William McKinnerney
@williammck.net
constantly online. he/him/his. 🏳️🌈 (posts are mine and may not reflect employers’ views)
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Heyo #WordPress friends, we’re here 👉 @wpengine.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Heyo #WordPress friends, we’re here 👉 @wpengine.bsky.social
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If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet
December 7, 2024 at 4:34 AM
If you don't realize that nothing hits harder than a glass of cool, crisp water, then you haven't found the right water yet
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Cop: you're going to prison for forgery
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
December 6, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Cop: you're going to prison for forgery
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now
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“Create an account?” Hell YES, I don’t have enough of those! 👍
December 7, 2024 at 5:33 AM
“Create an account?” Hell YES, I don’t have enough of those! 👍
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we live in hell part 1000: my high school friend's mom died so I sent flowers for the funeral and now the obituary website is emailing me about their AI obituary tool
December 6, 2024 at 8:28 PM
we live in hell part 1000: my high school friend's mom died so I sent flowers for the funeral and now the obituary website is emailing me about their AI obituary tool
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
Ea-nāṣir lived in n. 1 Old Street (this is a modern name completely fabricated by Sir Leonard Wooley, the excavator at the time) of area AH. This home was finely built and stood with an area of 110 m2, an average home in this neighborhood being about 70 m2.
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
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the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god
November 27, 2024 at 12:09 AM
the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god
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hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
November 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
hey. dont let the haters pull the tip of your penis & then let go to see the cartoonish sound it makes. you got this.
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I also think the closure of liberal arts schools and the constant attacks on wide-ranging humanist educations are part of a push against the masses being taught critical thinking.
Which sounds conspiratorial, but come on, this is getting real blatant.
Which sounds conspiratorial, but come on, this is getting real blatant.
Thinking about how many kids I went to the now-closing Simon’s Rock with-a weird school stressing critical thinking, love of knowledge, and liberal arts - *weren’t* rich. Brilliant people with scholarships.
Feels like the end of an era where you didn’t need independent wealth to study like that.
Feels like the end of an era where you didn’t need independent wealth to study like that.
November 22, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I also think the closure of liberal arts schools and the constant attacks on wide-ranging humanist educations are part of a push against the masses being taught critical thinking.
Which sounds conspiratorial, but come on, this is getting real blatant.
Which sounds conspiratorial, but come on, this is getting real blatant.
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got into a huge fight with my friend over not using alt text on images and, well, i’ll spare you the graphic details
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 AM
got into a huge fight with my friend over not using alt text on images and, well, i’ll spare you the graphic details
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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does
That's why I think of running everyday
That's why I think of running everyday
November 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does
That's why I think of running everyday
That's why I think of running everyday
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ok it all worked out in the end
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
ok it all worked out in the end
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Capitalism breeds innovation
October 22, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Capitalism breeds innovation
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this app's cooked paul
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 PM
this app's cooked paul
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people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
people just showing up to bluesky: there's not enough political conflict here
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
bluesky, for the entire first year and a half of its existence:
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Still thinking about that one jellyfish that only has a butthole when it wants to.
November 16, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Still thinking about that one jellyfish that only has a butthole when it wants to.