mitch
@wheresmekeys.bsky.social
White, middle aged, working class, northern man and swimming against the flow of my demographic.
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We’ve had a series of things on since Sept so work on the #Allotment has been patchy at best.
My mower won’t start (fuel pipe issue) and the beds look like a rewilding project.
I need a team of navvies to get back on track!
My mower won’t start (fuel pipe issue) and the beds look like a rewilding project.
I need a team of navvies to get back on track!
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We’ve had a series of things on since Sept so work on the #Allotment has been patchy at best.
My mower won’t start (fuel pipe issue) and the beds look like a rewilding project.
I need a team of navvies to get back on track!
My mower won’t start (fuel pipe issue) and the beds look like a rewilding project.
I need a team of navvies to get back on track!
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Top work from Labour this, the ultimate seal of approval.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Top work from Labour this, the ultimate seal of approval.
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Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hear me out.
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier
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"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."
—FDR, 1936
—FDR, 1936
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."
—FDR, 1936
—FDR, 1936
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Traitors on the inside, Trump on the outside ... who’d want to run the BBC now? Actually, I would
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Traitors on the inside, Trump on the outside ... who’d want to run the BBC now? Actually, I would
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
This week’s column by Stewart Lee
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
She’s so good.
She makes complexity clear but doesn’t try to tell you it’s not complex.
She makes complexity clear but doesn’t try to tell you it’s not complex.
NEW: Welcome to the Great AI Bubble. Yes, it’s here. And yes, it’s going to burst.
It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
It’s also got way more in common with the Epstein scandal than you really want to know.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The Great AI Bubble
Yes, it's a bubble. And yes, it's going to burst.
open.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
She’s so good.
She makes complexity clear but doesn’t try to tell you it’s not complex.
She makes complexity clear but doesn’t try to tell you it’s not complex.
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Siberian folk-pop.
The band is Otyken.
The band is Otyken.
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Siberian folk-pop.
The band is Otyken.
The band is Otyken.
The BBC should reply to Trump’s suing them for portraying him as an insurrectionist by doing another documentary about him being a paedophile.
Let’s have a court look at that one.
Let’s have a court look at that one.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The BBC should reply to Trump’s suing them for portraying him as an insurrectionist by doing another documentary about him being a paedophile.
Let’s have a court look at that one.
Let’s have a court look at that one.
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This is Keir Starmer’s moment to stand up for Britain and call on Trump to drop his ludicrous lawsuit against the BBC.
The Prime Minister has spent months cosying up to Trump. If he can’t stop him from attacking one of our most precious institutions, what was it all for?
The Prime Minister has spent months cosying up to Trump. If he can’t stop him from attacking one of our most precious institutions, what was it all for?
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This is Keir Starmer’s moment to stand up for Britain and call on Trump to drop his ludicrous lawsuit against the BBC.
The Prime Minister has spent months cosying up to Trump. If he can’t stop him from attacking one of our most precious institutions, what was it all for?
The Prime Minister has spent months cosying up to Trump. If he can’t stop him from attacking one of our most precious institutions, what was it all for?
People are using AI to talk to Jesus. Why it’s controversial – NBC10 Philadelphia
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
People are using AI to talk to Jesus. Why it’s controversial – NBC10 Philadelphia
Reach out and touch faith
Reach out and touch faith
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I'm calling it. I reckon Trump knew Epstein.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm calling it. I reckon Trump knew Epstein.
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The only reason we know anything about the Epstein files is because the survivors refused to give up.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
Epstein accusers say they are compiling list of his associates
Victims of the disgraced financier give emotional accounts of abuse in a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The only reason we know anything about the Epstein files is because the survivors refused to give up.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
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This week's cultural Hotlist 🔥
From Diane Arbus @dzgallery.bsky.social to The Hunger Games on Stage
www.thenerve.news/p/the-nerve-...
From Diane Arbus @dzgallery.bsky.social to The Hunger Games on Stage
www.thenerve.news/p/the-nerve-...
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
This week's cultural Hotlist 🔥
From Diane Arbus @dzgallery.bsky.social to The Hunger Games on Stage
www.thenerve.news/p/the-nerve-...
From Diane Arbus @dzgallery.bsky.social to The Hunger Games on Stage
www.thenerve.news/p/the-nerve-...
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thanks fruit weasel!
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
thanks fruit weasel!
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Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
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The BBC is the single greatest instrument of soft power any country has ever had.
Removing the BBC would be an act of national sabotage.
Removing the BBC would be an act of national sabotage.
Trump and his cronies have the BBC in their sights. Leaders can’t stay silent while one of our great institutions is attacked.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
We must defend its independence, end political appointments, and remove Robbie Gibb from the Board.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The BBC is the single greatest instrument of soft power any country has ever had.
Removing the BBC would be an act of national sabotage.
Removing the BBC would be an act of national sabotage.
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
1
CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
2
CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
3
CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
4
BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
5
HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
6
HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
7
HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
8
CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
9
CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
10
HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
11
HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
12
HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibw4ldc3fhslbvxgy2oqrof2oys5kpgh7zu6a5f3usmx3lf4547qm@jpeg)
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Stuck on the window of London Tesla.
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Stuck on the window of London Tesla.
Solidarity brothers
Yes, they will.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Solidarity brothers
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Breaking 1980s football news: Yourname Acrossmyheart has been signed just in time to feature in the Terence/Trent Derby
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Breaking 1980s football news: Yourname Acrossmyheart has been signed just in time to feature in the Terence/Trent Derby
The Samaritans should probably just shut up shop.
It looks like ChatGPT has it sorted.
It looks like ChatGPT has it sorted.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
The Samaritans should probably just shut up shop.
It looks like ChatGPT has it sorted.
It looks like ChatGPT has it sorted.
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