unoservix
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paralegal. filled with monads.
he/him/his
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What your dick is about to do is going to be unusual, uncommon, out of the ordinary. You’re going to see rivers where there should be dry places. That’s why you can’t figure it out. It’s not going to be logical.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
What your dick is about to do is going to be unusual, uncommon, out of the ordinary. You’re going to see rivers where there should be dry places. That’s why you can’t figure it out. It’s not going to be logical.
can't work today, the witch of november came stealin'
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
can't work today, the witch of november came stealin'
i, in my hubris, my vanity, entered Costco on a Saturday afternoon, where all is beyond God's sight, protection, and forgiveness, and only the strongest survive.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i, in my hubris, my vanity, entered Costco on a Saturday afternoon, where all is beyond God's sight, protection, and forgiveness, and only the strongest survive.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
i obtained my discounted pharmaceutical bauble. and yet, one day it will run out, but the scars will be forever.
Subway should run a nationwide sale today
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Subway should run a nationwide sale today
surprised to see Prop 50 doing so well in Orange County
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
surprised to see Prop 50 doing so well in Orange County
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
the political demographics, they are a-changin'
ouch
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.” Fucking SAVAGE for him to invoke Mario Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
ouch
anyways i really like how andrew cuomo is doing the "avengers assemble" scene but with all the worst people in the world
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
anyways i really like how andrew cuomo is doing the "avengers assemble" scene but with all the worst people in the world
preventing you from having to go see your MAGA relatives might actually make him more popular
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
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November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
preventing you from having to go see your MAGA relatives might actually make him more popular
real question is whether the progressives keep supporting him after he sends the NYPD to crack down a protest that gets too rowdy -- which, once he's in that chair, he will have no choice but to do
I think New York City is so hungry for any kind of movement that even that amount would be enough to re-elect him. Remember that Mayor of New York is an eight-year job unless you take bags of money from Turks.
Question is whether the progressive will keep supporting him if he can only deliver 20 to 30 percent.
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
real question is whether the progressives keep supporting him after he sends the NYPD to crack down a protest that gets too rowdy -- which, once he's in that chair, he will have no choice but to do
i am sad that i won't be able to make any war of 1812 jokes when the winning team goes to the white house next year, but as a decent consolation prize, my entire bsky feed has erupted in sooooooooo much salt
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i am sad that i won't be able to make any war of 1812 jokes when the winning team goes to the white house next year, but as a decent consolation prize, my entire bsky feed has erupted in sooooooooo much salt
the legend of yoshinobu yamamoto
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the legend of yoshinobu yamamoto
total sicko shit going on here, i'll tell you what
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
total sicko shit going on here, i'll tell you what
oh god don't make this one go 18 innings too
November 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
oh god don't make this one go 18 innings too
i would actually respect dave roberts if he brings in blake treinen for this
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i would actually respect dave roberts if he brings in blake treinen for this
one thing about the AI bubble burst i'm looking forward to is when OpenAI is out of business and Sam Altman has officially relocated to Moscow, that should cut down on clients sending me AI bullshit trying to tell me how to do my job
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
one thing about the AI bubble burst i'm looking forward to is when OpenAI is out of business and Sam Altman has officially relocated to Moscow, that should cut down on clients sending me AI bullshit trying to tell me how to do my job
apropos of nothing, getting a dystopian alternate universe fiction idea now of a democrat* who uses the GOP-augmented imperial power of the presidency to institute an actual totalitarian dictatorship
*a democrat showing any sort of leadership, even evil leadership, is how you know it's fictional
*a democrat showing any sort of leadership, even evil leadership, is how you know it's fictional
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
apropos of nothing, getting a dystopian alternate universe fiction idea now of a democrat* who uses the GOP-augmented imperial power of the presidency to institute an actual totalitarian dictatorship
*a democrat showing any sort of leadership, even evil leadership, is how you know it's fictional
*a democrat showing any sort of leadership, even evil leadership, is how you know it's fictional
roses are red
violet's a flower
violet's a flower
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
roses are red
violet's a flower
violet's a flower
seriously, have these people never undermined a state before? jesus.
The CIA did not marry an American princess to the disgruntled heir's younger brother in order to -not- dominate him culturally and eventually depose the older brother in a foreign-backed coup.
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
seriously, have these people never undermined a state before? jesus.
get someone who believes in you the way dave roberts believes in blake treinen: completely unwilling to stop enabling you no matter how bad it is for everyone else
He says he believes in him
Does anyone even ask Roberts why he keeps putting Treinen out there when it's clear he stinks?
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
get someone who believes in you the way dave roberts believes in blake treinen: completely unwilling to stop enabling you no matter how bad it is for everyone else
freddie freeman says that's enough baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
freddie freeman says that's enough baseball
oh you like baseball huh? here's six hours of it, most of which is soul-crushing
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
oh you like baseball huh? here's six hours of it, most of which is soul-crushing
the funny thing is, no matter how many updates and Hitler patches Elon force-feeds this thing, it always eventually goes back to roasting him
October 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
the funny thing is, no matter how many updates and Hitler patches Elon force-feeds this thing, it always eventually goes back to roasting him
HER: you're done already?
HIM:
HIM:
Many times, it’s not other people underestimating us; we’re underestimating ourselves. It’s not the Goliath’s holding us back; it’s the lies that we’re buying into. Don’t discount what you have. If you needed more, your dick would have given you more.
October 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
HER: you're done already?
HIM:
HIM:
fully repairing the damage by the Trump regime is going to require some otherwise troubling actions, like revoking his pardons and restoring sentences
Donald Trump has pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao. Binance has been a major supporter of Trump's crypto projects, and Trump has already made millions after Binance accepted a $2 billion investment from an Emirati fund denominated in the Trump family's USD1 stablecoin.
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
fully repairing the damage by the Trump regime is going to require some otherwise troubling actions, like revoking his pardons and restoring sentences
i've never gotten a tattoo so perhaps i'm being naive but i'd like to think a tattoo artist is more likely than not to let you know when the tattoo you're getting is the same insignia that the guards at Auschwitz wore as they herded people into the gas chambers
October 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i've never gotten a tattoo so perhaps i'm being naive but i'd like to think a tattoo artist is more likely than not to let you know when the tattoo you're getting is the same insignia that the guards at Auschwitz wore as they herded people into the gas chambers