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Hustle and Cuss by The Dead Weather on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 3:45
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June 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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how it feels to clean up and put everything away immediately after cooking and eating a meal
May 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm
October 18, 2023 at 12:52 PM
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TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?

REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ben, recounting the tale of Narcissus: “Remember that Greek tale of the guy who had too much rizz?”
March 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out
March 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Unless you are actively poisoning them with hatred from the cradle most kids will, albeit a bit clumsily, say something like "why are you like that" to a "different" classmate, and then get over it and say "do you play video games?" (or whatever).
I got a tremendous feeling of pride from my son not making a big deal that there’s a trans boy in his class.
He went with him and a friend to get ice cream the other day and literally the only thing they cared about was talking about minecraft.
Yes of course. Trans people just want to go about their day like any other random person. Walking down the street saying "Hey how's it going." Things of that nature.
March 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Teams that have won three consecutive NFL Championships:

1929-31 Green Bay Packers
1965-67 Green Bay Packers

End of list.

Congrats to the Eagles on winning the LOMBARDI trophy.
February 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity
This had better ask about Dril
February 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The government seemed to be able to do something when they wanted to stop China from getting into my phone and seeing my "data" but I guess elon musk's gang of incels having full access to the Treasury Department isn't as bad the CCP seeing pix of my birthday party
February 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.
January 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning
January 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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hahaha
January 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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nothing will ever beat the time Tom Brady texted him and he went to his teammates and said "Tom Brady has been messaging me and I have a question" and they were like "cool whats the question" and Ichiro said "who the fuck is Tom Brady?"
Ichiro is now a hall of famer but he was also the funniest man in human history
January 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM