Max Alberta
@wcontario.bsky.social
MK-Ultra survivor, recovering deep state architect, co-host of Worst Case Ontario: https://soundcloud.com/wcontario
southerners triggered
September 6, 2023 at 12:53 PM
southerners triggered
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boy dinner is just fistfuls of different dry cereal
August 12, 2023 at 12:42 AM
boy dinner is just fistfuls of different dry cereal
“Can you explain these gaps in your resume?”
*zooms in with binoculars* yep those are from the space bar
*zooms in with binoculars* yep those are from the space bar
July 30, 2023 at 4:00 PM
“Can you explain these gaps in your resume?”
*zooms in with binoculars* yep those are from the space bar
*zooms in with binoculars* yep those are from the space bar
When I cum with my Kerrigan waifu, she knows we have too many underlings, so I shout: SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
when I cum I shout YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
July 28, 2023 at 11:00 AM
When I cum with my Kerrigan waifu, she knows we have too many underlings, so I shout: SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
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X (not) gon' give it to ya
July 24, 2023 at 8:50 PM
X (not) gon' give it to ya
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Yeah I'm religious and believe in the holy trinity:
July 20, 2023 at 2:03 PM
Yeah I'm religious and believe in the holy trinity:
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“It's like these men they-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
July 16, 2023 at 2:09 AM
“It's like these men they-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
“Mm ice cream so good”
“-don't know how to make themselves attra-“
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“gang gang”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“attractive to women”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“they’re building the”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“modern world aro-“
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the world if we called dick pics "Richard Pictures"
July 16, 2023 at 2:08 PM
the world if we called dick pics "Richard Pictures"
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What a week, what a week
July 15, 2023 at 2:23 AM
What a week, what a week
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Orcas, you know what to do.
July 10, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Orcas, you know what to do.
this is what people mean when they say "that's cap"
July 8, 2023 at 2:31 PM
this is what people mean when they say "that's cap"
the energy im tryna bring to the skyline
July 8, 2023 at 1:33 PM
the energy im tryna bring to the skyline
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(posting on bluesky) she pronk on my prink til i prunk (switching to twitter) i have a gun and will be using it (switching to thread) ellen degeneres is here? more like. mother 😍 (switching to myspace) let this be the diary of my life, and my epic music taste
July 7, 2023 at 1:02 AM
(posting on bluesky) she pronk on my prink til i prunk (switching to twitter) i have a gun and will be using it (switching to thread) ellen degeneres is here? more like. mother 😍 (switching to myspace) let this be the diary of my life, and my epic music taste
Keeping up with my posts on all the twitter clones
July 7, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Keeping up with my posts on all the twitter clones
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Cut my life into pieces
My apes have been foreclosed
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if my apes are liquidating
My apes have been foreclosed
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if my apes are liquidating
July 5, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Cut my life into pieces
My apes have been foreclosed
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if my apes are liquidating
My apes have been foreclosed
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if my apes are liquidating
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reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 9:27 PM
reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
me getting ready to record another podcast episode
July 3, 2023 at 2:32 PM
me getting ready to record another podcast episode
hunter biden narrowly missing me on the street at 172 mph, leaving me in a cloud of crack smoke: you dropped this, king
July 2, 2023 at 7:53 PM
hunter biden narrowly missing me on the street at 172 mph, leaving me in a cloud of crack smoke: you dropped this, king
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you’re “looking for 15K of my closest friends.” I’m earning each and every one back through a post tailored to their specific interests. we are not the same
July 2, 2023 at 3:04 PM
you’re “looking for 15K of my closest friends.” I’m earning each and every one back through a post tailored to their specific interests. we are not the same
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Everyone on bsky right now
July 1, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Everyone on bsky right now
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you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude
July 2, 2023 at 9:51 AM
you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude