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Sméagol With a Plunger
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this movie, but the ai is realistic and she just keeps running into things and shouting at people to harm themselves
Movie poster from Lucy (2014), featuring a closeup of Scarlett Johansson gazing intently at the camera.
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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gutted that the cotton candy energy drink at caribou is gone. it tasted like plastic pool floaties and made me see the devil, but i really got accustomed to the stank
Photo of a large Caribou Coffee’s cotton candy energy drink resting on an outdoor table.
September 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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wish kitten luck in therapy tomorrow
Meme version of the hierarchy of needs pyramid chart. The chart is split into multiple sections, but just one item comedically takes up the entire chart. It reads: My therapist writing “grooming and hygiene appear good” in my visit notes.
July 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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my audio processing disorder made it hard for me to understand cats, but i’ll always love you, cum dump fuggler 🥰💕
Rum Tum Tugger leans back in repose in a still from the 1998 direct-to-video production of Cats, the musical. He wears a black body suit accented with leopard print pieces, black and tan fur, fingerless black gloves, a spiked collar, and a rhinestone studded belt.
April 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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did anyone else learn how train wheels stay on the tracks in 9th grade physics or was that a good time had by me exclusively
Meme. Mother hyena lays on the ground while her small hyena cub straddles her head and neck in a humorous, playful pose. Text on the mother reads “the baddies i pull.” Text on the cub reads “my train facts”
April 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM