unoservix
@unoservix.bsky.social
paralegal. filled with monads.
he/him/his
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he/him/his
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this is going into the articles of impeachment!
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
this is going into the articles of impeachment!
yoshinobu yamamoto killed 500 lbs of buffalo but could only carry 100 lbs back to the wagon
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
yoshinobu yamamoto killed 500 lbs of buffalo but could only carry 100 lbs back to the wagon
well, you know, shame on them or something
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
well, you know, shame on them or something
"welcome back from spain, sir. anything to declare?"
"well i did buy this soccer team..."
"well i did buy this soccer team..."
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
"welcome back from spain, sir. anything to declare?"
"well i did buy this soccer team..."
"well i did buy this soccer team..."
as the big losses go, it was bigger than most
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
as the big losses go, it was bigger than most
it's okay, as the big freighters go, i'm bigger than most
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
it's okay, as the big freighters go, i'm bigger than most
Christ the Terminator
November 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Christ the Terminator
feels like a handful of embittered centrists lashing out at the Mamdanis and AOCs of the party
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
feels like a handful of embittered centrists lashing out at the Mamdanis and AOCs of the party
if you can't be remembered for being good at your job, be remembered for being bad at it
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
if you can't be remembered for being good at your job, be remembered for being bad at it
this list is incomplete, you can help by adding to it
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
this list is incomplete, you can help by adding to it
this business is getting out of control
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
this business is getting out of control
on the other hand, Trump has spared you from having to fly home and see your MAGA relatives
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
on the other hand, Trump has spared you from having to fly home and see your MAGA relatives
an emergency filing to prevent americans from buying food
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
an emergency filing to prevent americans from buying food
call your doctor after 4 hours?
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
call your doctor after 4 hours?
the problems all started when you did/did not do something that required me to interact with you, instead of instantly doing/not doing whatever it is i required of you without any input from me
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the problems all started when you did/did not do something that required me to interact with you, instead of instantly doing/not doing whatever it is i required of you without any input from me
politely requesting y'all hurry upon this one, ladies
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
politely requesting y'all hurry upon this one, ladies
does that mean he's gotta walk by portraits of obama and biden every day, because that's legit hilarious
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
does that mean he's gotta walk by portraits of obama and biden every day, because that's legit hilarious
the mood at the department of justice was sourdough
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the mood at the department of justice was sourdough
is it all the presidents
do they make him walk past portraits of obama and biden every day
do they make him walk past portraits of obama and biden every day
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
is it all the presidents
do they make him walk past portraits of obama and biden every day
do they make him walk past portraits of obama and biden every day
have those headshots always been there
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
have those headshots always been there
from each according to whether they are cuomo, to each according to whether they are not cuomo
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
from each according to whether they are cuomo, to each according to whether they are not cuomo