Sméagol With a Plunger
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gay cat dad to a gay cat | MN | partnered
Doctors HATE HIM for discovering $5 ASS FRECKLE TRICK from home. LEARN HOW YOU CAN TOO!
Doctors HATE HIM for discovering $5 ASS FRECKLE TRICK from home. LEARN HOW YOU CAN TOO!
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Tony Montana face planting in a pile of crushed up Tylenol: “say hello to my model train!”
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Tony Montana face planting in a pile of crushed up Tylenol: “say hello to my model train!”
this movie, but the ai is realistic and she just keeps running into things and shouting at people to harm themselves
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
this movie, but the ai is realistic and she just keeps running into things and shouting at people to harm themselves
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Eric Clapton is such a cartoonishly huge piece of shit
“He said, ‘Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? You’re a girl. You don’t have the money to fight this.’” Rita Coolidge says Eric Clapton owes her a writing credit for one of the most celebrated songs...
The Grammy-winning singer helped pen the piano coda that closes "Layla," but was never credited despite her pleas to the guitarist
www.guitarplayer.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Eric Clapton is such a cartoonishly huge piece of shit
only in america would bullet casings become the replacement for twitter
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
only in america would bullet casings become the replacement for twitter
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Denying Medicaid coverage is political violence.
Starving welfare programs of funding is political violence.
Making kids pay for school lunches is political violence.
Landlords being permitted to make people homeless is violence.
Tying healthcare to employment status is political violence.
Starving welfare programs of funding is political violence.
Making kids pay for school lunches is political violence.
Landlords being permitted to make people homeless is violence.
Tying healthcare to employment status is political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Denying Medicaid coverage is political violence.
Starving welfare programs of funding is political violence.
Making kids pay for school lunches is political violence.
Landlords being permitted to make people homeless is violence.
Tying healthcare to employment status is political violence.
Starving welfare programs of funding is political violence.
Making kids pay for school lunches is political violence.
Landlords being permitted to make people homeless is violence.
Tying healthcare to employment status is political violence.
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
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Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.
gutted that the cotton candy energy drink at caribou is gone. it tasted like plastic pool floaties and made me see the devil, but i really got accustomed to the stank
September 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
gutted that the cotton candy energy drink at caribou is gone. it tasted like plastic pool floaties and made me see the devil, but i really got accustomed to the stank
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We should be slashing emissions and climate-proofing our cities. Instead, Republicans are turning up the carbon spew and stripping away heat protections — effectively condemning the poor to die under rising temperatures.
Heat Kills. Trump Has Ensured There Will Be More Victims.
We should be slashing emissions and climate-proofing our cities. Instead, Republicans are turning up the carbon spew and stripping away heat protections — effectively condemning the poor to die under rising temperatures.
jacobin.com
August 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We should be slashing emissions and climate-proofing our cities. Instead, Republicans are turning up the carbon spew and stripping away heat protections — effectively condemning the poor to die under rising temperatures.
wish kitten luck in therapy tomorrow
July 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
wish kitten luck in therapy tomorrow
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do they let courtroom sketch artists use any other media? can they come in with like gel pens or macaroni
July 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
do they let courtroom sketch artists use any other media? can they come in with like gel pens or macaroni
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The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the “just asking questions” crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral “debate” and act like it’s intellectual curiosity
June 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The NYT was cited in the Supreme Court ruling used to strip trans people of healthcare. This is EXACTLY WHY the “just asking questions” crowd of centrist edgelord journalists are dangerous. They launder transphobia through faux neutral “debate” and act like it’s intellectual curiosity
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tbh world war three is actually kind of a fucked up name for a baby girl
June 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
tbh world war three is actually kind of a fucked up name for a baby girl
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"I went to collect the few personal belongings which...I held to be invaluable: my cat, my resolve to travel, and my solitude" - Colette,
French author, actress and journalist
#WomensArt
French author, actress and journalist
#WomensArt
June 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
"I went to collect the few personal belongings which...I held to be invaluable: my cat, my resolve to travel, and my solitude" - Colette,
French author, actress and journalist
#WomensArt
French author, actress and journalist
#WomensArt
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It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
June 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's the great ballsack Charlie Brown
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The only immigrant that I’ve been victimized by is myself
June 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The only immigrant that I’ve been victimized by is myself
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Adult colouring books are great for relieving stress
June 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Adult colouring books are great for relieving stress
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guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean
June 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
guy who has only been to chicago, visiting his second city: i can’t wait to see your Bean
appointment with my ear nose and hole doctor next week
May 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
appointment with my ear nose and hole doctor next week
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catch you later bro. remember that you are my sun and moon and all my stars
May 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
catch you later bro. remember that you are my sun and moon and all my stars
you think they ever explored each other’s harmonies?
Read the DownBeat cover feature on Branford Marsalis! downbeat.com/news/detail/...
The saxophonist's Blue Note debut "Belonging," a full album reinterpretation of Keith Jarrett's 1974 ECM album, is out now: branfordmarsalis.lnk.to/Belonging
The saxophonist's Blue Note debut "Belonging," a full album reinterpretation of Keith Jarrett's 1974 ECM album, is out now: branfordmarsalis.lnk.to/Belonging
Branford Marsalis Explores Keith Jarrett
Branford Marsalis was on the road again. Coffee cup in hand, the saxophonist — sporting a gray hoodie and a look of resignation — was waking up to a Zoom screen on a late-winter morning in yet another...
downbeat.com
May 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
you think they ever explored each other’s harmonies?
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if it pleases the fuckass court,
May 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
if it pleases the fuckass court,
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?