Chris Laporte
@laportereporte.bsky.social
Same @ on Twitter / chrislaporte810 on IG & Threads
Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10
Democrat
Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan
Trekkie
Future "X" Refugee
Bacon '03, UConn '07, SLU Law '10
Democrat
Sox/Pats/Celtics/Blues fan
Trekkie
Future "X" Refugee
I remember back on AIM when it meant, uh, something else
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I remember back on AIM when it meant, uh, something else
when you tell Jesus to take the wheel but you forget a 2,000-year-old can't drive for SHIT
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
when you tell Jesus to take the wheel but you forget a 2,000-year-old can't drive for SHIT
You forgot Starfleet Academy
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You forgot Starfleet Academy
and, much like the mild Bell's palsy you get from his 2022 merlot, it's permanent!
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
and, much like the mild Bell's palsy you get from his 2022 merlot, it's permanent!
meanwhile Kirshner has to be like
a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
meanwhile Kirshner has to be like
Reposted by Chris Laporte
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.
is it a symbiote that must bond with the UNC football coach like a mediocre Venom
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
is it a symbiote that must bond with the UNC football coach like a mediocre Venom
so much for that bowl projection of UConn playing Florida State for the Gasparilla
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
so much for that bowl projection of UConn playing Florida State for the Gasparilla
Or, as it soon may be known: heauxe stuff
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Or, as it soon may be known: heauxe stuff
something tells me Michigan's gonna need that pokin' sick around midfield in about 3 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
something tells me Michigan's gonna need that pokin' sick around midfield in about 3 minutes
this Grinch's heart grew three times that day because of cocaine
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
this Grinch's heart grew three times that day because of cocaine
Had the chance to make it a five-score game and they took it
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Had the chance to make it a five-score game and they took it