhelm his bullshit with so much more bullshit...
Good thing I'm not, people could REALLY just overwhelm his bullshit with so much more bullshit...
February 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If I were an evil prick I would let everyone know that elon's reply email for federal workers to list what they did for the last week is hr@opm.gov.
Good thing I'm not, people could REALLY just overwhelm his bullshit with so much more bullshit...
Good thing I'm not, people could REALLY just overwhelm his bullshit with so much more bullshit...
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
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Dear Mr. Musk:
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom
I hope this answers any questions you might have, son.
Sincerely,
Kiss my ass
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom
I hope this answers any questions you might have, son.
Sincerely,
Kiss my ass
February 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Dear Mr. Musk:
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom
I hope this answers any questions you might have, son.
Sincerely,
Kiss my ass
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom
I hope this answers any questions you might have, son.
Sincerely,
Kiss my ass
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OH MAN I WANT THAT EMAIL ADDRESS. Can you imagine the hilarious employee names we can make up and the long lists of shit that we got done last week? We could send thousands of them.
February 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
OH MAN I WANT THAT EMAIL ADDRESS. Can you imagine the hilarious employee names we can make up and the long lists of shit that we got done last week? We could send thousands of them.
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February 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM