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Dan Merker
@danmerker.bsky.social
Humble genius.

World traveler. K-State Wildcat. Arsenal supporter. Baseball nerd - Go Royals! Music & nostalgia romantic. Be kind. Go Birds.
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This #Arsenal squad is a serious, serious outfit. I plan on enjoying every second of watching them, regardless of the terrifying stakes involved.
a soccer game between ars and liv is being broadcast on peacock
Alt: Bukayo Saka doing a knee slide to the corner flag and saluting the crowd at the Emirates after scoring against Liverpool
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Bugs Bunny being the Star of the Month on TCM is bringing more contentment to my life than I’m proud to admit.
a cartoon of bugs bunny throwing a baseball with a manza champagne sign in the background
ALT: a cartoon of bugs bunny throwing a baseball with a manza champagne sign in the background
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February 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Can’t disagree with this 🤢 🤮 www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This week has Stockholm Syndrome’d me into being elated to leave the office now after a mere 10-hour workday. 😖
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I am very much not enjoying these 10-, 12-, 14-hour workdays. 😑
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I used to live less than a mile from here 🫠
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Re: awful Sinclair subproperties ☺️:
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
New mandatory work training module released. But there’s an option to do it in Spanish, so might as well use this as a chance to improve my comprehension skills! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Watching Keaton Wagler keep doing great things makes me madder and madder every game.

Love the player, happy for him. Happy for Illinois. Proud as a Northwest Cougar.

Just mad that he was in K-State’s backyard and they never even gave him a look. Basically all overpaid turds on the roster.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Can you still get paper bags at the grocery store? Asking for the rest of the games at Bramlage. #KStateMBB
a cartoon character from the cartoon network
ALT: a cartoon character from the cartoon network
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February 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
What link does Arizona have to that Kansas team I wonder hmm… 🤭🤭🤭
Arizona: 22-0 for the first time in program history.

Ties that terrific 1996-97 Kansas team for the best start by a Big 12 team ever. (Big 12 changed from the Big Eight in 1996.)
January 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Otto really likes to hang out on my shoulders. 🥹 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 31, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Every single touch by Gabriel Jesus leading to that goal was just exquisite. That’s the player he can be, just doesn’t show consistently. #arsenal
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I’m not a billionaire but I bought a re-release with modern electronics of my favorite pinball machine ever I’d wanted for like 15 years and it fucking rules.

Yeah it was pricey but I love it so much.
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Cooked lentils for the first time tonight and overcooked them and they became very mushy 😫

However, they’re in a curry so I think it’ll just kinda thicken it up and still be quite edible. We’ll see.

I’m going to pare down on the meat in my diet, so it’d behoove me to figure out this lentil thing…
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Wow…shoutout to the #KCMO city workers who are out at 1:30 on a Saturday morning in 4 degree weather to empty my building’s trash dumpster before the snowstorm hits. That’s commitment! @mayorq.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 7:33 AM
This was lovely and heartening in many ways. I can’t help but carry the feeling of how K-State was thisclose to being the long game of what Indiana did, with the rules and limitations of those times. 😔

Surely the Hoosiers mirror the 2014-15 Royals, and that was similar bliss.

Rodger rules.
got fully in my feelings about Indiana winning the national championship, the greatest story in college football history.

If Indiana can do it, we can do it
If Indiana can do it, we can do it
It’s the greatest story in college football history. Maybe hope and belief aren't so naive.
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January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Everything is annoying me today by a factor of 10. I can't explain why. But I don't like it. I'm a bundle of anxiety on the edge of anger.
January 23, 2026 at 8:17 PM
This motherfucker… (this morning)

(1/2)
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 PM
My GAF is looooowwww today. 😑
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
José Rosado was the starter! 🫶
The box score for Carlos Beltrán's first MLB game on September 14, 1998. He entered the game in a 16-6 blowout win over the A's and hit an infield single for his first hit.
January 21, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Congratulations to Indiana! Celebrating with my favorite Hoosier @joannhahn.bsky.social. ❤️🤍🥹

Indiana being national champions in football is truly unbelievable.
January 20, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Always a gloriously pleasant surprise when I flip the channels on a Sunday night in January and all of a sudden am reminded the Australian Open is occurring. 🙂
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Whatever about the pope, it’s clear god isn’t deciding football games, but rather busy fulfilling the whims of the most disingenuous people on earth
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Mevis…butt-head.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Rams FG protect is…not great.

Just wishcasting…
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM