Chris Laporte
@laportereporte.bsky.social
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Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10
Democrat
Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan
Trekkie
Future "X" Refugee
Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10
Democrat
Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan
Trekkie
Future "X" Refugee
more like Desmals, in my opinion
February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
more like Desmals, in my opinion
Wrobleski going with navy suit, white shirt, and *pink* tie against Canada
a bald man wearing glasses is talking to another bald man
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses is talking to another bald man
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February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Wrobleski going with navy suit, white shirt, and *pink* tie against Canada
Drake Maye also passed Drew Bledsoe for sole possession of 2nd place for completions by a Pats QB in the Super Bowl
Drake Maye is now tied with Drew Bledsoe for the 2nd-most TD passes by a Pats QB in the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Drake Maye also passed Drew Bledsoe for sole possession of 2nd place for completions by a Pats QB in the Super Bowl
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'Sir, does this mean the President didn't tune in to the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show?'
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
'Sir, does this mean the President didn't tune in to the TPUSA All-American Halftime Show?'
My cope is that the locker room t-shirt is fucking hideous
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
My cope is that the locker room t-shirt is fucking hideous
no way the league doesn't send us to Buffalo to open their new stadium
The Seahawks' options for 2026 opener include a potential Super Bowl rematch with the Patriots.
2026 season opener includes potential Super Bowl rematch
When the 2026 regular season begins on the Thursday night after Labor Day (there's a chance it'll start a day or two earlier given the long trip the 49ers and Rams will make to Australia), the Seahawk...
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February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
no way the league doesn't send us to Buffalo to open their new stadium
Drake Maye is now tied with Drew Bledsoe for the 2nd-most TD passes by a Pats QB in the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Drake Maye is now tied with Drew Bledsoe for the 2nd-most TD passes by a Pats QB in the Super Bowl
Drake Maye now tied with Steve Grogan for 3rd-most TD passes in the Super Bowl by a Pats QB
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Drake Maye now tied with Steve Grogan for 3rd-most TD passes in the Super Bowl by a Pats QB
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
wish I understood Spanish so I could figure out if the power lines bit is about Trump leaving Puerto Rico without power after the hurricane
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
wish I understood Spanish so I could figure out if the power lines bit is about Trump leaving Puerto Rico without power after the hurricane
this would be a more impressive comeback than 28-3
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
this would be a more impressive comeback than 28-3
the Pats tradition of not scoring in the first quarter of 21st-century Super Bowls continues
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
the Pats tradition of not scoring in the first quarter of 21st-century Super Bowls continues
Hailee Steinfeld appeared during a Super Bowl before her husband
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Hailee Steinfeld appeared during a Super Bowl before her husband
Egadze is using SAAAAAAAIL in his routine haha
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Egadze is using SAAAAAAAIL in his routine haha
I just want to say to the Italian figure skater skating to music from Jaws:
a group of people standing in a room with the words dawnjourno on the bottom right
ALT: a group of people standing in a room with the words dawnjourno on the bottom right
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February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I just want to say to the Italian figure skater skating to music from Jaws:
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they believe in nothing, they love nothing but their own power, and they have no moves that don't involve spamming the hate button
time and time again, MAGA Republicans are more excited to target and root against American athletes who have spoken out against them (or, in this case, merely expressed ambivalence) than they actually are to celebrate winning American athletes
What Hess actually said:
“Just because I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US.”
“Just because I’m wearing the flag doesn’t mean I represent everything that’s going on in the US.”
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
they believe in nothing, they love nothing but their own power, and they have no moves that don't involve spamming the hate button
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Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
remember when a bunch of Nazis died to this song in The Sum of All Fears
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
remember when a bunch of Nazis died to this song in The Sum of All Fears
the Italian actress from The Paper
a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
ALT: a man says " i owe you an apology " on a tv screen
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
the Italian actress from The Paper
they cut the broadcasters pointing out Vance was getting booed
Gonna have to see if this makes the tape delay tonight
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
they cut the broadcasters pointing out Vance was getting booed
hang on
Goochland?
Goochland?
surely this is a Republican district, though? just look at all that red on the map
February 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
hang on
Goochland?
Goochland?
they really should have gotten someone who looked less like Meloni
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
they really should have gotten someone who looked less like Meloni
I mean, technically, they don't boo on the continent
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I mean, technically, they don't boo on the continent
watching the end of Starfleet Academy s1e5 like
two men are standing next to each other and talking to each other .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and talking to each other .
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February 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
watching the end of Starfleet Academy s1e5 like