Lana Berry
@lanaberry.bsky.social
who even knows anymore
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Lana Berry
@lanaberry.bsky.social
· Apr 18
i'm doing an experiment
also hi long time, no see
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hi friends i (FINALLY) launched my substack today where i will be doing a year-long experiment and i would obviously love to have you along for the journey so pls subscribe
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Ah a callback to such simpler times 🥲 Where is @lanaberry.bsky.social when we need her?
We still have soooo much longer to go for true #weirdbaseball though. Also I don't have ice cream if it got that far.
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ah a callback to such simpler times 🥲 Where is @lanaberry.bsky.social when we need her?
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After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero
October 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I believe it was @lanaberry.bsky.social who once pointed out that one of the great things about having playoff games on Turner networks is, right now, the number of people pissed that they have to watch Cubs-Brewers on TNT instead of Battleship is not zero
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🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck,
truck, truck
truck, truck
July 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🎶Cal has Dumps like a truck,
truck, truck
truck, truck
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imagination is about filling in the blanks
July 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
imagination is about filling in the blanks
does this need context @mollyknight.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
does this need context @mollyknight.bsky.social
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I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder
side note: cowser bobblehead is nightmare fuel
July 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I would pay a lot of money to have been in the design meeting where they discussed how to do the udder
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the reason for the season
July 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the reason for the season
happy 4th of july to hot dog bird and no one else
July 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
happy 4th of july to hot dog bird and no one else
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my life got significantly better when i started walking 2 miles to the silverlake trader joe’s instead of having an anxiety attack in the parking lot once a week
June 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my life got significantly better when i started walking 2 miles to the silverlake trader joe’s instead of having an anxiety attack in the parking lot once a week
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Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next
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EVERY POST YOU MAKE DETERMINES THE FUTURE OF THIS WEBSITE. I see you all posting things like “beefus blortus” and “she beef on my blort until I blop it” and YOU ARE NOT ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF THIS SERIOUS WEBSITE
May 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
EVERY POST YOU MAKE DETERMINES THE FUTURE OF THIS WEBSITE. I see you all posting things like “beefus blortus” and “she beef on my blort until I blop it” and YOU ARE NOT ADVANCING THE CAUSE OF THIS SERIOUS WEBSITE
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We'll need to raise the funds first, and that's where the town-favorite labrador is going to help us.
May 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We'll need to raise the funds first, and that's where the town-favorite labrador is going to help us.
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or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
We can save Bluesky if we all work really hard and finally start posting good.
May 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
or we could put on the best talent show this town has ever seen
god after creating adam and eve:
this place is okay but i wish it had more annoying people and more evil people
May 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
god after creating adam and eve:
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DR FRANKENSTEIN (to the peasants camped outside with pitchforks): Have you considered being cooler
May 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
DR FRANKENSTEIN (to the peasants camped outside with pitchforks): Have you considered being cooler
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i’m the hot dog octopus
May 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i’m the hot dog octopus
i can’t wait to see how they screw this up
BREAKING: The Mavericks have won the 2025 NBA Draft Lottery.
Dallas had 1.8% odds to win the No. 1 pick entering today.
Dallas had 1.8% odds to win the No. 1 pick entering today.
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i can’t wait to see how they screw this up
may gilly’s 4th birthday be with you
May 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
may gilly’s 4th birthday be with you