Stan Webb
@webbycff.bsky.social
Balding, middle aged, observing the world fall apart and not enjoying it.
“What happens on the football field matters, not in the way that food matters, but as poetry does to some people and alcohol does to others: it engages the personality”
“What happens on the football field matters, not in the way that food matters, but as poetry does to some people and alcohol does to others: it engages the personality”
I swear these utter fools use AI prompts in government.
He’s wrong, governments do lose because polls go down. But it’s also just bland, beige word soup that only someone of incredibly small imagination and talent could write and believe in.
He’s wrong, governments do lose because polls go down. But it’s also just bland, beige word soup that only someone of incredibly small imagination and talent could write and believe in.
More from Starmer’s political cabinet today, where he told ministers to ignore Labour’s dire poll ratings
“I do not underestimate the scale of the task. But I have no doubt about this team. Governments do not lose because polls go down. They lose when they lose belief or nerve. We will do neither.”
“I do not underestimate the scale of the task. But I have no doubt about this team. Governments do not lose because polls go down. They lose when they lose belief or nerve. We will do neither.”
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I swear these utter fools use AI prompts in government.
He’s wrong, governments do lose because polls go down. But it’s also just bland, beige word soup that only someone of incredibly small imagination and talent could write and believe in.
He’s wrong, governments do lose because polls go down. But it’s also just bland, beige word soup that only someone of incredibly small imagination and talent could write and believe in.
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Morgan McSweeney is:
. Embarrassing
. Egocentric
. Evil
Those are your 3 E’s. How is McSweeney still employed? He’s like David Brent, but with less charisma.
. Embarrassing
. Egocentric
. Evil
Those are your 3 E’s. How is McSweeney still employed? He’s like David Brent, but with less charisma.
At political cabinet today, Morgan McSweeney gave a presentation on “three Es” on how the government can connect with voters - emotion, empathy and evidence.
Am told he said the government currently has a “deficit in emotion”
Am told he said the government currently has a “deficit in emotion”
January 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Morgan McSweeney is:
. Embarrassing
. Egocentric
. Evil
Those are your 3 E’s. How is McSweeney still employed? He’s like David Brent, but with less charisma.
. Embarrassing
. Egocentric
. Evil
Those are your 3 E’s. How is McSweeney still employed? He’s like David Brent, but with less charisma.
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"Scottish Labour MPs are calling for liquid shit to be replaced by particularly acidic vomit to avoid a wipeout"
"SCOTTISH Labour MPS are privately calling for Wes Streeting to stand against Sir Keir Starmer before May to avoid a wipeout in the Holyrood election, The Telegraph can reveal.
"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"Scottish Labour MPs are calling for liquid shit to be replaced by particularly acidic vomit to avoid a wipeout"
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All those people who were yelling "there's no problem with NATO" after Zack pointed out that with Trumpmerica in it, there IS a problem with NATO ... can you see it, yet?
Denmark tells Trump to stop threatening to seize Greenland ft.trib.al/Gzzizn9
Denmark tells Trump to stop threatening to seize Greenland
Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen says US has no right to annexe the Arctic island
ft.trib.al
January 6, 2026 at 10:48 AM
All those people who were yelling "there's no problem with NATO" after Zack pointed out that with Trumpmerica in it, there IS a problem with NATO ... can you see it, yet?
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last year, centrists lost their minds when Green Party leader Zack Polanski dared to suggest that NATO is over. Fast forward to now, #Trump is threatening to invade a NATO member while Labour politicians squirm: Turns out it was Trump that undermined NATO and Zack was insanely correct.
Labour's 'NATO' attack ad on Polanski comes back to bite them
Polanski said NATO is over in the age of Trump, and now Trump has announced plans to invade a NATO member. Your move, Labour Party.
www.thecanary.co
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
last year, centrists lost their minds when Green Party leader Zack Polanski dared to suggest that NATO is over. Fast forward to now, #Trump is threatening to invade a NATO member while Labour politicians squirm: Turns out it was Trump that undermined NATO and Zack was insanely correct.
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Outrageous.
Ministers should be listening to scientists, frontline communities and those working towards a green transition – not hosting the interests of oil giants in their own offices.
✍🏼 - @adamramsay.bsky.social
abolishwestminster.substack.com/p/revealed-o...
Ministers should be listening to scientists, frontline communities and those working towards a green transition – not hosting the interests of oil giants in their own offices.
✍🏼 - @adamramsay.bsky.social
abolishwestminster.substack.com/p/revealed-o...
Revealed: oil industry lobbyist working inside UK’s climate department
Polanski slams arrangement; experts warn of 'corporate infiltration antithetical to democracy'
abolishwestminster.substack.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Outrageous.
Ministers should be listening to scientists, frontline communities and those working towards a green transition – not hosting the interests of oil giants in their own offices.
✍🏼 - @adamramsay.bsky.social
abolishwestminster.substack.com/p/revealed-o...
Ministers should be listening to scientists, frontline communities and those working towards a green transition – not hosting the interests of oil giants in their own offices.
✍🏼 - @adamramsay.bsky.social
abolishwestminster.substack.com/p/revealed-o...
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We can’t go on like this.
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
Fat Cat Day 2026 - High Pay Centre
Data shows the average FTSE 100 CEO will take just over two days to earn the median UK worker's full time annual salary. Median FTSE100 CEO pay amounted to £4.398 million (excluding pension), 113 time...
highpaycentre.org
January 6, 2026 at 12:55 PM
We can’t go on like this.
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
In just two days, the average FTSE 100 CEO has made a median workers full time annual salary.
The right calls this “wealth creation”.
It’s wealth extraction.
Time to tax the rich.
@highpaycentre.bsky.social
highpaycentre.org/fat-cat-day-...
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The answer you were looking for, Wes, was ‘yes’.
Wes Streeting, "UK secured trading terms with the US"
Sophy Ridge, "That were worse than they were before"
Wes Streeting, "I don't dispute that"
Sophy Ridge, "Has Donald Trump broken international law when it comes to Venezuela?"
Wes Streeting, "I've got nothing to add to that"
Sophy Ridge, "That were worse than they were before"
Wes Streeting, "I don't dispute that"
Sophy Ridge, "Has Donald Trump broken international law when it comes to Venezuela?"
Wes Streeting, "I've got nothing to add to that"
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The answer you were looking for, Wes, was ‘yes’.
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Wes Steeting is the Labour Liz Truss.
Wes Streeting, "UK secured trading terms with the US"
Sophy Ridge, "That were worse than they were before"
Wes Streeting, "I don't dispute that"
Sophy Ridge, "Has Donald Trump broken international law when it comes to Venezuela?"
Wes Streeting, "I've got nothing to add to that"
Sophy Ridge, "That were worse than they were before"
Wes Streeting, "I don't dispute that"
Sophy Ridge, "Has Donald Trump broken international law when it comes to Venezuela?"
Wes Streeting, "I've got nothing to add to that"
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Wes Steeting is the Labour Liz Truss.
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I’m not certain that - given the disastrous situation that has directly resulted from these people getting 96% of what they demanded - giving them 100% of it is likely to improve matters.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I’m not certain that - given the disastrous situation that has directly resulted from these people getting 96% of what they demanded - giving them 100% of it is likely to improve matters.
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On this day in 1979, @kcmanc.bsky.social was shooting #JoyDivision for the #NME and producing some of their most iconic shots.
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 AM
On this day in 1979, @kcmanc.bsky.social was shooting #JoyDivision for the #NME and producing some of their most iconic shots.
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Starmer is a coward.
Pass it on
Pass it on
"The only flags Farage and Starmer have been waving this weekend are white."
Written for the Metro 👇🏼
metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...
Written for the Metro 👇🏼
metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...
Zack Polanski: Starmer and Farage have proven their craven cowardice on Venezuel
This weekend has proven it beyond doubt - Keir Starmer is a coward.
metro.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starmer is a coward.
Pass it on
Pass it on
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Zack Polanski once again demonstrating that the Greens are the only viable alternative to the Reform/Tory/Labour bloc.
"The only flags Farage and Starmer have been waving this weekend are white."
Written for the Metro 👇🏼
metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...
Written for the Metro 👇🏼
metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...
Zack Polanski: Starmer and Farage have proven their craven cowardice on Venezuel
This weekend has proven it beyond doubt - Keir Starmer is a coward.
metro.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Zack Polanski once again demonstrating that the Greens are the only viable alternative to the Reform/Tory/Labour bloc.
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As usual, Zack Polanski provides the lone voice of reason against the madness of the abysmal Labour-Tory-Reform uniparty.
"The only flags Farage and Starmer have been waving this weekend are white."
Written for the Metro 👇🏼
metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...
Written for the Metro 👇🏼
metro.co.uk/2026/01/05/z...
Zack Polanski: Starmer and Farage have proven their craven cowardice on Venezuel
This weekend has proven it beyond doubt - Keir Starmer is a coward.
metro.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
As usual, Zack Polanski provides the lone voice of reason against the madness of the abysmal Labour-Tory-Reform uniparty.
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No one is asking Wes Streeting to be a commentator.
Asking him to be a government minister when the whole world can see Trump breaking international law whilst threatening Greenland next, and the Cabinet (with Nigel Farage) seems perfectly fine with it.
Asking him to be a government minister when the whole world can see Trump breaking international law whilst threatening Greenland next, and the Cabinet (with Nigel Farage) seems perfectly fine with it.
Wes Streeting is asked if Trump has broken international law when it comes to Venezuela. Streeting says he's got nothing to add and he's not here to be a commentator.
I mean, which idiot thinks politicians should answer questions when they're being interviewed in a TV studio!
I mean, which idiot thinks politicians should answer questions when they're being interviewed in a TV studio!
January 6, 2026 at 9:44 AM
No one is asking Wes Streeting to be a commentator.
Asking him to be a government minister when the whole world can see Trump breaking international law whilst threatening Greenland next, and the Cabinet (with Nigel Farage) seems perfectly fine with it.
Asking him to be a government minister when the whole world can see Trump breaking international law whilst threatening Greenland next, and the Cabinet (with Nigel Farage) seems perfectly fine with it.
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John McDonnell slams Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper for refusing to call our Trump's breach of international law
"I found it shameful that the Prime Minister and ministers today in the news rounds have refused to condemn this action"
Yvette Cooper waffles like a coward
"I found it shameful that the Prime Minister and ministers today in the news rounds have refused to condemn this action"
Yvette Cooper waffles like a coward
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
John McDonnell slams Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper for refusing to call our Trump's breach of international law
"I found it shameful that the Prime Minister and ministers today in the news rounds have refused to condemn this action"
Yvette Cooper waffles like a coward
"I found it shameful that the Prime Minister and ministers today in the news rounds have refused to condemn this action"
Yvette Cooper waffles like a coward
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You still post on Twitter
Visits to deepfake abuse sites have risen 3000% since 2019.
That’s thousands of ordinary women and girls being exploited online via non-consensual deepfakes.
Labour is tackling the issue at the source – making it illegal to supply the tools for creating explicit deepfakes.
That’s thousands of ordinary women and girls being exploited online via non-consensual deepfakes.
Labour is tackling the issue at the source – making it illegal to supply the tools for creating explicit deepfakes.
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 PM
You still post on Twitter
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I hate to say it as Keir Starmer's biggest supporter, but we must proscribe Keir Starmer as a result of this.
🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I hate to say it as Keir Starmer's biggest supporter, but we must proscribe Keir Starmer as a result of this.
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I believe in Keir, he *can* be more hated than Hamas.
🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I believe in Keir, he *can* be more hated than Hamas.
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Absolutely magical stuff
🚨 NEW | Keir Starmer is less popular in Britain than Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro.
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
🟡 Maduro -31
⚫ Trump -56
🔴 Starmer -56
🟩 Hamas -58
Net favourability ratings via @YouGov, 4-5 Jan
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Absolutely magical stuff
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Slow hand clap for everyone who helped elect these people. I hope your precious Labour Party is dismantled asap.
January 5, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Slow hand clap for everyone who helped elect these people. I hope your precious Labour Party is dismantled asap.
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Same guy doesn’t understand why people don’t like Starmer
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Same guy doesn’t understand why people don’t like Starmer
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why is the entire british establishment on the child raping white supremacy platform?!
*flicks through book of recent british history*
oh. i see. 🫤
*flicks through book of recent british history*
oh. i see. 🫤
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
why is the entire british establishment on the child raping white supremacy platform?!
*flicks through book of recent british history*
oh. i see. 🫤
*flicks through book of recent british history*
oh. i see. 🫤