unoservix
@unoservix.bsky.social
paralegal. filled with monads.
he/him/his
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Dictatorships 101, Week 3, guest lecture
Your Praetorian Guards: Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You. Don't Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You.
Your Praetorian Guards: Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You. Don't Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You.
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Dictatorships 101, Week 3, guest lecture
Your Praetorian Guards: Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You. Don't Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You.
Your Praetorian Guards: Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You. Don't Take Care of Them, and They'll Take Care of You.
girl scout cookie season has begun and i have already succumbed
February 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
girl scout cookie season has begun and i have already succumbed
do you want heroes in a half shell? because this is how you get heroes in a half shell
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
do you want heroes in a half shell? because this is how you get heroes in a half shell
"genitally underprivileged" i gotta remember that one
Genitally Underprivileged History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is fat, a Native American or part of the Tories or even someone who has AuDHD. You should reevaluate your Genitally Underprivileged privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"genitally underprivileged" i gotta remember that one
pouring one out for that girl who bit trump's dick, that's legendary
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
pouring one out for that girl who bit trump's dick, that's legendary
dang
NEWS: Judge Biery has ordered the release of 5-year-old Liam Ramos. A thunderous rebuke against ICE’s violent campaign in Minnesota. Read the order below.
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Link:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Order – #9 in Conejo Arias v. Noem (W.D. Tex., 5:26-cv-00415) – CourtListener.com
OPINION AND ORDER OF THE COURT--The Court finds that the Constitution of these United States trumps this administration's detention of petitioner Adrian Conejo Arias and his minor son, L.C.R. The Grea...
storage.courtlistener.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
dang
and how!
Can we normalize bullying?
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 AM
and how!
if i was a billionaire i would have a volcanic lair, from which i would drill down into the earth's core and detonate nuclear bombs there
perhaps i would be assisted by my languid and exotic female companion who is a ninja but always wears cocktail dresses and answers to "Gold Pussy" or something
perhaps i would be assisted by my languid and exotic female companion who is a ninja but always wears cocktail dresses and answers to "Gold Pussy" or something
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
if i was a billionaire i would have a volcanic lair, from which i would drill down into the earth's core and detonate nuclear bombs there
perhaps i would be assisted by my languid and exotic female companion who is a ninja but always wears cocktail dresses and answers to "Gold Pussy" or something
perhaps i would be assisted by my languid and exotic female companion who is a ninja but always wears cocktail dresses and answers to "Gold Pussy" or something
i would like to think he had never heard this joke about his name at all ever in his life and this photo is capturing the exact moment someone explains it to him
Salute 🫡
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
i would like to think he had never heard this joke about his name at all ever in his life and this photo is capturing the exact moment someone explains it to him
the Dad Rock Caucus is turning
Dave Matthews Band just reposted on twitter Dave’s cover of Buffalo Springfield’s “For What It's Worth” with recent images from Minnesota
www.instagram.com/reel/DUEOf_y...
www.instagram.com/reel/DUEOf_y...
emily_krebs_5 on Instagram
www.instagram.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 PM
the Dad Rock Caucus is turning
if this was part of a strategy to create space for fence-sitters and moderates to come around to the "abolish ICE" position, then okay...but i don't really trust Schumer et al to be that savvy
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
if this was part of a strategy to create space for fence-sitters and moderates to come around to the "abolish ICE" position, then okay...but i don't really trust Schumer et al to be that savvy
old vet called with a reminder for a checkup for my cat Sally, the one i had to put down 10 months ago because of Sudden Surprise Untreatable Fast-Moving Cancer
feelsbadman.jpg
feelsbadman.jpg
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
old vet called with a reminder for a checkup for my cat Sally, the one i had to put down 10 months ago because of Sudden Surprise Untreatable Fast-Moving Cancer
feelsbadman.jpg
feelsbadman.jpg
i wonder what happens if a hypothetical future government were to deem ICE a terrorist organization
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
i wonder what happens if a hypothetical future government were to deem ICE a terrorist organization
i wish i could speak half as confidently about things i know everything about as the legal assistant does about things she knows nothing about
January 22, 2026 at 9:55 PM
i wish i could speak half as confidently about things i know everything about as the legal assistant does about things she knows nothing about
if they'll do it to a toddler, they'll do it to you
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
if they'll do it to a toddler, they'll do it to you
lol all these people going all "good! this is what we need! destroy the economy!" are going to be rather surprised when their jobs disappear and their 401ks evaporate and their savings become worthless too
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
lol all these people going all "good! this is what we need! destroy the economy!" are going to be rather surprised when their jobs disappear and their 401ks evaporate and their savings become worthless too
urinal in the men's room at work turns into niagara falls and floods the entire bathroom, i appear to have the hot hand when it comes to plumbing problems today
buying a new plunger to unclog my fuckin toilet! definitely something i wanna be doing at 2 in the fuckin morning
January 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
urinal in the men's room at work turns into niagara falls and floods the entire bathroom, i appear to have the hot hand when it comes to plumbing problems today
buying a new plunger to unclog my fuckin toilet! definitely something i wanna be doing at 2 in the fuckin morning
January 19, 2026 at 10:13 AM
buying a new plunger to unclog my fuckin toilet! definitely something i wanna be doing at 2 in the fuckin morning
joe biden doesn't deserve the nobel peace prize but can you imagine if they gave him one
Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 AM
joe biden doesn't deserve the nobel peace prize but can you imagine if they gave him one
i miss boston market
that chicken carver sandwich and mac and cheese combo warmed my soul
that chicken carver sandwich and mac and cheese combo warmed my soul
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
i miss boston market
that chicken carver sandwich and mac and cheese combo warmed my soul
that chicken carver sandwich and mac and cheese combo warmed my soul
matthew stafford is more powerful than god and the pope
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
matthew stafford is more powerful than god and the pope
roses are red
violets are near
violets are near
Fatberg the size of four buses likely birthed poo balls that closed Sydney beaches – and it can’t be cleared
Exclusive: Secret report suggests fats, oils and grease accumulate in ‘inaccessible dead zone’ at Malabar plant, then dislodge when pumping pressure ‘rapidly increases’
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
roses are red
violets are near
violets are near
finally, a national security policy i can get behind
Horrible geese are fucking disgusting and won't exist under federalism
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
finally, a national security policy i can get behind